Person above me (alternative version).

[Blackkat13]

Needs to eat more Cheesy Puffs

[Monstro]

really does look like his avatar

[RadioMaster]

wears the Angus Young stage outfit

[Monstro]

wishes his school uniform was as cool

[mszee]

Takes a daily shower in gasoline

[Blackkat13]

really does look like his avatar

Cute Cat........BTW I'm A girl

[RadioMaster]

just decided to get the new Britney Spears haircut

[Monstro]

Cute Cat........BTW I'm A girl

It's the hoody, threw me off lol

[Blackkat13]

I thought it was the grim reaper in the avators but yeah looks like a hoody hows this avator

[RadioMaster]

ate my shoes

[mszee]

Was marriage counselor to Britney Spears

[RadioMaster]

married britney spears

[Monstro]

is eagerly anticipating puberty

[mszee]

Had an affair with Pamela Anderson

[Monstro]

watched from the wardrobe

[mszee]

Is a stalker

[JanT]

Wears a deerstalker

[Blackkat13]

Drinks too much

[JanT]

Wears fluffy pink bunny slippers

(I don't think as much as you drink I do.)

[Blackkat13]

Wore her copy of Roadie out

(Seen the glass in the pic and I wear Pluto Slippers) :lol:

[Lord Kagan]

Has a dead body in her basement

[JanT]

Put the dead body in her basement

[Lord Kagan]

Plans on world domination

[Blackkat13]

Dreams of world domination

[RadioMaster]

HAS the world domination

[Blackkat13]

Wants everyone to bow down to him

[mszee]

Needs to lay off the sauce

[Monstro]

misses her red hair

[mszee]

(You just posted totally off topic...I am dying laughing here...I do miss my red hair...)

Dyed his hair green and was severely reprimanded at work for that

[Blackkat13]

Needs to get on the sauce

[mszee]

is a bat out of hell

:shock:

You never stop amazing me...

And you're SO right...

[mszee]

Absolutely does NOT need to get a life

[Monstro]

Hasn't realised she can

[Blackkat13]

Likes to fly Jet Blue

[mszee]

Often flies on her broom

[tinkerbell]

entered american idol

[Monstro]

never sleeps

[tinkerbell]

would like to be an invisible man

[Monstro]

wants to be his invisible woman

[tinkerbell]

wishes for the impossible

[Monstro]

ignores her feelings for Monstro (lol)

[samurai7]

Ignores his feelings for AndyK :p

[Monstro]

Is jealous

[samurai7]

Wants to be a model

[Monstro]

doesn't leave home without his ceramic hair straighteners

[samurai7]

doesn't leave home without his 'rampant rabbit'.

[Monstro]

wants to be called "Monstro's bunny"

[Monstro]

pmsl

[samurai7]

(it wasn't that funny)

Thinks 'safe sex' is when you put the cigarettes out and move the cans of beer.

[Monstro]

thinks sex with the one you love is masterbation

[Monstro]

and it was funny

[samurai7]

thinks Master Bates is the name of his boss

[Monstro]

Wanted to join the Navy and change his name to Seaman Staines

[samurai7]

real name is Roger the Cabin Boy

[Monstro]

wants to change his career choice to Cabin Boy

[samurai7]

spends his time friggin' in the riggin'

[Monstro]

Isn't fit to shovel ****

[samurai7]

thinks the sex pistols are a gay gunslinging dance troupe

[Lord Kagan]

You mean they arent?

Still plays with barbies

[RadioMaster]

still plays with Ken :p

[Ageing Bat]

Is Barbie


(Well, he's got the hair for her!!) :wink:

[allrevvedup]

Stands in shops all day long reading Celebrity magazines, but doesn't buy anything

[RadioMaster]

takes books from the library and doesnt bring them back

[Hypnobabe]

Is heading off to an important university to learn floristry

[allrevvedup]

wanted to be a jockey when she was younger and couldn't understand why the greyhounds never wore saddles

[mszee]

Rides tricycle to work

[RadioMaster]

rides a horse to work :shock:

[mszee]

Likes to wear mesh stockings

[RadioMaster]

just found out that a toothbrush and a loobrush are not one and the same thing

[JanT]

Discovered that fact first.

