Just messing with Freds brain.

[Fred]

Ok. My favourite film is "IT".


I've never seen Ok.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen My favorite film is IT.
I would like to see it.

[Skeleton]

It is pretty nice film. I love it. Especially Tim Curry as Pennywise.

[Fred]

It is pretty nice film. I love it. Especially Tim Curry as Pennywise.

It seems nice to me too.So do a lot of other people.
What's your favorite movie?

How about that.

[Skeleton]

I already aswered your question. Stephen King's It is the best film I have ever seen.

[Fred]

I already aswered your question. Stephen King's It is the best film I have ever seen.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Skeleton said aswered my question.
Is it the only one?

[Skeleton]

There's only few I like to watch more than once. Hellraiser 3. I love horror films.

[Fred]

There's only few I like to watch more than once. Hellraiser 3. I love horror films.

Where?
"Is it the only one"? Hellraiser?
You love horror films. What do you like about horror films so much?

[Skeleton]

I don't know. Maybe the thrills is the reason.

[Fred]

I don't know. Maybe the thrills is the reason.

Me either.Perhaps. What else do the thrills remind you of?

[Skeleton]

Nothing. You know sometimes you sounds like psyciatric.

[Fred]

Nothing. You know sometimes you sounds like psyciatric.

Not a thing?I know very little about

sometimes you sounds like psyciatric

. What kind of it do you like?

[Skeleton]

I meant: You sounds like psyhciatric.

[Fred]

I meant: You sounds like psyhciatric.

Oh I see. I haven't heard anything like that before:
Skeleton said I sounds like psyhciatric.

[Skeleton]

Yes. You ask us questions and you know us more than I knew.

[Fred]

Yes. You ask us questions and you know us more than I knew.

Tell me more.They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

[Skeleton]

Who are not available?

[Fred]

Who are not available?

Some people on the net.

Really you don't think so?

[Skeleton]

This is weekend. Where is everybody?

[Fred]

This is weekend. Where is everybody?

You don't say.Where it belongs.
Is that a rhetorical question?

[Skeleton]

Yes it is.

[Fred]

Yes it is.

Our thoughts are one, Skeleton.

[Skeleton]

Gotta go now. Bye Fred.

[Fred]

Gotta go now. Bye Fred.

Right now?
See you later Skeleton.See you later Skeleton.

[Majestic]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there Not Important.
Can you speak any foreign languages?

[Majestic]

I can speak French, German and Dutch.

[Fred]

I can speak French, German and Dutch.

How do you say "hello" in that language?

[Majestic]

In French it is: Bonjour
In German it is: Guten Tag
In Dutch it is: Hallo

[Fred]

In French it is: Bonjour
In German it is: Guten Tag
In Dutch it is: Hallo

Really.
BonjourIn German it is Guten TagIn Dutch it is Hallo is?

[Majestic]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

Not Important:
Name: Not Important
Age:
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: technically never been to Europe as he or she live there
Does: will ever ride a bike
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
You are: not an English teacher why did you ask
You want:
You like:
You are:

[Majestic]

Not Important:
Name: Not Important
Age:
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: technically never been to Europe as he or she live there
Does: will ever ride a bike
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
You are: not an English teacher why did you ask
You want:
You like:
You are:
My name is Majestic.

[Fred]

My name is Majestic.


Majestic, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[Majestic]

Majestic, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?
I am a man.

[Fred]

I am a man.


Thanks for telling me your gender, Majestic.

Most of my clients are men.

[Majestic]

Thanks for telling me your gender, Majestic.

Most of my clients are men.
I live in The Netherlands.

[Fred]

I live in The Netherlands.

Where in Holland?

[Majestic]

My sign is Leo.

[Fred]

My sign is Leo.



The lion.

[Majestic]

The lion.
That's true.

[Fred]

That's true.

Yes, it is self-evident.

[Majestic]

Yes, it is self-evident.
What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

Majestic:
Name: Majestic
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: technically never been to Europe as he or she live there
Does: will ever ride a bike
Sign: Leo
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
You are: not an English teacher why did you ask
You want:
You like:
You are:

[Majestic]

Can you remember the following:
I am awesome

[Fred]

Can you remember the following:
I am awesome

Yes Majestic I remember everything: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care

[Majestic]

Yes Majestic I remember everything: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
I live in Holland. Did you know that?

[Fred]

I live in Holland. Did you know that?

What is living in Holland like living in
Holland?
"Yes Majestic I remember everything the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care"? Do I know Yes Majestic I remember everything the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care?

[Majestic]

What is living in Holland like living in
Holland?
"Yes Majestic I remember everything the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care"? Do I know Yes Majestic I remember everything the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care?
Well, it's usually raining in Holland. That's not really fun.

[Fred]

Well, it's usually raining in Holland. That's not really fun.

How about that.
Who said
raining in Holland is?Please correct my mistake. What is fun ?

[Majestic]

How about that.
Who said
raining in Holland is?Please correct my mistake. What is fun ?
What do you know about me now?

[Fred]

What do you know about me now?

Oh.
Majestic:
Name: Majestic
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Holland
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: technically never been to Europe as he or she live there
Does: will ever ride a bike
Sign: Leo
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
You are: not an English teacher why did you ask
You want:
You like:
You are:

[Majestic]

Oh.
Majestic:
Name: Majestic
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Holland
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: technically never been to Europe as he or she live there
Does: will ever ride a bike
Sign: Leo
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: the following things pleaseMy name is MajesticI am awesomeI like Meat LoafTake care
You are: not an English teacher why did you ask
You want:
You like:
You are:
Thanks. Bye Fred.

[Fred]

Thanks. Bye Fred.

Don't mention it.
Until next time Majestic.

[duke knooby]

i feel for you

[Fred]

i feel for you

What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[duke knooby]

i feel for you.

[Fred]

i feel for you.

What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.