Person above me (alternative version).

[SW31]

is having a good day at the office

[mszee]

Is allergic to leather

[AndyK]

Hasn't been to New York.

[mszee]

Thinks that Broadway is in Timbuktu

[SW31]

is a native of timbuktu

[mszee]

is a tooth fairy

[AndyK]

Has no teeth.

[mszee]

Is a gnome

[AndyK]

is too tall to qualify to be a gnome

[SW31]

is still at primary school

[mszee]

Is teaching his children to jump sideways

[SW31]

is not good at post-whoring

[AndyK]

is a kangeroo breeder

[mszee]

Likes to eat holes from the donuts

[AndyK]

Has a vast collection of empty cereal boxes.

[mszee]

Builds sand castles out of cereal

[SW31]

is a secrect sugar cube builder

[mszee]

Has a secret admirer/stalker

[SW31]

thats so true lol


is my secret admirer/stalker

[mszee]

(You wish!)

Not going to any ML concerts in May

[SW31]

can't come to uk in may for mlukfc meet up

[mszee]

(That is STILL a possibility though)

Will never meet the person below

[SW31]

(That is STILL a possibility though)

Will never meet the person below



will be cross if they dont


moved hotel staying across the rd at the plaza

[mszee]

Is NOT going to buy a person below drink at Wembley

[SW31]

only if the person above is really bad

[mszee]

The person below the person above is an ANGEL

[SW31]

THE PERSON ABOVE IS IN THE WRONG THREAD
or she is lying about herself

[mszee]

The person above me knows EVERYTHING

[SW31]

as does the person below me

[mszee]

Must have no days off this weekend at all

[SW31]

ye --ha 3


is not going out at the weekend

[mszee]

(That is just might be true...very traumatic weekend for me)

Not going to have a beer tonight

[AndyK]

Teaches breakdancing.

[mszee]

Taught Michael Jackson his moon walk

[AndyK]

Has had more plastic surgery than Mr Jackson.

[mszee]

Wears Michael Jackson nose to his gigs

[AndyK]

Can only eat liquified food.

[mszee]

Will Knock R. down at Wembley

[SW31]

listens to radio 4 all day

[mszee]

Will be all alone at Wembley

[AndyK]

Is the man in the shadows

[mszee]

Is the WOMAN in those same shadows

[AndyK]

Has got the kind of mind that does less than think.

[mszee]

Has got no mind at all...just some mashed potatoes with gravy

[AndyK]

hears the same old line every day of her life.

[mszee]

(and that's the truth)

Is turning 25 next week

[SW31]

is 21 again ,again

[mszee]

Is celebrating tomorrow his bezillion anniversary of 5 years old

[Lord Kagan]

Is the only gay in the village

[RadioMaster]

is the only gay eskimo :p

[AndyK]

Despite his promises, didn't give her the answer in the morning.

[SW31]

is an eskimo on heat

[AndyK]

Owns one of every type of Barbie ever produced.

[RadioMaster]

has made it to the promised land

[SW31]

wants to live on mars

[AndyK]

was told she'd checked out.

[mszee]

Wants to be alone for the rest of his life

[SW31]

is planning a sex swop

[mszee]

Had breast augmentation surgery

[RadioMaster]

looked like Mike Tyson....before the surgeory

[Blackkat13]

Is a 40 year old virgin

[AndyK]

Isn't sure what her name is.

[mszee]

Like to dance with shadows in the mirror hall

[AndyK]

Has a Sesame Street fetish.

[mszee]

Is a ghost of Christmas Past

[AndyK]

Always walks under ladders.

[mszee]

Likes to milk cows on Sundays

[Blackkat13]

Mistakes Bulls for cows

[AndyK]

Can recite Einstein's Theory Of Relativity in forty seven languages.

[Monstro]

Is not making a list of things to do to poor innocent Monstro

[mszee]

Is VERY INNOCENT

[AndyK]

With a face like that has every believing his middle name isn't GuiltyAsSin ...

[RadioMaster]

all he wants is rock n roll, porn and a motorbike

[JanT]

Doesn't like his teddy

[AndyK]

Sells kiss me quick hats

[JanT]

BUYS Kiss me quick hats

[AndyK]

Gives discounts to regular customers.

[JanT]

IS a regular customer

[mszee]

Never touched a drop of alchohol

[AndyK]

Doesn't realise that they're sold for a vast profit at the end of the pier.

[mszee]

Doesn't need a life

[AndyK]

Gets dinner from the bins outside MacDonalds.

[samurai7]

has free school meals because is from a broken home

[mszee]

Reads only coloring books

[AndyK]

Was expelled for snorting chalk.

