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JanT
12 Oct 2006, 22:46
This afternoon someone came to my door, he looked official, had the uniform and the van etc. I asked him for his ID but he had none so I wouldn't let him in the house. He went away and a couple of hours later he returned with Identification. I let him in and within ten minutes he had fixed the sticking door.

My kids were in tucks. My 13 year old asked me what I'd do if Meat Loaf came knocking on our door. My 15 year old said "She'd stand there gawping at him for half an hour then ask him for his ID." My 17 year old said, "And if he didn't have any on him she'd send him away to go get some.", my 13 year old then said "and she'd keep the kettle topped up and on boil until he got back with it."

I didn't realize my kids thought I was so stupid! :shock:
MeatGrl1
12 Oct 2006, 22:53
If Meat knocked on my door??

Shocked and probably pass out!

:faint: !!!
Eddie's Teddy
12 Oct 2006, 23:01
I'd invite him in of course;)
Monstro
13 Oct 2006, 00:36
Nothing, my door bell doesn't work
MeatGrl1
13 Oct 2006, 01:09
Nothing, my door bell doesn't work

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duke knooby
13 Oct 2006, 01:13
id be surprised to find any food knocking on my door
gotham_child
13 Oct 2006, 23:26
wouldnt u like to know....hehehe
Alex
14 Oct 2006, 01:24
If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!
Rockette
14 Oct 2006, 10:59
I'd look around for the candid camera
Eddie's Teddy
14 Oct 2006, 11:18
If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!

You should put a sign up up saying "please use my piggin' doorbell" next to it.;)
L96
14 Oct 2006, 12:20
I'd remove the guard cat wrapped around Meat's ankle.
RadioMaster
14 Oct 2006, 12:42
IŽd clear the problems IŽve got with all these ******* managers with him personally.
wenners
14 Oct 2006, 12:58
I would make him sing for he's tea.

And if he was no good he would go hungry
Cathie
15 Oct 2006, 20:54
Panic
needmoremeat
15 Oct 2006, 21:23
Wonder what he's doing in my little corner of the world.
Then invite him in for a cuppa of course!:mrgreen:
Emily
15 Oct 2006, 21:40
hide behind the sofa........ lol!!!
clpmss
15 Oct 2006, 22:12
scream then have a heart attack.
PanicLord
15 Oct 2006, 22:24
I would demand that he does a live recording of IGLHFBOU - it's the best song in the whole damn world, why doesn't he do it live?
mszee
15 Oct 2006, 22:57
I would be shocked...:yikes:



Then look closer :wtf: and say...













:nuts: NEIL, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, YOU DARN FLYING MOUSE!!!! :nuts:


:lmao:


P.S. Oh yes...I am blind as a bat...I wouldn't know Meat Loaf from my mailman at first sight
Skeleton
16 Oct 2006, 12:23
If Meat would come into my door, I would ask him to wait until I have cleand up my apartment.. There is horrible mess: loundry on the floor and I think IŽd have to do the dishes.. ;)

But serious speaking I really would burst out crying or have a heartattack..
Hypnobabe
16 Oct 2006, 14:15
I'd ask him what the hell he's doing in Cambridgeshire when he's got a gig on tonight!!!! Then I'd cadge a lift down in the tour bus.... :lmao: