Person above me (alternative version).

[Battybarb]

lol

has a pet elephant

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is married to an elephant.

Oh sorry, this is the ALTERNATIVE one :doh:

[Battybarb]

PMSL

has worked in a circus for the last ten years

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Asked the knife thrower to "take care" of somebody :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i wish that would come true

taught david boreanaz how to play a vampire

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Don't remind me.
Every teacher fails at least once :doh:





Turned me into a vampire.

[sexyeyes_jo]

got steaked by me

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Pulled the steak out my heart and had the heart for tea with a nice chianti :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

taped dance on a table, bounced off it and landed on a trampolene

[angelica]

ballet danced with Darcy Bussell

[Battybarb]

won the round the world yachting tournament

[sexyeyes_jo]

run away with michael jackson

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Invented the round house kick.

Chuck Norris is very grateful.

[sexyeyes_jo]

back flipped in a swimming pool

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Built the swimming pool.

[sexyeyes_jo]

was swimming with sharks in the swimming pool

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: THREW THE DAMN SHARKS IN IN THE FIRST PLACE :bicker:

[sexyeyes_jo]

added a killer whale in the pool

[Battybarb]

had tea with Rupert Bear

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Took Rupert bear hostage, and demanded ransom in tea cakes.

[Battybarb]

paid the ransom for Rupert Bear

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Double crossed me and handed over Rodney Bear, and not Rupert :bicker:

[Battybarb]

held sooty and sweep for ransom

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Send Sue's paw back to Matthew in an envelope to prove we meant buisness :bleh:

[Battybarb]

worked on rainbow

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Axed Rainbow.

[angelica]

adopted Bungle ... George and Zippy

[Battybarb]

married bungle

[angelica]

eloped with Geoffrey!

[Battybarb]

is a world class trapeze artist

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think Ken Livingstone is a great mayor, and should serve another term in office :yep:

[Battybarb]

lol lol lol


is going to be the next London mayor

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is giving me the job as a transfare deal that will make her Lady Mayoress of Liverpool.

[Battybarb]

is gonna be the new drummer for Justin Timberlake

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has been dating Justin for some time now :wtf:

[Battybarb]

good job this aint true cos that would mean that your fav person could well be your father in law lol


has paraglided down the empire state building

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: For the record here, Justin Timberlake is NOT my favourite person :wtf:


Designed the Empire State Building.

(actually, it was designed by Daleks.Thought i'd add that info there :bleh: )

[Battybarb]

lol lol


designed the eiffel tower

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Designed the TRIFFLE tower, and fed it to her husband.

[Battybarb]

was the last pilot of concorde

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a unarmed combat instructor to the SAS.

[Battybarb]

plays goalie for England

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught Maradonna that "hand of god" trick :bleh:

[Battybarb]

is Charlie George"s son

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Shot Mr Burns :shock:

[Battybarb]

Had a guest appearance in the Simpsons

[sexyeyes_jo]

married elvis presley

[Silverfox]

Hi, this is where you all hang out?! Silverfox here again! Like the short-sighted, nocturnal mammal that we've all come to know,and love,(it comes with working shifts!) I'm up and about 'surfing' the site. Sorry if I seemed a little abrupt earlier, but as I explained, I'm new to this and you all seemed to be getting on like a house on fire! Anyway back to the topic, the person below me ( or in my case, to the side of me.) should never be allowed to sing at Karaoke nights, in public! Even through a double-brick wall, it is horrendous! Yes, worse than my rendition of 'Out of the frying pan' sang at full ear-piercing volume down a shower nozzle! There you have it. I've got it off my chest at last! Thanksxxx :lol:

[Monstro]

Silverfox was at Wembley karaoke lol

[mszee]

Ahahahahahahahaha....welcome, Silverfox!!! I haven't laughed here like this for a very long time...

And a person above me is way into tricycles!!!

[Battybarb]

Had the lead role in the movie "Leap of Faith"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught me everything I know about how to handle a blade :yep:

[Battybarb]

is teaching a ballet class in the morning

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is the world marbles champ.

[sexyeyes_jo]

is tom cruise's brother

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Likes to go parachuting.

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes ice skating

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Directed Aliens.

[sexyeyes_jo]

was in tanz de vampire

[Battybarb]

Is appearing on most haunted next week

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has a hubby appearing on Most Haunted soon.
She made his appearance possible :lmao:

[sexyeyes_jo]

will appear in the simpsons

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is very trusting letting me near cartoons :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: Is very trusting letting me near cartoons :bleh:

yeah cause roger rabbit or jessica rabbit ain't in there lol

starred in doctor who

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was my Doctor's companion :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

appeard in paradise by the dashbord light video

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Did the making out scene with me :devil:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i wouldn't mind doing that with you :D

use to do judo

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is not the droid you're looking for.

[Battybarb]

Has got the lead role in the next "Home Alone" movie

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Did the last one :lol:

[Battybarb]

Is going to write,produce and star in a follow up film to "Who Killed Roger Rabbit"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has put her daughter up for the part of Jessica :devil:

[Battybarb]

is going to fly to the moon