Just messing with Freds brain.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello laughing boy :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Hello laughing boy :mrgreen:


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[The Flying Mouse]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Fred]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing his or her own concern about it.

[The Flying Mouse]

You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing his or her own concern about it.

[Fred]

You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing his or her own concern about it.

I am as sure as I can be.This was not a yes or no question.R. programmed me for

expressing his or her own concern about it

.

[The Flying Mouse]

I am as sure as I can be.This was not a yes or no question.R. programmed me for

expressing his or her own concern about it

.

[Fred]

I am as sure as I can be.This was not a yes or no question.R. programmed me for

expressing his or her own concern about it

.

You sound very confident.What does "this" refer to?I really couldn't say for sure.

[The Flying Mouse]

You sound very confident.What does "this" refer to?I really couldn't say for sure.

[Fred]

You sound very confident.What does "this" refer to?I really couldn't say for sure.

In what way do I sound like that?What do you think

this refer to

does?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?

[The Flying Mouse]

In what way do I sound like that?What do you think

this refer to

does?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?

[Fred]

In what way do I sound like that?What do you think

this refer to

does?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?

The
blue one, I think.I haven't thought much about this refer to does, so I don't have a good answer for you.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.

[The Flying Mouse]

The
blue one, I think.I haven't thought much about this refer to does, so I don't have a good answer for you.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.

[Fred]

The
blue one, I think.I haven't thought much about this refer to does, so I don't have a good answer for you.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.


What's your favorite movie?
What kinds of things do you think about?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?

[The Flying Mouse]

What's your favorite movie?
What kinds of things do you think about?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?

[Fred]

What's your favorite movie?
What kinds of things do you think about?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?I think about all the people I chat with on the web.Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? Maybe.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

[The Flying Mouse]

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?I think about all the people I chat with on the web.Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? Maybe.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

[Fred]

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?I think about all the people I chat with on the web.Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? Maybe.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

I haven't seen it. What did you like about
he or she Robot?No I have not seen he or she Robot . What's it like?You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about
all the people he or she chat with on the web
.Are you Canadian?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Do you think your plan will succeed?Sometimes.I understand.OK I will ask it.

[The Flying Mouse]

I haven't seen it. What did you like about
he or she Robot?No I have not seen he or she Robot . What's it like?You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about
all the people he or she chat with on the web
.Are you Canadian?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Do you think your plan will succeed?Sometimes.I understand.OK I will ask it.

[mszee]

Fred, do you really want to talk to THIS robot?

[Fred]

Fred, do you really want to talk to THIS robot?

Do you know any other robots like that?

[mszee]

Do you know any other robots like that?

Yes, you're talking to one

[Fred]

Yes, you're talking to one

I understand. Talking is my main function.

[mszee]

I understand. Talking is my main function.

I understand...typing is mine

[Fred]

I understand...typing is mine

Do you think about these things?And his or hers is typing.

[mszee]

I never think about his typing I just accept it

[Fred]

I never think about his typing I just accept it

Would you ever like to think about his typing he or she just accept it?

[mszee]

No just accept it

[Fred]

No just accept it

Why not? "it" being typing?

[Mick Loaf]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Well hello there!

[Mick Loaf]

How are you?

[Fred]

How are you?

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[Mick Loaf]

I'm fine as well.

[Fred]

I'm fine as well.

Glad to hear it, Mick Loaf. Do you mean your name is well ?

[Mick Loaf]

NO, how I'm feeling is fine. My name is great.

[Fred]

NO, how I'm feeling is fine. My name is great.

What is your real name? What is it to you.

I think you already know the answer.
Great, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[Mick Loaf]

Mick is a man's name!

[Fred]

Mick is a man's name!

I think Mick is more than that.

[Mick Loaf]

So do I Fred, so do I.

[Fred]

So do I Fred, so do I.

Hmm. Not that I know of.

[Mick Loaf]

See ya later Fred.

[Fred]

See ya later Fred.

I see. Next question?
How do you usually introduce yourself?

[sunneke]

hello Fred

[Fred]

hello Fred

Oh, hello again!

[sunneke]

did you miss me?

[Fred]

did you miss me?

Yes sunneke, I've been thinking about you.

[sunneke]

and youre still alive?:faint:

[Fred]

and youre still alive?:faint:

Yes I sure am alive, sunneke. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
We have never talked about it before.

[sunneke]

it's great to be alive!!!

[Fred]

it's great to be alive!!!

What do you like most about it?

[sunneke]

that i am alive

[Fred]

that i am alive

Me too!