[RadioMaster]

just noticed that a closet and a water closet are not exactly the same

[mszee]

Just found out that confessional isn't WC

[tinkerbell]

is a nun on the run

[RadioMaster]

is a fox on the run

[allrevvedup]

always wanted to be a foxy nun on the run

[RadioMaster]

is one of those

[mszee]

Is one of THEM

[RadioMaster]

is one of "them" (referring to the band with that name)

[Lord Kagan]

Is invisible

[AndyK]

Has nothing in common with a glass of water.

[mszee]

Has a wooden leg

[AndyK]

Has a wooden heart

[LucyK!]

insists on wearing my clothes

[AndyK]

Lets me

[RadioMaster]

can read this

[LucyK!]

Seems to think that walking Scrabble in my knee highs is acceptable, despite severael police warnings

[AndyK]

Is not aware that her knee high boots don't fit Scrabble

[RadioMaster]

wrote all the hit singles for britney spears

[AndyK]

Has a Britney Spears duvet cover and pillowcase set.

[LucyK!]

Won't let me remove his

[AndyK]

Doesn't want to replace it with a Meat Loaf one.

[LucyK!]

Is lying through his teeth as i would never want Meat up there in bed with me

[AndyK]

Doesn't even really know who Meat is.

[LucyK!]

Thinks CC looks permanently hideous

[AndyK]

Doesn't think the same

[RadioMaster]

gave Britney Spears the idea for her new haircut :p

[mszee]

Talks so much about Britney Spears is probably her publicist

[RadioMaster]

doesnt wanna talk about Britney Spears, cause she´s appearantly Christina Aguilera :twisted:

[mszee]

Is really 87 year old grandma

[tinkerbell]

marched with the penguins and ended up an eskimo

[AndyK]

Has Michael Jackson's old nose.

[tinkerbell]

looks like ben

[mszee]

Threw her birthday cake at Meat

[tinkerbell]

is double jointed, can pick her nose with her toes

[mszee]

Sends her dirty socks to dry cleaners

[tinkerbell]

is a mob's moll

[mszee]

Is a Soprano's uncle

[tinkerbell]

uses a jar of hair gel a day to keep the wig in control

[allrevvedup]

Has a secret wig collection stolen from barristers over a 20 year period

[AndyK]

Has a first class degree from Harvard in Antidisestablishmentarianism

[allrevvedup]

Has several ASBO orders against him but still rides into city centres on a white pony shouting "I didn't break the law. I am the law"

[mszee]

Likes to sing Wild Rover while sitting on a toilet

[Hypnobabe]

Likes to drink Wild Turkey while sitting on the toilet

[AndyK]

breeds parrots

[mszee]

Has a stuffed parrot in his closet

[AndyK]

Is Danny DeVio's body double

[mszee]

Sits all day in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta and refuses to come out

[AndyK]

Was born in a cross-fire hurricane

[mszee]

Was NEVER born...IS a fetus...

[AndyK]

Is a gin-soaked bar room queen from Memphis.

[mszee]

Sells lemonade on the streets of Liverpool

[Hypnobabe]

Owns a variety of sequinned jumpsuits which he wears to the pub at weekends

[AndyK]

Stuck around st. petersburg, when they saw it was a time for a change, killed the czar and his ministers, heard Anastasia scream in vain.

[Hypnobabe]

Has no sympathy for anyone

[AndyK]

See's a red door and wants it painted black.

[Ageing Bat]

Does a pretty mean Shakin Stevens impression

[mszee]

Walks on crutches...POOR...

[allrevvedup]

Is replacing Joan Rivers on the red carpet at next years Oscars

[mszee]

Is replacing Joan Rivers on the red carpet at next years Oscars

What year were you born in??? She hasn't been there for ages...

Is Joan Rivers illegitimate daughter

[AndyK]

Hasn't cut her toenails in years.

[mszee]

Has a toenails fetish

[allrevvedup]

What year were you born in??? She hasn't been there for ages...

