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Loafy Meats

16 Jan 2007, 11:31

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Meat-Loaf-Rare-Collectable-Condom-by-Rockdoms-meatloaf_W0QQitemZ230077412857QQihZ013QQcategoryZ42445QQssPageNameZWDV WQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Hope the link works - i'm not good at these things!!

ROSIE

16 Jan 2007, 11:50

This is like the one Meat signed for me at Wembley

Rosie

The Flying Mouse

16 Jan 2007, 18:56

:twisted: They should have brought this product out for the Welcome To The Neighbourhood album.

It could have been sold with copies of Where The RUBBER Meets The Road :lmao:

samurai7

16 Jan 2007, 18:58

Damn! What'd you go and post the link for? I'm watching that item... :evil: ;) :-P

ROSIE

16 Jan 2007, 19:14

wonder how much my signed my one would go for???

Rosie

Monstro

16 Jan 2007, 19:29

Not sure I'd want to be bidding against someone with a minus one feedback for not paying!!!!!!

geordieloaf

16 Jan 2007, 19:44

What size are they. :oops:

mszee

16 Jan 2007, 20:29

What size are they. :oops:

Better write to the seller and ask...before all the others will snatch it up from you!!!

Jeanie

16 Jan 2007, 21:10

What size are they. :oops:

:lmao:

J.

Jeanie

16 Jan 2007, 21:14

:twisted: They should have brought this product out for the Welcome To The Neighbourhood album.

It could have been sold with copies of Where The RUBBER Meets The Road :lmao:

Now..that would have been perfect... :lmao:

J.

PS. Thanks Neil & Geordie for the laughs. :D

MeatGrl1

16 Jan 2007, 21:30

Not sure I'd want to be bidding against someone with a minus one feedback for not paying!!!!!!

I know! Damn right!

It amazes me how this dude is still on ebay !!

:mad:

:twisted: They should have brought this product out for the Welcome To The Neighbourhood album.

It could have been sold with copies of Where The RUBBER Meets The Road :lmao:

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!

That would have been very um appropriate:shock: :roll: :shock: !!!

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!

What size are they. :oops:

Do they actually come in different sizes:shock: !!!

geordieloaf

16 Jan 2007, 21:31

In a man's view you get Large or extra large.;)
In a Womans it's small or extra small.:(

mszee

16 Jan 2007, 21:34

In a man's view you get Large or extra large.;)
In a Womans it's small or extra small.:(

Bwahahahahaaha...ok...this is priceless...this will go down in history...ahahahahahahaha...

LucyK!

17 Jan 2007, 11:03

Awww man!!! I've been after one of these for ages, though I didn't think it was appropriate to mention to my lovely Mum when she asked what I wanted for Christmas and Birthday lol

The "Where The Rubber Meets The Road" comment was a bit of genius right there!! :lol:

mszee

17 Jan 2007, 14:58

I can't believe this thing is 10.50 now...don't know your prices...but in America for this kind of money you can almost buy a lifetime supply of those...that is if you're married and having sex on your birthday and anniversary...

Loafy Meats

17 Jan 2007, 21:48

The age it is it would probably just disintegrate!! oh yeah and I am talking about the auction item?!?!

MeatGrl1

17 Jan 2007, 23:21

The age it is it would probably just disintegrate!! oh yeah and I am talking about the auction item?!?!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mick Loaf

17 Jan 2007, 23:46

That would certainly be a interesting talking point to add to someone's Meat Loaf collection.

'...And this is my Meat Loaf condom, one size fits all.':lol:

LucyK!

18 Jan 2007, 10:58

Which is exactly why I want one!!! lol

Monstro

20 Jan 2007, 00:22

Awww man!!! I've been after one of these for ages, though I didn't think it was appropriate to mention to my lovely Mum when she asked what I wanted for Christmas and Birthday lol

Her face would've made a great picture though lol

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 01:28

Mom...I want a condom for my birthday...hmnmmm

Sounds reasonable enough to me...

ROSIE

20 Jan 2007, 11:32

Yep mine is the same but with Meat's signature of course and I also kept the pen he signed it with, 22.01.04 remember it like it was yesterday.

Rosie

LucyK!

20 Jan 2007, 11:33

Those of you who've met my Mum will be able to imagine the shade of purple she'd turn if I asked that...though I'm sure she'd prefer it to, "Mum, meet your grandchild" LOL!

AndyK

20 Jan 2007, 11:40

Those of you who've met my Mum will be able to imagine the shade of purple she'd turn if I asked that...though I'm sure she'd prefer it to, "Mum, meet your grandchild" LOL!

I can also imagine the state you'd be in having asked Meat to autograph it ...

ROSIE

20 Jan 2007, 12:56

RadioMaster

20 Jan 2007, 13:26

honesstly, which person in the entire world would want to use a Meat Loaf condom???

ROSIE

20 Jan 2007, 13:27

I'll let you know if the need ever arises!!!!!

Rosie

LucyK!

20 Jan 2007, 15:29

lol Rosie, that's exactly what I would have said to Meat - not one to miss an opportunity! :)) :lol:

Monstro

20 Jan 2007, 15:31

I'll let you know if the need ever arises!!!!!

Rosie

PMSL

Wario

20 Jan 2007, 15:58

Hmmmmmm, never got what a condom was......

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 16:20

:twisted: I always thought it was a type of house :shock:

AndyK

20 Jan 2007, 16:26

Isn't that a bungalow?

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 16:29

:twisted: I always thought it was a type of house :shock:

Isn't that a bungalow?

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/direction.jpg

:mrgreen:

AndyK

20 Jan 2007, 16:31

lol Neil ... one point to you!

Meat Loaf condom advertising slogan ... "Stop Right There!"

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 16:35

:twisted: Or to the song lyrics.............

This is BIG time, this is LARGER THAN LIFE :mrgreen: :lmao:

AndyK

20 Jan 2007, 16:46

Whilst trying to keep this within the confines of the family forum that mlukfc.com is ... there are a lot of possible lyrics that have been discounted ... but she would have to be a special girl to use such a unique branded item.

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 16:50

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 16:53

45 seconds of ecstasy...

How it comes right back to me...

Fly so high and feel so free...

45 seconds of ecstasy...

45 seconds of ecstasy...

Cuts right through the complexity...

When I feel him right next to me...

45 seconds of ecstasy...

:twisted: Look, i'd been out on the ale with the rat pack, I was a little drunk, very tired, and you can't get it right every time :oops:

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 16:55

:twisted: Look, i'd been out on the ale with the rat pack, I was a little drunk, very tired, and you can't get it right every time :oops:

I bet you say THAT to all the girls...;)

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 17:03

I bet you say THAT to all the girls...;)

:twisted: And Andy says that to all the sheep :mrgreen:

:lmao:

LucyK!

20 Jan 2007, 17:12

Watch it Mouse... :twisted:

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 17:15

Watch it Mouse... :twisted:

:twisted: Yes miss :oops:

:lol:

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 17:18

Watch it Mouse... :twisted:

Watch what??? :shock:

*Looks at Lucy with great interest*

LucyK!

20 Jan 2007, 17:20

:twisted: Yes miss :oops:

:lol:

Baaa! :))

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 17:30

Baaa! :))

:twisted: Humbug :p

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 17:41

:twisted: Humbug :p

Merry Christmas to all!!! :lol:

RadioMaster

20 Jan 2007, 18:48

:nuts:

The Flying Mouse

20 Jan 2007, 18:51

:nuts:

:twisted: RJ, WILL YOU PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC?????? :evil: :angry:

:p :lmao:

LucyK!

20 Jan 2007, 19:16

So, condoms...

RadioMaster

20 Jan 2007, 20:02

Yeah, condoms, I know them, they´re endangered, right? Dont the live anywhere in central america?

mszee

20 Jan 2007, 20:07

Yeah, condoms, I know them, they´re endangered, right? Dont the live anywhere in central america?

I must confess...we have a few of them here....never seen one...but certainly heard of them....:oops:

MeatGrl1

21 Jan 2007, 16:06

Condition NEW
Mint condition and completely sealed

Well I would be extreemly worried and reviled if it wasn't :barf:!!!!

Made in USA - and was purchased at the Bat out of Hell 2 concert in Glasgow 1993 or 1994.

:shock: Now were they expecting those who paid to go and see him, sneak out just for a bit of something...? :shock:

I don't think there ever is an easy way to describe a condom !!!
Though letting the byer know it's in mint conditon and has never been used... OK I'll stop now:shock: !

mszee

21 Jan 2007, 16:21

I don't think there ever is an easy way to describe a condom !!!

Of course, there is...it's just a thumb cut off from a rubber household glove...

RadioMaster

21 Jan 2007, 18:23

A 14-year-old condom? I dont know......

:lmao:

Wario

21 Jan 2007, 18:42

If it's 14 years old one, errrrrr

it probably won't work right and be a little uncomfortable ;).

Just make sure your not too rough.......

ROSIE

22 Jan 2007, 11:23

It went for nearly £20, mszee like to tell us something, what does that make my signed worth?????? priceless actually?

Rosie

mszee

22 Jan 2007, 14:50

Of course I want to tell you something...in fact, I would LOVE to tell you something...in fact...I would LOVE to tell you EVERYTHING...:twisted:

But, of course, I won't...;) :oops:

ROSIE

22 Jan 2007, 14:51

have fun with it!!!!

Rosie

mszee

22 Jan 2007, 14:51

have fun with it!!!!

Rosie

Thanks...I heard they ran out of those in England...a girl gotsa be ready for May!!!

RadioMaster

22 Jan 2007, 17:03

I just wondered:
Do we have any 12/13-year old Meat Loaf fans on this site? If so I would think twice about using it:lmao:

mszee

22 Jan 2007, 17:06

I just wondered:
Do we have any 12/13-year old Meat Loaf fans on this site? If so I would think twice about using it:lmao:

:shock:

Who do you think I am????????????????????????????

RadioMaster

22 Jan 2007, 17:23

Do you REALLY want an answer on that?:p

mszee

22 Jan 2007, 17:30

Do you REALLY want an answer on that?:p

Why don't you hit me with your best shot???

And THEN...May will come...

RadioMaster

22 Jan 2007, 18:52

*hides under the desk*

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 17:52

I would like somebody to put up a poll here...PLEASE...

Who thinks it's a good idea for me to approach Meat in May and say...

Darling...I've got this 14 year old condom...and it has your name written all over it...;)

LucyK!

23 Jan 2007, 17:58

Zina I'd pay good money to watch that!

ROSIE

23 Jan 2007, 17:58

been there done it..... got the signature....

Rosie

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 18:00

Zina I'd pay good money to watch that!

And if you think I can't do that...you have another think coming...

And I would do anything for love...etc...etc...etc...

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 18:00

been there done it..... got the signature....

Rosie

I have his signature already...but hey...the thing is 14 year old...might get a nice souvenir out of it...besides signature...:shock:

ROSIE

23 Jan 2007, 18:21

That's what i mean I have the condom with his signature on it he signed it for me 22.01.04.

Rosie

RadioMaster

23 Jan 2007, 18:29

that would make a nice alternative ending chapter for our DVD:))

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 18:31

that would make a nice alternative ending chapter for our DVD:))

:twisted: You have forgotten some rules...no filming in private rooms...no filming Meat...:roll:

The Flying Mouse

23 Jan 2007, 21:10

I have his signature already...but hey...the thing is 14 year old...might get a nice souvenir out of it...besides signature...:shock:

:twisted: Are you saying what I THINK you're saying? :shock:

EXCUSE ME :evil: :angry:

Before you do that, we have to swop condoms.

My missus, he can have, but Meat tries to take a piece of the Bat & Belfry Museum, we gonna tangle :bicker:

:lmao:

RadioMaster

23 Jan 2007, 21:12

So, who was actually the weirdo that bought the thing?

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 21:14

My missus, he can have, but Meat tries to take a piece of the Bat & Belfry Museum, we gonna tangle :bicker:

:lmao:

Are you saying what I think you're saying??? :roll:

Yippppeeeeee!!!!

Green light!!!!

Who said I am going to donate it to Bat & Belfry Museum??? :shock:

It's a genuine article, dear...I shall sleep with it every night of my life...

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 21:14

So, who was actually the weirdo that bought the thing?

:shock:

RadioMaster

23 Jan 2007, 21:18

Did you read how the company which produced it is called: Rock-doms :lmao:

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 21:22

Did you read how the company which produced it is called: Rock-doms :lmao:

Talking about weirdos..........................enough said...

RadioMaster

23 Jan 2007, 21:31

Rock-doms:
We´ll bring the DANCE into your PANTS!

:lmao:

The Flying Mouse

23 Jan 2007, 21:36

:twisted: They should sell them at the Hard Rock Cafe :shock:

vrg

23 Jan 2007, 21:38

he was very polite actually, asked if I intended to use it, I thanked him for the offer but thought it was a bit late being well into the early hours of the morning. It took a while for his hysterics (or was it panic) to subside.

Rosie

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Too bad there hadn't been a fly on the wall taking a video of Meat at that moment: Priceless!

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 21:47

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Too bad there hadn't been a fly on the wall taking a video of Meat at that moment: Priceless!

To each his own...:lol:

Your best friend is being sold out here...by her own cyber spouse...and you're...ummm...otherwise occupied...

AndyK

23 Jan 2007, 23:21

This is like the one Meat signed for me at Wembley

Rosie

wonder how much my signed my one would go for???

Rosie

Yep mine is the same but with Meat's signature of course and I also kept the pen he signed it with, 22.01.04 remember it like it was yesterday.

Rosie

It went for nearly £20, mszee like to tell us something, what does that make my signed worth?????? priceless actually?

Rosie

been there done it..... got the signature....

Rosie

That's what i mean I have the condom with his signature on it he signed it for me 22.01.04.

Rosie

So, errrmmm Rosie, are you telling us you've got a Meat Loaf condom, personally signed by the big man himself?

You should have said :lmao: ;-)

The Flying Mouse

23 Jan 2007, 23:24

So, errrmmm Rosie, are you telling us you've got a Meat Loaf condom, personally signed by the big man himself?

You should have said :lmao: ;-)

:twisted: roflmfao :lmao:

He's got you there Rosie :lol:

mszee

23 Jan 2007, 23:33

So, errrmmm Rosie, are you telling us you've got a Meat Loaf condom, personally signed by the big man himself?

You should have said :lmao: ;-)

Ahhh...now I see...

vrg

23 Jan 2007, 23:47

I was just a little late responding, but had to say it. Along with the seriousness of this issue, I'll bet Meat had a blast throughout the whole time they were available, talking to fans about them whenever the subject came along.

Sapphire Lady

31 Jan 2007, 11:52

How about a Mrs Meat Loaf thong to go with it :shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/89c8_1.jpg

LucyK!

31 Jan 2007, 12:52

We saw that - I can do better if anyone wants one! :)) :lol:

Tim

31 Jan 2007, 13:33

Wow.. that i cool. Is this nothing for the MLUKFC shop to sell???

I think it is very cool and for a good purpose :lol:

LucyK!

31 Jan 2007, 13:37

Again you're back to copyright issues of using Meat's logo/name....but if people want MLUKFC underwear.....!! :shock:

Monstro

31 Jan 2007, 13:41

Again you're back to copyright issues of using Meat's logo/name....but if people want MLUKFC underwear.....!! :shock:

:silence: :silence: :silence: :silence: :silence:

Family forum Michael, family forum!!!!!

LucyK!

31 Jan 2007, 13:42

Aww come on...you know you wanna!!! :))

Monstro

31 Jan 2007, 13:46

Oh how glad am I that I read this sober, can stop myself!!!!!

LucyK!

31 Jan 2007, 14:03

Michael you might have come up with a very valid design idea here.....

batoutofhell3

31 Jan 2007, 22:45

honesstly, which person in the entire world would want to use a Meat Loaf condom???

I WOULD!!!

Caelan

31 Jan 2007, 22:54

well if I didn't have any spare and would be in need of one
I would too..:))

djfierce

31 Jan 2007, 23:39

well for you lucky people who are that way inclined there is another one on ebay
bit too weird for me though :shock:

Blackkat13

01 Feb 2007, 03:57

Well I have seen the Gene Simmons Tounge on in Spencers as well a the Kiss Band Member condoms. Never thought ML would get in the market on that one. BTW is the package just saying ML name and not the actually condom? What I am getting at is it could be a red condom nothing much to it just the artist name on the package cause I don't think it will say Paradise By the dashboard light and have a small scene of a couple in a car.

Monstro

01 Feb 2007, 05:53

then again objects may appear BIGGER than they are lol

djfierce

01 Feb 2007, 14:57

Well I have seen the Gene Simmons Tounge on in Spencers as well a the Kiss Band Member condoms. Never thought ML would get in the market on that one.

i dont think he did did he? isnt this unofficial merch?

Chris

01 Feb 2007, 21:05

Nope, it is official merchandise.

Rockdoms did a whole series of them with different bands to help promote safe sex across universities in america. These were available at some meat loaf gigs apparently.

RadioMaster

01 Feb 2007, 21:26

"Hey, I just purchased a new Meat Loaf condom and I wanna try if it works, would you help me?":eyebrows:

:lmao:

djfierce

01 Feb 2007, 21:34

"Hey, I just purchased a new Meat Loaf condom and I wanna try if it works, would you help me?":eyebrows:

:lmao:

<<books RJ into the ibis :shock:

RadioMaster

01 Feb 2007, 22:35

:shock:
that wasnt a personal offer, ah well, as long as you PAY for my hotelroom I´m happy :p

Blackkat13

01 Feb 2007, 22:54

LMFAO Man, Your bad Radio

djfierce

02 Feb 2007, 02:13

:shock:
that wasnt a personal offer, ah well, as long as you PAY for my hotelroom I´m happy :p

:lmao: i offered you the shed what more do you want? :shock:

And dont think i havent noticed that lovely little quote on your avatar, who said that? :?:lmao:

Mick Loaf

02 Feb 2007, 02:30

"Hey, I just purchased a new Meat Loaf condom and I wanna try if it works, would you help me?":eyebrows:

:lmao:

Are you going to inflate it over your head at the gig? There's always someone who does that. :lmao:

Blackkat13

02 Feb 2007, 21:49

Now that would be something I would pay to see :smile:

Monstro

02 Feb 2007, 22:18

"Hey, I just purchased a new Meat Loaf condom and I wanna try if it works, would you help me?":eyebrows:

:lmao:

Hey RJ, does the "R" stand for Richard?????

The Flying Mouse

03 Feb 2007, 17:48

:twisted: I still maintain that it's a great chat up line to slide up to a young lady at the bar, pull out the condom, and say "this thing is 14 years old.Don't you think it's time it saw some action? :eyebrows: "

The Flying Mouse

03 Feb 2007, 20:39

:twisted: Convo went ever so slightly off topic :roll:

Those posts moved here (http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9384)

LucyK!

04 Feb 2007, 19:43

:twisted: Convo went ever so slightly off topic...

So...does anyone want some MLUKFC pants?!

mszee

04 Feb 2007, 20:14

So...does anyone want some MLUKFC pants?!

Pants or underwear??? :shock:

RadioMaster

04 Feb 2007, 20:29

well, better would be official MLUKFC-condoms :))

AndyK

04 Feb 2007, 20:30

Can't see Lucy embroidering the logo into one of those somehow ...

mszee

04 Feb 2007, 20:30

well, better would be official MLUKFC-condoms :))

What for? So you can carry one in your wallet for bezillion years and then show it to your grandchildren??? :shock:

LucyK!

04 Feb 2007, 20:30

Ohh honey you don't know me at all do you!!

And yes Zina, underwear, not trousers

mszee

04 Feb 2007, 20:31

And yes Zina, underwear, not trousers

*Wonders who will ever see THAT*...

RadioMaster

04 Feb 2007, 20:32

What for? So you can carry one in your wallet for bezillion years and then show it to your grandchildren??? :shock:

:doh:

NOW I know finally the function of condoms!

:lol:

AndyK

04 Feb 2007, 20:32

Ohh honey you don't know me at all do you!!

Oh yes I do ... I'm just trying to work out how useful one would be ...

And before this goes too far off topic, I see the item on ebay is at over £20 at the moment. :shock:

mszee

04 Feb 2007, 20:33

Oh yes I do ... I'm just trying to work out how useful one would be ...

And before this goes too far off topic, I see the item on ebay is at over £20 at the moment. :shock:

Can you please post a link???

RadioMaster

04 Feb 2007, 20:33

we could put a mlukfc condom as gimmick in every sold mlukfc dvd! :))

mszee

04 Feb 2007, 20:34

we could put a mlukfc condom as gimmick in every sold mlukfc dvd! :))

Alright...what kind of gimmick is a condom??? :twisted:

AndyK

04 Feb 2007, 20:35

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=013&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=230084003566&rd=1&rd=1