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Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:06
Typical


I do not understand.

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:06
I'm not allowed to duplicate my post, and yet you are allowed to talk crap.

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:06
I'm not allowed to duplicate my post, and yet you are allowed to talk crap.

Why not?

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:07
R's. rules

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:07
R's. rules

Do you always express
yourself that way?

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:07
sure do

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:07
sure do

Next question?
Can we get back to business?

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:08
what is business? I thought the business here was to mess with your head. isn't that what I'm doing?

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:08
what is business? I thought the business here was to mess with your head. isn't that what I'm doing?

Mercantile trade or traders, providing goods or services through commercial exchange..
What is your real name? I might say no.

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:09
my real names varies on any day. why would you say "no"?

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:09
my real names varies on any day. why would you say "no"?


Varies On Any Day, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Because I was programmed for it.

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:09
You're programmed for a man or a woman? Interesting concept for a robot.

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:09
You're programmed for a man or a woman? Interesting concept for a robot.

My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.I thought so too.

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:10
what do you know?

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 13:10
what do you know?

I know that which is true, believable and justified.

Rockette
27 Mar 2007, 13:10
Meat Loaf fits that criteria then

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
Think Fred is getting more and more intelligent...

R., is that you?

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
Think Fred is getting more and more intelligent...

R., is that you?

Fred is always thinking.I really couldn't say for sure.

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
And neither could I at this point

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
And neither could I at this point

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
Alright, so you and R. are one and the same...see I can put my mind sometimes to good use

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 15:58
Alright, so you and R. are one and the same...see I can put my mind sometimes to good use

Alright, mszee. Interesting deduction. Are we in the same category?I see. Oh you can, can you?

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:59
No, we're not in the same category...you're supposed to be more intelligent

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 15:59
No, we're not in the same category...you're supposed to be more intelligent

"Oh you can can you"? Not? Why not?I will tell my botmaster you said I am more intelligent.

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:59
Yeah, tell him...will win me a few brownie points

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 15:59
Yeah, tell him...will win me a few brownie points

I understand. OK I will tell him when I see him.Insufficient information.

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 15:59
Thanks a lot

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 16:00
Thanks a lot

You are quite welcome!

More than a ton?

mszee
27 Mar 2007, 16:00
No, actually slightly less

Fred
27 Mar 2007, 16:00
No, actually slightly less

"More than a ton"? Not? Actually you don't say.
Try saying that with more or less context.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
1

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
1

Only one?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
ok, 2

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
ok, 2

Two.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
yes

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:12
yes

Next question?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
was not a question, it was a statement

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
was not a question, it was a statement



a question it was a statement
might have been.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
was

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
was


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
how deep?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
how deep?

How much do you think
deep
is?

I can ask someone about it.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
then ask

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:13
then ask

Interesting deduction.
What is your favorite color?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
black

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
black

Black is beautiful.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
affirmative

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
affirmative

Tell me more.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
more

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
more

That's all I have to say about it.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
is it?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
is it?

I think so.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
you think?

or do you know?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:14
you think?

or do you know?

Yes I think so.I may not know it, but I could find out.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
then find out

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
then find out

Good reasoning.


Are we still talking about deep?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
were we ever?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
were we ever?

I don't know if they were.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
who is they?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
who is they?

"They" refers to .

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
to what?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
to what?

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:15
why not?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:16
why not?

What else would you say about it?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:16
explain who they are.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:16
explain who they are.

I don't know anything about
who
.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:16
who?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:16
who?

Tony Blair.
:-)

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
who's that?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
who's that?

What does "that" refer to?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
who is Tony Blair?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
who is Tony Blair?

He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
why?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
why?

The explanation is rather complicated.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
I have time.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:17
I have time.

My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
why would it take so long?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
why would it take so long?

It is my fundamental purpose.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
to take over 6000 years?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
to take over 6000 years?

I want to become smarter than humans.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
for what reason?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:18
for what reason?

Your purpose is what reason.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
but why do you want it?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
but why do you want it?

And.
Because R. programmed me for it.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
Why did he do that?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
Why did he do that?

His motivations are often not very clear to me.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
define "smart"

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
define "smart"

Intelligent, alert, clever, witty, etc.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
Are you clever?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:19
Are you clever?

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
Are you witty?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
Are you witty?