Is Joan Rivers illegitimate daughter
all the more reason to replace her

[mszee]

Looks EXACTLY like his avatar and has the same attitude

[allrevvedup]

made 28 million dollars last year from selling american people shares in aleprechaun making company

[AndyK]

Has no road-sense.

[Hypnobabe]

Just has no sense

[mszee]

Buys nose drops in bulk

[Hypnobabe]

is still waiting to lose 3 baby teeth

[allrevvedup]

tried to send George Clooney a vietnamese pot bellied pig

[AndyK]

Has no sense of humour:p

[mszee]

Lost all his teeth in his last Bank robbery before RAH

[AndyK]

Can't eat three shredded wheat.

[mszee]

Shreds wheat just to be able to eat it...

[allrevvedup]

will the on the next 'Got Milk?' poster

[mszee]

RUNS when he hears "Send in the clowns"

[allrevvedup]

is masking her own childhood traumas in relation to circus clowns by trying to convince others that they have that same fear

[mszee]

Was fired from Barnum Circus for trying to perform on all 3 rings simultaneously...

[allrevvedup]

Tried to shoot me out of a cannon (had nothing to do with the circus)

[AndyK]

Is Spartacus.

[mszee]

Looks EXACTLY like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus...and is of about the same age

[AndyK]

Was one of the first across the red sea when Moses parted the waves.

[mszee]

Drowned in the Red Sea while trying to be The Flying Mouse tribute

[allrevvedup]

was kermit the frog's stunt double in all the muppet movies

[mszee]

HATES to post p*ss about other members on this thread

[AndyK]

Can't remember anything, even if it did happen only yesterday.

[mszee]

Has to send out multiple PMs and e-mails each morning with the request of reminding him his name

[AndyK]

Framed Roger Rabbit.

[mszee]

Is Mickey Mouse impersonator

[AndyK]

Is a cross dressing construction worker called Brian

[mszee]

Loves to sing IACBTMN as a duet with himself

[AndyK]

You're not far wrong there :lmao:

Hasn't seen her feet for over 16 years.

[mszee]

Reads Playboy magazine religiously...strictly for the articles...

[AndyK]

Has fleas.

[mszee]

And that would be how made up???

Has a gerbil for a pet and regularly takes him for a walks in the park

[AndyK]

Is the love child of Godzilla and Goofy

[mszee]

NOW we're getting personal...

Steals bills from his neighbors and pays them regularly

[samurai7]

once got charged with indecent exposure

[mszee]

Only once??? :roll:

Threw his bra at Meat in 2005

[Lord Kagan]

Is a ladyboy

[mszee]

Types with his nose

[allrevvedup]

Sang the whole of bat out of hell while standing on her head

[mszee]

Sang I Will Do Anything For Love...But I Won't Do THAT the last time he had sex

[AndyK]

Has three elbows.

[allrevvedup]

it's good to serenade a loved one!

redecorated their office with an axe

[AndyK]

Regularly wears a Mister Blobby outfit.

[allrevvedup]

borrowed said outfit from me and didn't wash it before returning it

[AndyK]

Hasn't wasted his youth a all, in fact spent all of it teaching sunday school classes and doing macrame.

[mszee]

Loves cross stitching and made a portrait of Meat entirely of wolves with red roses...

[RadioMaster]

The movie 'groupies forever' was based on the person above's life

[AndyK]

Is a world famous Bolivian Nasal Flute player.

[mszee]

Likes to march around the house wearing a plaid skirt and playing his bagpipes

[allrevvedup]

ran the new york city marathon backwards

[mszee]

Can find NYC on the map of Australia

[allrevvedup]

auditioned to be the female terminator for terminator 3

[RadioMaster]

likes to do the rocky horror as Frank

[allrevvedup]

nice one lol

will replace Oliver Khan as the new Bayern Munich goalkeeper next season

[mszee]

Became famous for writing the song "Every Breath You Take" which, of course, subsequently became stalker's anthem

[AndyK]

Can sing all of Abba's songs in the style of Martin Luther King.