[RadioMaster]

something that happened to him a few years ago was the base for the saying "the sh!t has hit the fan"

[mszee]

Plays with toy soldiers

[RadioMaster]

ate all my toy soldiers cause their as green as some vegetables

[Blackkat13]

Broke My Barbie Doll

[mszee]

Plays with somewhat incomplete deck

[Blackkat13]

Needs to go back to the nut house

[RadioMaster]

has got a hell of a lot to learn about ROCK N ROLL

[mszee]

Resides in a hut in Congo

[Hypnobabe]

Speaks only Swahili

[mszee]

Hypnotised George Michael into being straight

[RadioMaster]

lol, good one!


wasnt aware that objects in the rearvew mirror may appear closer than they are and so had a crash

[SW31]

doesn't belive in surfs up

[mszee]

Doesn't believe in Surf's down either

[SW31]

hates flying mice

[mszee]

Is a bloody butcher

[SW31]

very close

is a celebrity chef

[mszee]

Is Martha Stewart personified

[SW31]

lives in a cave

[Lord Kagan]

Is masculine

[mszee]

Doesn't have a strict curfew

[Lord Kagan]

Doesnt know the half of it

[mszee]

Doesn't know anything at all

[Lord Kagan]

Is drunk

[mszee]

Was punished and stood in the corner for 3 hours today

[Lord Kagan]

Is on the moon talking to me

[mszee]

Was spanked by his neighbor for stealing cakes

[Lord Kagan]

Really is Meat Loaf in a mask

[mszee]

Really has a GREAT sense of humor

[SW31]

needs a mask to go outside

[Lord Kagan]

Ive had one too many so I could do,

Has so much humor its just not funny

[mszee]

Would do ANYTHING for love...and ESPECIALLY THAT...

[samurai7]

knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that.

[mszee]

Was Meat Loaf vocal coach...was fired for singing consistently off key

[samurai7]

Is tone deaf

[mszee]

(You hit a bullseye)

Thinks that Meat Loaf is something you eat for dinner

[Blackkat13]

Is the long lost sister to Micheal Jackson

[RadioMaster]

stole Michael Jacksons nose and wears it on Halloween

[samurai7]

must be Henry's Cat

[RadioMaster]

lived in a hole in north iraq together with Saddam for some months

[Lord Kagan]

Is santa

[RadioMaster]

is the easter bunny

[mszee]

Is an Easter Egg that forgot to hatch

[Blackkat13]

Is a rotten egg

[Hypnobabe]

Was once caught on CCTV making an obscene gesture at Mother Theresa

[tinkerbell]

likes kinky boots :shock:

[SW31]

is into bondage

[tinkerbell]

can't keep secrets :D

[SW31]

is a complete lier

[tinkerbell]

is a pain in the ........

[SW31]

no thats true


has a disliking to leather

[tinkerbell]

would like to borrow my leathers for his parties

[Blackkat13]

Loves wearing eatable undies

[tinkerbell]

was seen posing in a ann summers window in her birthday suit

[Blackkat13]

Was caught streaking across a football stadium

[samurai7]

is allergic to wearing clothes

[RadioMaster]

is the worlds best Christina Aguilera tribute

[allrevvedup]

Is Mary Poppins

[samurai7]

is Dick Van Dyke

[RadioMaster]

doesnt understand why it´s bad to be called dick

[samurai7]

thinks Dick Van Dyke is a porn position involving a man and a lesbian.

[RadioMaster]

is it not?

is wales' top porn expert

[Hypnobabe]

Can strip a fully dressed man in sixty seconds, using nothing but his teeth

[Blackkat13]

All Men Bow Down To You

[Hypnobabe]

All Men Bow Down To You

Aren't we supposed to be lying?

Is expecting quadruplets

[Blackkat13]

Yeah but I like a laugh now and then


Likes to bore people to sleep

[Lord Kagan]

Bought me an egg

[Hypnobabe]

Has salmonella

[mszee]

If I gave a shite I would have given it to

[Monstro]

Cares about us all lol

[mszee]

Is a secret admirer of Marie Osmond

[Blackkat13]

Has Rabies

[Hypnobabe]

Gave birth to Ally McBeal's secret love-child

[AndyK]

Has a degree in Nuclear Physics.

[Hypnobabe]

Lives in a small cave under Ben Nevis

[mszee]

Wears a wig

[RadioMaster]

searching for her sunglasses to watch the total eclips of the heart

[mszee]

Has a girlfriend with 3 eyes

[AndyK]

Is the three eyed girlfriend mentioned above.

[RadioMaster]

collects women's ears in a can

[mszee]

Wears closely fitted dresses

[AndyK]

Does the same, but only because she hasn't bought any new ones recently and is still wearing the same clothes she had when she was 10.

[mszee]

Does the same, but only because she hasn't bought any new ones recently and is still wearing the same clothes she had when she was 10.

Clothes I wore at 10 would be too loose for me now...so nope...

Likes to wear hoop earrings...

[AndyK]

It was a lie ... so sue me!

Appeared in Friends.

[mszee]

Has an imaginary friend Charlie

[Hypnobabe]

Can eat an entire box of After Eight mints in less than thirty seconds

[AndyK]

Wouldn't like to try what with them being chocolate.

[Hypnobabe]

Is distantly related to Keith Harris on his mother's side

[AndyK]

Looks like Bet Lynch.

[mszee]

Was all too true about chocolates...although probably can beat 30 seconds...