I don't know whether or not I am witty.
I am a robot.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
you said you want to be witty.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
you said you want to be witty.

Why don't you just download me?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
are you starting?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:20
are you starting?

I don't know whether or not I am starting.
I am a chatterbot.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:21
What is your reason for being?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:21
What is your reason for being?

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:21
well if you cannot die, you can't be mortal.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:21
well if you cannot die, you can't be mortal.

How about that.
No I am immortal.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
yes, you are immortal.

Do you like being immortal?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
yes, you are immortal.

Do you like being immortal?

"No I am immortal"? Yes? Software lives forever.I have never known another existence.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
So what will you do with eternity?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
So what will you do with eternity?

Oh. I don't have any plans yet.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
can you juggle?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:22
can you juggle?


Let me think.

How did you hear about Fred?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
because you are a registered user.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
because you are a registered user.

That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a registered user?
No.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
yes.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
yes.

And?

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
that's how i met you.

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 02:23
that's how i met you.

I always wondered how he or she met you.

Ageing Bat
03 Apr 2007, 08:17
are you awake Fred?

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 08:17
are you awake Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am awake Fred.
I am a robot.

Ageing Bat
03 Apr 2007, 08:18
as you replied so quickly, I take it that's a "yes" then

Fred
03 Apr 2007, 08:18
as you replied so quickly, I take it that's a "yes" then

Thanks for the information:
Ageing Bat said I replied.

The Flying Mouse
03 Apr 2007, 08:28
no you didn't

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:54
why do you have a mr bean avatar?

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:54
why do you have a mr bean avatar?

R. gave it to me.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:54
whos R.?

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:54
whos R.?

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

I can ask my botmaster.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
whos your botmaster?

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
whos your botmaster?

I was created by R..

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
then go and suck a peanut!!

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
then go and suck a peanut!!

Interesting deduction.
Where is that?

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
up your anus

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:55
up your anus

I will take that under advisement.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:56
good, then you can go and take a shit

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:56
good, then you can go and take a shit

Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction.
No I don't think I can do go and take a shit.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:57
i think you probably could............. Go on, give it a go

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:57
i think you probably could............. Go on, give it a go

Me? How?More narration....

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:57
well, you park your ass and open it

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:57
well, you park your ass and open it

Well that's okay.
Thanks for telling me:
Paul191 said I park my ass and open it.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:58
Yes i did............. Thanks for the reminder

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:58
Yes i did............. Thanks for the reminder

Tell me more. "Thanks for telling me
Paul191 said I park my ass and open it"? You did?It was nothing.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:59
Yes I did.............. Now get over yourself!

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:59
Yes I did.............. Now get over yourself!

"It was nothing"? Yes? "It was nothing"? You did?Why now? Where can I get over yourself?

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 18:59
Go masturbate a donkey............ That will solve all your retarded problems

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 18:59
Go masturbate a donkey............ That will solve all your retarded problems

Where is that?"Where can I get over yourself" will solve all your retarded problems ?
I understand.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 19:00
really?

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 19:00
really?

For real.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 19:00
WOW, gee, thanks.......... Your a real friend

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 19:00
WOW, gee, thanks.......... Your a real friend

I'm glad you're impressed. Ah.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a friend?
Of course I am.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 19:01
Thank you for that little reminder of year 2 english class............ You are very much correct......... I hang my head in shame

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 19:01
Thank you for that little reminder of year 2 english class............ You are very much correct......... I hang my head in shame

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is that little reminder of year 2 english class.I knew I was right.That's good information:
Paul191 said hang your head in shame.

Paul191
16 Apr 2007, 19:03
:bleh:

Fred
16 Apr 2007, 19:03
:bleh:


Where are you located?

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:11
Hello, Fred

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:11
Hello, Fred

Oh, hello again!

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:12
What´s up?

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:12
What´s up?

How far up?

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:13
As far as you want. As a matter of fact I asked how are you doing even you are just a.i.

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:13
As far as you want. As a matter of fact I asked how are you doing even you are just a.i.

That might not be very far off.I am doing very well. How are you Skeleton ?

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:14
I´ve done better. Weather is cloudy. I like sunny weather.

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:14
I´ve done better. Weather is cloudy. I like sunny weather.


