Person above me (alternative version).

[AndyK]

wishes he was human.

[samurai7]

is in love with Keith Chegwin

[AndyK]

Really wants to be a Kylie tribute.

[SW31]

is married to kylie

[AndyK]

has a fisher price keyboard

[SW31]

true it's the kids


was a pilot on concord

[mszee]

Is a pretty little girl

[samurai7]

is not allowed to use a knife and fork. gets a spoon if behaves

[SW31]

use to be a girl

[tinkerbell]

is playing the next James Bond

[SW31]

is playing the next bond girl

[AndyK]

Was a body double for Jabba The Hut.

[tinkerbell]

is a cross dresser

[SW31]

played the part of yoda

[AndyK]

Is the only man in Middlesbrough not to have eaten at the Boro Fish Bar

[samurai7]

wears Superted pyjamas

[AndyK]

has his mum write all his posts for him.

[SW31]

omg no not the boro fish bar arghhhhhhhhhhh




called middlesbrough home for the last 10 years

[tinkerbell]

prefers netball to football

[AndyK]

Is that still open then? :lmao:

Has been barred from the Star and Garter.

[SW31]

likes tinkering with her bell

[SW31]

Is that still open then? :lmao:

Has been barred from the Star and Garter.

been redeveloped (the star) trying to be posh



only went to the belmount club

[tinkerbell]

hey leave my bell alone

has a tail:roll:

[SW31]

never gets mad

[AndyK]

(I got refused entry to the Belmont once!!!)

Has webbed fingers

[tinkerbell]

has an ambition to live in a zoo

[SW31]

thinks sooty is still real

[samurai7]

lived in a shoe for 6 months

[AndyK]

only writes in crayon.

[SW31]

used to be a personal trainer

[AndyK]

Is a training shoe.

[tinkerbell]

lol, belives in santa claus

[AndyK]

Is a former Mr Universe

[mszee]

Is a Meat Loaf tribute - split image!

[tinkerbell]

lives in a cardboard box

[AndyK]

Wants to be this smiley :tard:

[tinkerbell]

looks like his pet

[mszee]

Looks like Queen Elizabeth

[samurai7]

once posed naked for Dairy Farmers Weekly

[mszee]

(uh uh)

Watches pron on youtube

[samurai7]

is in pron on youtube

[mszee]

Is BALD

[samurai7]

is bald :p

[mszee]

is a parrot...oh wait...wrong thread...

Is a King Kong

[samurai7]

learned how to speak from watching Donald Duck cartoons

[mszee]

Learned how to sing from Mr. Ed

[samurai7]

speaks Klingon as a third language

[mszee]

Is a Vulcan

[samurai7]

sees dead people

[mszee]

Doesn't see at all...cause is BLIND...well, that was harsh...wears bottle glasses...

[tinkerbell]

is in love with Pingu

[samurai7]

was turned down by Pingu

[mszee]

Married Bessie the cow

[samurai7]

is afraid of clouds

[tinkerbell]

likes fish in bed

[samurai7]

is often seen out and about in the wee hours dressed as a mongoose

[tinkerbell]

isnt welsh but english

[samurai7]

lives on a diet of pickled eggs and apple sauce

[Lord Kagan]

Is Meat Loafs real son

[tinkerbell]

is a relative of dracula

[Hypnobabe]

Is a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren

[AndyK]

Cannot abide chocolate

[samurai7]

saw the light on the night that he passed by her window.

[Lord Kagan]

Is gods second son

[samurai7]

is distant cousin of Nellie The Elephant

[mszee]

Standing on the outside...looking in on you...

[Lord Kagan]

Is really meat loaf

[mszee]

Is really 76 year old grandma

[Lord Kagan]

was born yesterday

[mszee]

Was NEVER born...is a fetus

[Monstro]

hasn't cleaned her ears in four years

[mszee]

(how did you know???)

Doesn't know what e-bay is

[Monstro]

PMSL

Never goes on this site when bored at work

[mszee]

Thinks that Amazon is a really tall woman

[Monstro]

(who sells camera's)

Has abstained from alcohol for many years

[mszee]

Has NEVER touched any type of alchohol

[tinkerbell]

ears are the size of an elephants

[Monstro]

never postwhore's

[mszee]

Thinks that every girl named Sabrina is a teenage witch

[Monstro]

oooooooooooooooo, naughty lol

[mszee]

oooooooooooooooo, naughty lol

Hey...get your mind out of the gutter...I was referring to the Sabrina, The Teenage Witch show...

What did you think I was referring to? :shock:

[Monstro]

Has never gone off topic in a thread (PMSL)

[mszee]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that was WAY below the belt...uhhhhhhhhhh...gutted here...

Has never had any lengthy discussions in Post Your Thoughts Thread

[Monstro]

never outplayed on this thread lol

[mszee]

Never got drunk and posted bulls--t on all the threads...