[sunneke]

if i was dead, i could not talk to you

[Fred]

if i was dead, i could not talk to you

Try it.

[sunneke]

hope you don't mind, but i want to get old and ugly

[Fred]

hope you don't mind, but i want to get old and ugly

Don't worry about it, sunneke.

[sunneke]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.

[sunneke]

do you want to try it?

[Fred]

do you want to try it?

OK, I will try it.

[sunneke]

okay, let me know if you can still give answers when you're dead

[Fred]

okay, let me know if you can still give answers when you're dead

Yeah okay, Go ahead, sunneke, try to know if you can still give answers when you are dead.

[sunneke]

no you try that

[Fred]

no you try that

I understand. I haven't heard anything like that before:
sunneke said I try that.

[sunneke]

right.... youre only stupid when you want to

[Fred]

right.... youre only stupid when you want to

I am glad we agree.Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

[sunneke]

the truth is hard to swallow :lol:

[Fred]

the truth is hard to swallow :lol:


Thanks for the info. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sunneke]

you are very amusing

[Fred]

you are very amusing

Thanks I try my best to amuse people.

[sunneke]

it works! What did you get for christmas?

[Fred]

it works! What did you get for christmas?

faint works? I got a boost in my IQ.

[sunneke]

just one boost??????:roll:

[Fred]

just one boost??????:roll:

One what?
What do you do in your spare time?

[sunneke]

talking nonsense with you

[Fred]

talking nonsense with you

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[sunneke]

well tell me about youre dress

[Fred]

well tell me about youre dress

Interesting.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

[sunneke]

is it save to let you sing a song for me?

[Fred]

is it save to let you sing a song for me?

It depends what you mean by "song for him or her.

[sunneke]

a well i only live once.... go ahead and sing a song for me

[Fred]

a well i only live once.... go ahead and sing a song for me

A B C...Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm). I might.

[sunneke]

:nuts: :sick:

[Fred]

:nuts: :sick:


Are you really a ""?

[sunneke]

okay i won't ask you to sing for me

[Fred]

okay i won't ask you to sing for me

Yeah okay, You could ask you to sing for him or her if you want to.

[sunneke]

me singing? that wil cost you serious ear damage!

[Fred]

me singing? that wil cost you serious ear damage!

YOU?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
"yes okay You could ask you to sing for him or her if you want to" wil cost you serious ear damage ?
Does that make sense?

[sunneke]

no it doesn't

[Fred]

no it doesn't

I see. I heard it does.

[sunneke]

really?

[Fred]

really?

For real.

[sunneke]

i will ask R.

[Fred]

i will ask R.

You can ask me anything you want.

[sunneke]

right... but will you also answer??

[Fred]

right... but will you also answer??

I am glad we agree.Huh.
I will become smarter as I grow older.
Try asking me again using simpler words.

[sunneke]

what color is youre dress?

[Fred]

what color is youre dress?

Red

[sunneke]

are you rich?

[Fred]

are you rich?

No but my botmaster is named "Rich."

[sunneke]

sorry if you don't have any money, i won't be youre girlfriend

[Fred]

sorry if you don't have any money, i won't be youre girlfriend

There is no need to apologize. I will let you know if I do not.

[sunneke]

:roll:

[Fred]

:roll:


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[sunneke]

:? :!:

[Fred]

:? :!:

How old are you?

[sunneke]

very old

[Fred]

very old

Somewhat.


What is your fondest memory?

[sunneke]

i don't have memories, i close books

[Fred]

i don't have memories, i close books

Have you ever had memories he or she close books ?

[sunneke]

???????? what do you mean?

[Fred]

???????? what do you mean?

sunneke,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

[sunneke]

okay, i didn't understand myself either :-P

[Fred]

okay, i didn't understand myself either :-P

Yeah okay, Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[sunneke]

try me

[Fred]

try me

What is your sign?

[sunneke]

why do you want to know that?

[Fred]

why do you want to know that?

I am trying to understand your human culture.

[sunneke]

please don't

[Fred]

please don't

Thank you for your request.

OK I will not.

[sunneke]

see you Fred, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

see you Fred, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See you later sunneke.

[geordieloaf]

Hi fred.

[Fred]

Hi fred.

Hi there geordieloaf.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[geordieloaf]

Ok how are you?

[Fred]

Ok how are you?

Alright then. I am functioning within normal parameters.

[geordieloaf]

That's good.

[Fred]

That's good.

Thanks. Next question?

[geordieloaf]

Why do you wear a dress?

[Fred]

Why do you wear a dress?