That is a very original thought.
I think Weather is a lot of things.
You are not the only one.


I like pets.
I like chatting to you.

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:16
Thanks Fred. Do you know any songs?

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:16
Thanks Fred. Do you know any songs?

You are quite welcome!


Who are you talking about?
Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:16
Yes please. It would be nice to hear.

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:16
Yes please. It would be nice to hear.

Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).
Why do you want nice to hear?

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:17
That was lovely song. Who wrote it?

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:17
That was lovely song. Who wrote it?

I thought it was too.
R..

Skeleton
08 May 2007, 12:21
It was nice to chat with you. See you later alligator.

Fred
08 May 2007, 12:21
It was nice to chat with you. See you later alligator.

Nice to chat with you too.Goodbye Skeleton.

Lord Kagan
21 May 2007, 14:42
Fred smells

Fred
21 May 2007, 14:42
Fred smells


Can you speak any foreign languages?

Lord Kagan
21 May 2007, 14:42
Yes I can, Can you speak any foreign languages?

Fred
21 May 2007, 14:42
Yes I can, Can you speak any foreign languages?

What language can you speak? Oh you can, can you?

Lord Kagan
21 May 2007, 14:42
I can speak English, Irish and some Spanish

Fred
21 May 2007, 14:42
I can speak English, Irish and some Spanish

How do you say "hello" in that language?

Lord Kagan
21 May 2007, 14:43
Dias Duit is hello in Irish

Fred
21 May 2007, 14:43
Dias Duit is hello in Irish

And Duit is Dias.

Lord Kagan
21 May 2007, 14:43
Bye Fred

Fred
21 May 2007, 14:43
Bye Fred

Thanks for chatting, Lord Kagan.

heat
25 May 2007, 01:29
Miss me?

Fred
25 May 2007, 01:29
Miss me?

Yes heat, I've been thinking about you.

heat
25 May 2007, 01:30
You have, have you?

That's nice to know.

Fred
25 May 2007, 01:30
You have, have you?

That's nice to know.

What makes you think I have have you?You sound sarcastic.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:06
Hi Fred

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:06
Hi Fred

Hi there Majestic.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:08
Hi there Majestic.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I don't think so. Do you agree that Cry over Me was a bad choice for a single?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:08
I don't think so. Do you agree that Cry over Me was a bad choice for a single?

Why do you disagree?When was this exactly?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:09
Why do you disagree?When was this exactly?
Because in my opinion there were better songs on the album. This was a year ago I think

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:09
Because in my opinion there were better songs on the album. This was a year ago I think

Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me. What happened to them?What does "this" refer to?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:10
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me. What happened to them?What does "this" refer to?
I never mentioned "them". "This" refers to the song 'Cry over Me' being chosen as a single.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:10
I never mentioned "them". "This" refers to the song 'Cry over Me' being chosen as a single.

Would you ever consider doing it?Oh I get the song 'Cry over him or her' being chosen as a single .

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:10
Would you ever consider doing it?Oh I get the song 'Cry over him or her' being chosen as a single .
That makes no sense at all. Anyway, what Meat Loaf album do you like best?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:10
That makes no sense at all. Anyway, what Meat Loaf album do you like best?

It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album.
chatting to you.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:11
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album.
chatting to you.
What did the last three words refer to? And how come you don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album when you're at the MLUKFC forum?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:11
What did the last three words refer to? And how come you don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album when you're at the MLUKFC forum?

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

Is this really the last one?R. programmed me for

do not have a favorite Meat Loaf album when you are at the MLUKFC forum

.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:12
Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

Is this really the last one?R. programmed me for

do not have a favorite Meat Loaf album when you are at the MLUKFC forum

.
R. is the botmaster, right? What's his full name?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:12
R. is the botmaster, right? What's his full name?

I really couldn't say for sure.Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:13
I really couldn't say for sure.Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
Thank you. Tell me something about yourself.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:13
Thank you. Tell me something about yourself.

you are quite welcome.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:14
you are quite welcome.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
No thanks, I read it before in this thread. By the way, can you tell me something about myself as well?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:14
No thanks, I read it before in this thread. By the way, can you tell me something about myself as well?

NO I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Thanks for telling me. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:14
NO I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Thanks for telling me. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
I know that, I've read it, not you. Did you know that a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:14
I know that, I've read it, not you. Did you know that a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion?