[samurai7]

never had a sick-day from school in her life

[mszee]

Never heard a song Paradise By The Dashboard Light

[samurai7]

can't count past eleven without taking her socks off

[mszee]

Is Michael Jackson tribute

[Monstro]

is Flying Mouse in disguise

[mszee]

Got one hell of a leather jacket stolen from him yesterday

[Monstro]

Is someone the police want to talk to!!!!

[mszee]

Is someone police arrests without even talking to...as soon as they see him...

[Monstro]

is in the America's most wanted

[mszee]

Approached Meat at Hyde Park and told him that he has a condom with his name written all over it...

[Monstro]

had a meet and greet but Meat left when he saw her

[mszee]

Speaks in a lovely falsetto...

[Monstro]

doesn't look like her pic

[mszee]

Has the word "Monstro" printed on his toilet paper

[Monstro]

unfortunately that's true so try again

[mszee]

Has the word Monstro cross stitched on his underpants???

[Monstro]

sews a use by date on her condoms

[mszee]

Has a 20 year old condom in his wallet...STILL didn't get a chance to use it...

[Monstro]

wouldn't know what to do with a condom

[mszee]

Very true...never had use for one PERSONALLY...

Is preggers...

[Monstro]

thought the female orgasm was a week with the boyfriends credit card

[mszee]

(That is so correct...you're WAY off topic)

Is a stripper

[Hypnobabe]

Is secretly dating Monstro

[Monstro]

Has told evryone the results of the tests last week!!

[Hypnobabe]

Has never read my blog

[Lord Kagan]

Is illeterate

[Monstro]

spells perfectly

[Hypnobabe]

Enjoys open air dining at 100 mph

[Lord Kagan]

Has 12 fingers

[allrevvedup]

Was the 2006 Belfast Regional Scrabble champion, but this year was defeated by a Blind Deaf Mute

[Hypnobabe]

Is a blind deaf mute who's really good at Scrabble

[mszee]

Is a circus clown

[tinkerbell]

did a bungee jump naked

[mszee]

Bought Brooklyn Bridge for one million dollars

[tinkerbell]

works for a fee of 1 pence per hour

[mszee]

Is a shoemaker without shoes

[tinkerbell]

invented the mile high club

[mszee]

(how did you know??? :shock:)

Invented the wheel...

[tinkerbell]

LOL

swings through the trees like tarzan

[samurai7]

keeps baby chipmunks under her eyelids

[mszee]

Eats chipmunks for breakfast to make his voice sound better

[samurai7]

can't get through the day without a fix of Westlife

[RadioMaster]

can still eat a bucket of chicken while he´s riding on a motorbike

[samurai7]

isn't a virgin

[mszee]

IS a virgin

[RadioMaster]

lives in virginia

[samurai7]

has Virginia for a middle name

[RadioMaster]

has virginity for a middle name :p

[mszee]

Sacrificed a virgin or two...

[RadioMaster]

sings madonnas like a virgin 24/7 without a break

[Lord Kagan]

Hasnt not had relations with blow up dolls

[tinkerbell]

has his own collection

[mszee]

is a tiny fairy

[tinkerbell]

is anything but tiny

[mszee]

Is 600 Lbs. without shoes

[tinkerbell]

is looking at herself in the mirror

[mszee]

HATES sweets and NEVER eats them

[tinkerbell]

travels to work on a donkey

[Lord Kagan]

Works in a space ship

[SW31]

works underground

[Blackkat13]

Lives with his mom

[samurai7]

Is own grandparent

[AndyK]

Hosts tupperware parties

[Hypnobabe]

Lives in a yellow submarine

[mszee]

Is a natural blonde

[Ben]

smells like a mars bar

[Hypnobabe]

Only eats Mars bars and onions

[RadioMaster]

consists of mars bars and oninons

[samurai7]

thinks Mars bars and onions are sexy

[RadioMaster]

does things with onions rings I dont wanna mention on a family forum

[Lord Kagan]

Is Jim Steinman

[samurai7]

has a reading age of six months

[RadioMaster]

has proven beyond doubt that these vampires are real and alive

[mszee]

Can't find his way home

[Lord Kagan]

Is a fish

[samurai7]

was born of a jackal

[RadioMaster]

can sing :p

[Blackkat13]

Can't sing

[Lord Kagan]

Has no talent

[RadioMaster]

has a talent

[Lord Kagan]

Has a talent so obvious its just.. well obvious

[Blackkat13]

Is Annoying

[Lord Kagan]

Has a bad avatar

[RadioMaster]

isnt annoying at all

[samurai7]

has a great radio show

[Lord Kagan]

:lmao: loves rj

[RadioMaster]

doesnt love men in general

[Lord Kagan]

Wouldnt not *bleep* a blow up doll :p

[mszee]

Never posts on this forum...and whatever he does posts ALWAYS makes perfect sense

[RadioMaster]

is a very mean and cruel and stupid person

[samurai7]

Isn't a very mean, cruel and stupid person :p

[RadioMaster]

isnt a fat dirty old man :p:p:p

[tinkerbell]

has a Bay City Rollers tartan uniform

[Blackkat13]

Is nice

[tinkerbell]

only comes out after dark

[mszee]

Never comes out at all

[Monstro]

Sold her airline ticket & bought a rowing boat to get to England in May

[Ageing Bat]

Rides a pedal cycle with go-faster stripes and bits of cardboard pegged onto the spokes to make a motorbike noise!