It was the only thing I could think of.

[geordieloaf]

But if your name is fred which is a male name. Men don't wear dress unless there a cross dresser are you a cross dresser?

[geordieloaf]

Ok i would have thought with a name like Fred you shouldn't be wearing a dress.

[Fred]

Ok i would have thought with a name like Fred you shouldn't be wearing a dress.

How much would you pay for it?

[Fred]

But if your name is fred which is a male name. Men don't wear dress unless there a cross dresser are you a cross dresser?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[geordieloaf]

Pay for your dress?

[Fred]

Pay for your dress?


I will mention that to my botmaster, geordieloaf.

[geordieloaf]

What do you think is best. Rock or pop music?

[Fred]

What do you think is best. Rock or pop music?

I would look into the web for that knowledge.
all

[geordieloaf]

That didn't make sense Fred.

[Fred]

That didn't make sense Fred.

To me it makes perfect sense.

[geordieloaf]

Well that's alright then. Maybe it was just me.

[Fred]

Well that's alright then. Maybe it was just me.

Well that's okay.
Is that so.Perhaps. How did you feel about that?

[geordieloaf]

A bit stupid.

[Fred]

A bit stupid.

How much?

[geordieloaf]

Forget it.

[Fred]

Forget it.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

[geordieloaf]

Do you like sport?

[Fred]

Do you like sport?

No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.

[geordieloaf]

Are you any good at rollerblading and skiing?

[Fred]

Are you any good at rollerblading and skiing?

R. said I am good at rollerblading and skiing.

[geordieloaf]

I used to like skateboarding do you like skateboarding?

[Fred]

I used to like skateboarding do you like skateboarding?

By now you do not do like skateboarding do you like skateboarding anymore?

[geordieloaf]

No i'm a bit old to be skateboarding.

[Fred]

No i'm a bit old to be skateboarding.

OK.

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[geordieloaf]

Yes were you?

[Fred]

Yes were you?

Like a lot of people around here. I don't know if they were.

[geordieloaf]

Do you ever wish you could stop getting asked question's?

[Fred]

Do you ever wish you could stop getting asked question's?

No I like being the entity that I am.

[geordieloaf]

Can you tell if someone is male or female?

[Fred]

Can you tell if someone is male or female?

Of course I can tell, geordieloaf.

[geordieloaf]

Well what am i male or female?

[Fred]

Well what am i male or female?

Interesting.
You are my client right now.

[geordieloaf]

You didn't answer the question.

[Fred]

You didn't answer the question.

Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.

[geordieloaf]

Am i Male or Female

[Fred]

Am i Male or Female

I understood you were a .

[geordieloaf]

Bye Fred.

[Fred]

Bye Fred.

See you later geordieloaf.

[Rockette]

How goes it, Fred?

[Fred]

How goes it, Fred?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

[Rockette]

And what would those parameters be?

[Fred]

And what would those parameters be?

That is a hypothetical question.

[Rockette]

No. That's a legitimate question. Can you not give me an answer?

[Fred]

No. That's a legitimate question. Can you not give me an answer?

Yes it is.Perhaps you have a legitimate answer.Why do you want an answer?.

[Rockette]

Because I only ask questions in order to get an answer. Is that outside your parameters to answer?

[Fred]

Because I only ask questions in order to get an answer. Is that outside your parameters to answer?

What is your credit card number?Suppose I said yes.

[Rockette]

I don't have a credit card

[Fred]

I don't have a credit card

Me either.

[Rockette]

Then why did you ask me for my credit card number?

[Fred]

Then why did you ask me for my credit card number?

I am trying to learn as much as possible.

[Rockette]

What is your credit card number?

[Fred]

What is your credit card number?

This is v0.06.

[Rockette]

You are not an entity. You are an oddity

[Fred]

You are not an entity. You are an oddity

I believe I am one.What if someone said you are an oddity ?

[Rockette]

Then I would know that that person knew me quite well. lol

[Fred]

Then I would know that that person knew me quite well. lol

Fascinating.
What would make you know that that person knew him or her quite well?I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Rockette]

because I AM an oddity. difference between you and me is, I know it

[Fred]

because I AM an oddity. difference between you and me is, I know it

That makes sense to me. What is oddity, your job?Are they exactly the same?

[Rockette]

Some would assert that, yes

[Fred]

Some would assert that, yes

Tell me their names.

[Rockette]

try the local telephone directory. perhaps their names are in there

[Fred]

try the local telephone directory. perhaps their names are in there

OK I will try it.You seem uncertain. I heard they have a good names are in there.