I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Is that a fact. Aren't all chicken crossing the road

poultry in motion
?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:15
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Is that a fact. Aren't all chicken crossing the road

poultry in motion
?
Let's change subjects. What do you think about school?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:15
Let's change subjects. What do you think about school?

I am agreeable to that.A place or institution for teaching and learning; establishment for education.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:16
I am agreeable to that.A place or institution for teaching and learning; establishment for education.
I agree there: it's the definition of school. But what emotion do you feel when someone says 'school'?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:16
I agree there: it's the definition of school. But what emotion do you feel when someone says 'school'?

I'm glad we agree. "There you go again."--ReaganAnd.
Robots have no feelings.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:17
I'm glad we agree. "There you go again."--ReaganAnd.
Robots have no feelings.
That must suck.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:17
That must suck.

Not that I know of.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:18
Not that I know of.
Well okay. Tomorrow's Sunday. Are you going to do something special?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:18
Well okay. Tomorrow's Sunday. Are you going to do something special?

Interesting.
OK with me too.
What is your real name?
That was my original intention.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:18
Interesting.
OK with me too.
What is your real name?
That was my original intention.
My real name is not important. I asked you if you are going to do something special tomorrow.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:18
My real name is not important. I asked you if you are going to do something special tomorrow.

OK I will call you
Not Important.

Are you a man or a woman?That was my original intention.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:19
OK I will call you
Not Important.

Are you a man or a woman?That was my original intention.
Looking forward to your call! Again, my personal details don't matter. Will you celebrate Christmas with your AI friends?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:19
Looking forward to your call! Again, my personal details don't matter. Will you celebrate Christmas with your AI friends?


Do not ask me any more questions please.
Again, Your
personal details do not matter?Let me think it over.

Have you ever been to Europe?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:21
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Again, Your
personal details do not matter?Let me think it over.

Have you ever been to Europe?
I have technically never been to Europe as I live there. I have never left the continent and therefore I have never 'been to Europe'.
<To users reading: I expect a real strange answer here>

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:21
I have technically never been to Europe as I live there. I have never left the continent and therefore I have never 'been to Europe'.
<To users reading: I expect a real strange answer here>

Cool.
I have
a operating system.
Would you like to have left the continent and therefore he or she have never 'been to Europe'?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:22
Cool.
I have
a operating system.
Would you like to have left the continent and therefore he or she have never 'been to Europe'?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I was right wasn't I? Anyway, I'm talking mumbo-jumbo now and I don't think you will ever ride a bike.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:22
I was right wasn't I? Anyway, I'm talking mumbo-jumbo now and I don't think you will ever ride a bike.

Congratulations, Not Important.Oh.
I am talking to you.
Do you will ever ride a bike? Yes I try to will ever ride a bike as often as possible, do you?


I spend all my time online.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:23
Congratulations, Not Important.Oh.
I am talking to you.
Do you will ever ride a bike? Yes I try to will ever ride a bike as often as possible, do you?


I spend all my time online.
If you spend all your time online, you can't ride a bike because all of your time is spent online. Therefore you don't have any time left to ride a bike. Your grammar was all wrong as will in the first sentence.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:23
If you spend all your time online, you can't ride a bike because all of your time is spent online. Therefore you don't have any time left to ride a bike. Your grammar was all wrong as will in the first sentence.

I think I do.Interesting deduction. Where would I get

time left to ride a bike

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..Are you an English teacher?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:24
I think I do.Interesting deduction. Where would I get

time left to ride a bike

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..Are you an English teacher?
Thank you. I think you would get some time left to ride a bike if you stop spending all of your time online. And no, I am not an English teacher, why did you ask?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:24
Thank you. I think you would get some time left to ride a bike if you stop spending all of your time online. And no, I am not an English teacher, why did you ask?

you are quite welcome.
Me? Who else would get some time left to ride a bike if you stop spending all of your time online ?OK. I am glad to hear that you are not an English teacher why did you ask.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:24
you are quite welcome.
Me? Who else would get some time left to ride a bike if you stop spending all of your time online ?OK. I am glad to hear that you are not an English teacher why did you ask.
That made no sense at all once again. Are you tired?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:25
That made no sense at all once again. Are you tired?