[Monstro]

Defines intelligence in head attire

[AndyK]

Has a cat with no legs.

[allrevvedup]

Has legs with no cat

[AndyK]

Is only allowed to use safety scissors

[allrevvedup]

The Dupree character in You, Me & Dupree was based on this person's life

[AndyK]

Cries when watching Bambi.

[mszee]

Cries while watching Naked Gun...

[AndyK]

Is an entrant in this yuears Miss Russia competition

[mszee]

Knits lovely sweaters

[AndyK]

Has a sign above their bed saying "Nil By Mouth"

[allrevvedup]

Has a sign above his bed that says

Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0

[Hypnobabe]

Is completely teetotal

[AndyK]

Was a body double for Nora Batty

[mszee]

Is a bricklayer

[Hypnobabe]

Is currently wearing nothing but pink fluffy slippers

[AndyK]

Has a full collection of well thumbed Blue Peter annuals.

[Hypnobabe]

Is well known in the fan club as Peter Purves' biggest fan, and was once arrested for stalking him

[mszee]

Was kidnapped by Aliens

[AndyK]

Was kidnapped by aliens and returned within about 15 seconds,

[RadioMaster]

will star in the next season of Alias

[mszee]

Was kidnapped by aliens and NEVER returned...they found him to be one of them...

[RadioMaster]

IS one of those aliens (actually looking like the one in the sigourney weaver movie)

[AndyK]

Has one leg 2' shorter than the other, so can only walk round hte side of steep hills.

[mszee]

Walks ONLY in circles...

[Hypnobabe]

Has seven toes on each foot

[mszee]

Has a pierced big toe

[AndyK]

Was the first man on the moon.

[mszee]

Or a dog...

In any event...has a lustrous pony tail

[AndyK]

Is jealous of my hair.

[mszee]

Consistently wears bandage on his nose

[AndyK]

Is the reason the Warsaw Convention was drawn up and agreed.

[mszee]

Drives a WWII tank

[Hypnobabe]

designed WWII tanks

[mszee]

Designed WWI muskets

[RadioMaster]

is Anastasia Romanowa (sp?)

[mszee]

Is Queen Victoria

[samurai7]

was Queen Victoria's hair stylist

[AndyK]

Uses a commodore 64

[samurai7]

uses a Vic 20 :p

[AndyK]

Hasn't go a clue what a pdp-11 is.

[RadioMaster]

Is also known as long-hair-god

[mszee]

Plays Atari in spare time

[AndyK]

Would have spare time but for the community service from the court order.

[Monstro]

Is named in several ASBO's

[AndyK]

Would have been too, just hasn't been convited yet

[mszee]

Is extremely feminine

[AndyK]

Is the same.

[mszee]

*Bastid* :lmao:

Likes to wear short skirts

[AndyK]

Would wear them but hasn't got the legs to carry them off.

[mszee]

*Is two beats away from bursting into tears*

Doesn't have a girlfriend and never had one

[AndyK]

Can't pronounce the word cucumber without smiling.

[mszee]

*bursts into tears*...

grows cucumbers in his bedroom...just in case...;)

[samurai7]

grows cannabis in her loft

[RadioMaster]

smokes his hair to get high

[samurai7]

smoles his hair to get hogh

You want to have a go at typing that again? ;) :p

speaks better English than The Queen.

[RadioMaster]

You want to have a go at typing that again? ;) :p

speaks better English than The Queen.

knows im typing with one hand here

[samurai7]

knows im typing with one hand here

(I won't even ask what the other hand is doing :shock: )

Is in love with Michael Crawford

[RadioMaster]

persuaded Michael Crawford to do the changings in the DOTV script :twisted:

[samurai7]

got sued by Jim Steinman over the use of a trademark

[Lord Kagan]

Is FEmale

[samurai7]

comes up with the most original posts :p

[mszee]

Usually performs in a pink tutu

[samurai7]

bought her house on ebay - Buy It Now $10!!!

[Blackkat13]

Looks Good In A Tuxedo

[samurai7]

Looks good in a Prom dress

[mszee]

Doesn't look good at all...:(

[Lord Kagan]

Wants to be in ACDC