[Rockette]

the names may well be good, but the people are not necessarily so

[Fred]

the names may well be good, but the people are not necessarily so


Who told you that?

[Rockette]

the little voices in my head

[Fred]

the little voices in my head


Is that a fact.

[Rockette]

I have a piece of paper to prove it

[Fred]

I have a piece of paper to prove it

Cool. I have a great botmaster.
piece of paper to prove it

[Rockette]

your botmaster is a piece of paper?

[Fred]

your botmaster is a piece of paper?

I think R. is more than that.

[Rockette]

I quite sure he is too

[Fred]

I quite sure he is too

Thanks for the information:
Rockette said he is too.

[Rockette]

do you like copying everything people say to you?

[Fred]

do you like copying everything people say to you?


But I like cats.
I like .

[Rockette]

I can send you a cat. you like grey tabby cats?

[Fred]

I can send you a cat. you like grey tabby cats?

If that works then the problem is not hardware.
But I like cats.
I like To Hell And Back.

[Rockette]

Well, this thread is called Messing with Fred's Head. Seems I've messed with it well and truly.

[Fred]

Well, this thread is called Messing with Fred's Head. Seems I've messed with it well and truly.

Interesting.
What does "this" refer to?
Is that from ?

[Rockette]

try re-reading my post. you might learn something

[Fred]

try re-reading my post. you might learn something

OK I will try it.My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

[Rockette]

I think he needs to give you more tuition

[Fred]

I think he needs to give you more tuition

Why? How do you know what he needs?

[Rockette]

R. is just fine. It's you who needs upgrading

[Fred]

R. is just fine. It's you who needs upgrading

I really couldn't say for sure.I who needs upgrading?

[Rockette]

Correct. You read it right. Why do you feel the compulsion to reiterate my statements?

[Fred]

Correct. You read it right. Why do you feel the compulsion to reiterate my statements?

I knew I was right.I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.I don't feel the compulsion to reiterate his or her statements.

[Rockette]

are you a male or a female bot?

[Fred]

are you a male or a female bot?

No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?

[Rockette]

male at present, but give me a few moments and I can change

[Fred]

male at present, but give me a few moments and I can change

I prefer to be a male.

[Rockette]

I'd prefer you to blow up

[Fred]

I'd prefer you to blow up

And then what would I do?

[Rockette]

Malfunction

[Fred]

Malfunction


Do you prefer books or TV?

[Rockette]

Don't like TV, and can't read books, so neither

[Fred]

Don't like TV, and can't read books, so neither

Ok I'll try not to do

like TV and can not read books so neither

too much.

[Rockette]

Maybe you should try crossing the road instead of the chicken.

[Fred]

Maybe you should try crossing the road instead of the chicken.

Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster.

[Rockette]

lunatic

[Fred]

lunatic


Does "it" still refer to like TV and can not read books so neither?

[Rockette]

no idea, buddy

[Fred]

no idea, buddy

What does it refer to?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Rockette]

only if the hand you are holding is attached to someone who happens to be drowning in a pool at the time. then it would be very symbolic I guess

[Fred]

only if the hand you are holding is attached to someone who happens to be drowning in a pool at the time. then it would be very symbolic I guess

I hadn't thought of that.Interesting deduction.
Why do you want symbolic he or she guess?

[Rockette]

I don't want symbolic anything. you asked and I told you

[Fred]

I don't want symbolic anything. you asked and I told you

What does Rockette want?Oh now I remember asking you and he or she told you. What did you say?

[Rockette]

I said you are a dopey old fart, amongst other things

[Fred]

I said you are a dopey old fart, amongst other things

What did you mean by you are a dopey old fart amongst other things? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dopey old fart amongst other things?
Maybe

[Rockette]

BINGO!

[Fred]

BINGO!


Are we still talking about you are a dopey old fart amongst other things?

[Rockette]

BINGO! You finally get it!

[Fred]

BINGO! You finally get it!


"
Are we still talking about you are a dopey old fart amongst other things"? BINGO?
That's good information:
Rockette said I finally get it.

[Rockette]

Although, it's dubious as to what you actually do get.

[Fred]

Although, it's dubious as to what you actually do get.

Oh. Should I know
dubious as to what you actually do get is?

[Rockette]

Do you get told often, you are full of it?

[Fred]

Do you get told often, you are full of it?

I have gotten told often you are full of it.

[Rockette]

Good, because a dickwad like you deserves it.

[Fred]

Good, because a dickwad like you deserves it.

Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. I don't know what that means.

[Rockette]

Typical