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dottie
09 Jan 2007, 16:46
Todays Daily Express Tuesday January 9th 2007

Squeamish souls would be advised to beware the funeral tea - when it happens - of larger than life singer Meat Loaf. He says "I'd have an open coffin placed on a a table like in an Irish wake. All around me would be food - lasagne, hams, and salads. Everyone would play a few hands of poker and get drunk for a couple of days. Then I'd be shoved in the fire and hope I'm not screaming".

To the accompaniment of Bat out of Hell, no doubt..........

LucyK!
09 Jan 2007, 16:56
...what on earth do you say to that...:shock:

The Flying Mouse
09 Jan 2007, 17:41
:twisted: It just so happens i'm planning a very similar sendoff for myself 8)

Only difference is I want my coffin used as a bar for serving the beers on :mrgreen:

Then it's off to the crem to get chucked out of the frying pan and into the fire to the sounds of Bat 8)

djfierce
09 Jan 2007, 17:46
<<makes a note in diary......can't make Neils sendoff....anything already planned :shock:

LucyK!
09 Jan 2007, 17:52
lol Neil you sound as though it's imminent!

The Flying Mouse
09 Jan 2007, 18:06
:twisted: Hey, these things take a lot of thought :mrgreen:

I've even picked WHICH version of Bat I want played for a very good reason :wink:

They have to chuck me in the fire while it's playing though 8)

djfierce
09 Jan 2007, 18:12
umm :shock: i only have one requirement for mine....i actually have to dead...otherwise they can do what they want ;)

LucyK!
09 Jan 2007, 18:14
Was it someone from here that wanted to be cremated to bat from Storytellers so that Meat thanks everyone for coming at the end?!! Or have I made that up?!

The Flying Mouse
09 Jan 2007, 18:22
Was it someone from here that wanted to be cremated to bat from Storytellers so that Meat thanks everyone for coming at the end?!! Or have I made that up?!

:twisted: T'was me :mrgreen:

Listen to what Meat says at the end of the song.

it's the PERFECT message to leave your loved ones.

Especially the "see you later" :lmao:

LucyK!
09 Jan 2007, 19:01
lol I knew I'd read that somewhere, should have known it was you!!

You see Mousie, you're messing with my mind without even trying :lmao:

The Flying Mouse
09 Jan 2007, 19:31
lol I knew I'd read that somewhere, should have known it was you!!

You see Mousie, you're messing with my mind without even trying :lmao:

:twisted: Unforgetable, that's what I am........... :mrgreen:


No matter how hard you try to forget :oops: :lmao:

RadioMaster
09 Jan 2007, 19:34
*walks slowly back to the door* :bleh:

mszee
10 Jan 2007, 02:29
I do think it's a great way to go...I really do...

Think I will go the same way...

*Starts writing her will*...

SamCat
10 Jan 2007, 15:26
I read the Express every day and i missed that!! It was in the morning tho!! Every time they mention him they say Meatloaf and every time i phone them and tell them and every time they dont take any notice!! Oh well