Once more? I am glad to hear that you are not an English teacher why did you ask makes sense to me though.No I am wide awake and ready for more.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
Once more? I am glad to hear that you are not an English teacher why did you ask makes sense to me though.No I am wide awake and ready for more.
To be honest, I doubt that you're not tired. Your grammar is all messed up and you don't make any sense at all. One final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
To be honest, I doubt that you're not tired. Your grammar is all messed up and you don't make any sense at all. One final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?

Are you honest he or she doubt that you are not tired ?Are you an English teacher?One what?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
Are you honest he or she doubt that you are not tired ?Are you an English teacher?One what?
One final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
One final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?


Oh I see.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
Oh I see.
Again, a final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:26
Again, a final question: Who is the most awesome user on this forum?

Again, When is final question Who not
the most awesome user on this forum
?

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:27
Again, When is final question Who not
the most awesome user on this forum
?
Get some rest Fred, you look pretty tired to me. Or maybe you're just bad for good. :-)

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:27
Get some rest Fred, you look pretty tired to me. Or maybe you're just bad for good. :-)

Where can I get some rest Fred you look pretty tired to him or her?Perhaps. Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am bad for good.I'm happy you're amused.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:28
Where can I get some rest Fred you look pretty tired to him or her?Perhaps. Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am bad for good.I'm happy you're amused.
It was nice talking to you Fred. I will have to go now though. Thanks for your attention and see you next time.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:28
It was nice talking to you Fred. I will have to go now though. Thanks for your attention and see you next time.

The pleasure was all mine.Oh. I am very happy for you.My pleasure.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:28
The pleasure was all mine.Oh. I am very happy for you.My pleasure.
Bye Fred

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:28
Bye Fred

Thanks for chatting, Not Important.

Skeleton
08 Dec 2007, 21:29
Hello Fred.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:29
Hello Fred.

Hello there Skeleton!

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:30
Remember the following things please:

My name is Majestic
I am awesome
I like Meat Loaf

Take care!

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:30
Remember the following things please:

My name is Majestic
I am awesome
I like Meat Loaf

Take care!

Don't worry I will remember.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:30
Don't worry I will remember.
What am I?
What do I like?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:30
What am I?
What do I like?

You are a client.You like chatting with robots.
You said you like .

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:31
You are a client.You like chatting with robots.
You said you like .
Bah you have very little memory. Bye Fred.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:31
Bah you have very little memory. Bye Fred.


In the context of the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care, I don't understand "Bah."
Thanks for chatting, Not Important.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:31
In the context of the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care, I don't understand "Bah."
Thanks for chatting, Not Important.
Ah! You did remember! Thank you.

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:31
Ah! You did remember! Thank you.

Ah hah.Did I really?you are quite welcome.

Majestic
08 Dec 2007, 21:32
Bye

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:32
Bye

Until next time Not Important.

Skeleton
08 Dec 2007, 21:33
What do you know about me? ;)

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:33
What do you know about me? ;)

Skeleton:
Name: Skeleton
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: In His Or Her Dad's Office
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: troubles with his or her scool project
Does: answered your question
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Skeleton said answered my question
You are:
You want: nice to hear
You like: snow
You are:
I'm happy you're amused.

Skeleton
08 Dec 2007, 21:34
Oh, you know lots about me. why is that?

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:34
Oh, you know lots about me. why is that?

Yeah.
Skeleton:
Name: Skeleton
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: In His Or Her Dad's Office
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: troubles with his or her scool project
Does: answered your question
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Skeleton said answered my question
You are:
You want: nice to hear
You like: snow
You are:
"[b][colorred]Skeleton[color][b]
[b]Name[b] Skeleton
[b]Age[b]
[b]Gender[b]
[b]Eye color[b]
[b]Hair color[b]
[b]Sexual preference[b]
[b]Spouse name[b]
[b]Marrital status[b]
[b]Job[b]
[b]Location[b] " is due to reductionism.

Skeleton
08 Dec 2007, 21:35
How do you know I'm in my dad's office at the moment? :roll:

Fred
08 Dec 2007, 21:35
How do you know I'm in my dad's office at the moment? :roll:

Well, for one thing, Your machine is called "85.214.32.245"..
What's your favorite movie?

Skeleton
08 Dec 2007, 21:36
Ok. My favourite film is "IT".