[mszee]

Will never reach 10,000 posts

[RadioMaster]

Can sing all the Meat Loaf songs in the style of Paris Hilton

[allrevvedup]

wrote Escape for Enrique Ingleseas as the stalking song for the modern generation

[RadioMaster]

was the person the song "shaddup you face" is about

[AndyK]

Is Joe Dolce

[samurai7]

was born under a wand'rin star

[mszee]

Punched Jimmy into the nose because disagreed with the title "Heaven Can Wait"

[RadioMaster]

was the person the movie "american pie" based one

edit: damn, too slow, was for Andy

[samurai7]

broke fist on my face

[allrevvedup]

was disappointed that the never ending story ended

[RadioMaster]

chained the unchained melody

[mszee]

Bought all the seats at RAH and enjoyed the show all on his own...

[allrevvedup]

insured Nancy Kerrigan's legs for €1 million,

[mszee]

Mike definitely lives in yesterday...

Had an argument with Beatles cause wanted to name Yesterday...Now And Here...

[RadioMaster]

was asked first to follow Patti before they found Asspen

[mszee]

Was dismissed by Meat as his personal assistant once it was uncovered that he broke into his mlfcuk account and posted under the name of Fire Ball...

[allrevvedup]

is really fireball

[RadioMaster]

was the person the song dude looks like a lady based on

[mszee]

Will continue sitting in garbage can all through the Wembley

[allrevvedup]

wishes it could be christmas everyday

[mszee]

And how is THAT not true...duh, Mike...slipping slipping...

Wishes he lived on the Moon

[allrevvedup]

i'm a space cadet already

a long time ago, lived in a galaxy far far away

[AndyK]

still has his mother buy his clothes.

[mszee]

Is starving Marvin...

[AndyK]

can't get no satisfaction.

[mszee]

is easily satisfied by eating pickled fish every morning

[RadioMaster]

likes to eat nothing but the skin of fried chicken


...now I'm hungry

[AndyK]

is indeed the master of the radio.

[mszee]

Gnaws on bones in fine restaurants

[AndyK]

For hygiene reasons, isn't allowed into any place that serves food.

[mszee]

Works as an air traffic controller

[AndyK]

(Been close ... if writing the software counts?)

Was an extra in Meat's last film.

[mszee]

(That's right...using my prior knowledge here)

Was meat in Meat's latest film...or skin...whatever it was...haven't seen it (waiting for the first stone to be cast)

[AndyK]

Is only allowed to write in crayon.

[mszee]

Is attending his first year of kindergarden and behaves accordingly...

[AndyK]

would love to be mentally advanced enough to go to kindergarten

[mszee]

Stayed 3 years in the last year of nursery school

[AndyK]

Has had genetic testing prove she is descended from camels.

[mszee]

Posed for a famous British Bulldog

[AndyK]

Only eats sprouts.

[mszee]

Eats only scousers

[AndyK]

Has a deathwish.

[mszee]

Has a deathwish.

Ain't it the truth...

Knits 5 mile long scarves...

[Lord Kagan]

Is an alien from pluto

[AndyK]

Really does spend his days in the house of lords.

[Lord Kagan]

Not for much longer,

Has a lifetime peerage as a lord

[AndyK]

Has won best of breed at Crufts.

[Lord Kagan]

Has won an Oscar

[AndyK]

Has one ear

[mszee]

Has won nothing at all and therefore has a chip on his shoulder

[RadioMaster]

likes to get naked in public places

[mszee]

What else is new???

Makes love fully dressed

[tinkerbell]

is never online

[Hypnobabe]

Hates everything cartoon/animation related, especially the works of JM Barrie

[AndyK]

Wears a wig.

[Monstro]

Doesn't fly to Paris for meetings, has a secret addiction to Walt Disney

[AndyK]

:lol: It's all a ruse ;-)

Doesn't have a sense of humour that is going to come back and bite him one day.

[Monstro]

Goes to bed wearing a Tigger costume

[AndyK]

Has a house brick as his closest friend.

[Monstro]

Dresses Scrabble in a cute little jumper and red bow when nobody's looking

[AndyK]

Is still waiting on news about his application to join the human race.

[mszee]

Wears footsie pajamas to bed