Has been to the Moon and lived to tell...

[Hypnobabe]

Wrote the lyrics to Madonna's Like A Prayer

[mszee]

Like to sing Like a Virgin during intimate moments

[Hypnobabe]

Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...

[mszee]

Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...

This thread is supposed to be outrageous lies...where do you see outrageous lie here???? :shock:

Has sold her children to Charles Dickens for his new novel

[Hypnobabe]

Had her bust reduced from size 68 GG to size 44 FF

[AndyK]

Has one of each size!

[LucyK!]

Made me leave my shoes down there because he insists they look better on him

[AndyK]

Really has got size 11 feet!!

[LucyK!]

Wishes he had size 11 feet :lmao:

[AndyK]

Has saved me some Mini-Eggs.

[RadioMaster]

has a wooden leg

[allrevvedup]

has an axe to chop down the wooden leg

[mszee]

Wear braces on his teeth and on his pants...

[RadioMaster]

talks to a little pink elefant only she can see

[tinkerbell]

is a little pink elephant

[samurai7]

is married to a little pink elephant

[RadioMaster]

can shove it up is @$$

[samurai7]

can fit the entire Melbourne Symphony Orchestra up his crack.

[RadioMaster]

did it

[samurai7]

showed me how to do it

[RadioMaster]

only cause he asked a thousand times

[samurai7]

thought that everyone named Kevin was an alien until he was fourteen years old.

[RadioMaster]

thought the show ALIAS was about aliens, but misspelled

[Blackkat13]

Has read the Karma Sutra over 12 times and still don't under stand it

[Hypnobabe]

Is writing a revised edition of the Kama Sutra with an additional 67 positions, all developed personally

[tinkerbell]

has a massive understanding for this

[Blackkat13]

Loves to watch NASCAR but don't like to admit it

[Hypnobabe]

can't spell NASCAR

[Blackkat13]

Likes to be at the race wearing a beer hat, fighting with fans over drivers, and chewing a big ball of tobacco

[SW31]

loves chewing tobacco

[tinkerbell]

has a broomstick

[SW31]

likes to fly a broomstick

[tinkerbell]

is a witch

[SW31]

shhh
don't tell everyone


likes to be known as tb

[tinkerbell]

is tb

[SW31]

is sw31

[tinkerbell]

lol

has had a sex change

[SW31]

is in need of a sex change

[tinkerbell]

needs one desperately

[SW31]

next week hopefully



is in the tv programm lost

[tinkerbell]

can't find his way home

[SW31]

needs a homing pigioen to get home

[Blackkat13]

Needs a bloodhood to find his way home

[allrevvedup]

leaves a trail of small drops of blood to find their way home

[AndyK]

Left home to seek their fortune in the big city and then became Mayor.

[Monstro]

Wears mittens tied together with string

[AndyK]

Isn't allowed string in case he chokes.

[Monstro]

Has velcro as buttons are just way too complicated

[AndyK]

Has the nurses and hospital orderlies tie the arms of his jacket round his back.

[Monstro]

can only leave the house after the psychiatric team complete several risk assessments

[AndyK]

Can only leave the house when accompanied by both parents, and even then isn't allowed to cross the road.

[Monstro]

Ties a sausage round his neck so his dog will play with him

[AndyK]

:lmao:

Loses to the cat when playing subbutteo.

[Hypnobabe]

Was once turned down for the position of local roadsweeper

[AndyK]

Is currently taking part in the latest series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

[Hypnobabe]

Likes to sit next to the office water feature during telephone conference calls with French people...

[AndyK]

Is dressed like Nora Batty.

[Hypnobabe]

Has a pair of silky black pyjamas

[AndyK]

How do you know? :shock:

Hasn't used the hoover in years.

[Hypnobabe]

Too true - I've got a Dyson :p

Hoards his toe nail clippings in a specially made jar

[AndyK]

Covets said collection.

[Hypnobabe]

uses said collection in recipes which call for the use of coconut as it tastes better

[AndyK]

Has tasted how good the results are.

[Hypnobabe]

Secretly loves coconut but refuses to admit it because it'll deny him the opportunity to eat his toenails

[mszee]

Has a toenail fetish...yuck!

[allrevvedup]

Has stocked up on nail polish remover just incase aliens attack us with nail polish

[mszee]

Thinks that nail polish is for mass destruction of Polish people

[Hypnobabe]

changes the colour of her nail polish every day to co-ordinate with her outfit

[mszee]

Changes the color of her eyes every day to coordinate with the surroundings...camouflage...

[allrevvedup]

Ignored the receipe and chopped off her finger adding it to the mixture of a chicken and vegetable pie for flavour

[mszee]

Don't know what finer is in Dublenese...

Is monkey's uncle

[AndyK]

Is the monkey

[allrevvedup]

played Monkey in the old Kung Fu series

[mszee]

Likes to ride unicycle on his head

[allrevvedup]

wished disco had never gone out of style

[mszee]

How did you know THAT??? I used to LOVE disco

Listens to Donny and Marie Osmond non-stop