Person above me (alternative version).

[AndyK]

Is Donny Osmond's teeth

[mszee]

Not so bad...good looking teeth

Has Donny Osmond's hair (stuck out tongue)

[Hypnobabe]

Keeps Marie's hair in a box under her bed

[RadioMaster]

made a voodoo puppet out of Meat Loaf hair

[mszee]

Is as animated as stone Buddha...

[RadioMaster]

is as stoned as an animated Buddha :))

[samurai7]

can speak fluent Welsh

[mszee]

Doesn't speak at all...just keeps on singing AFL

[samurai7]

doesn't know what 'That' is :p

[RadioMaster]

knows what 'that' is :devil:

[mszee]

Enjoys THAT VERY MUCH

[Hypnobabe]

hasn't had any of THAT for the last 60 years

[RadioMaster]

wont do 'that'

[Hypnobabe]

Is a world renowned expert in THAT

[mszee]

Thinks that THAT is a bowl of porridge

[Hypnobabe]

Once fell into a large bowl of porridge and was caught by a strong currant

[Lord Kagan]

Is a lemon

[mszee]

Is a monkey

[Hypnobabe]

Was once married to the missing link

[mszee]

Has a collection of stop watches...watches that are forever stopped...

[Hypnobabe]

Has a collection of stop watches...watches that are forever stopped...

That's actually true!

Gargles with hollandaise sauce because she likes the taste

[mszee]

Thinks that polar bears eat penguins

[RadioMaster]

thinks that polar bears are from poland

[Blackkat13]

Loves to eat Cows stomach

[samurai7]

spent a fortinght camping in a cow's stomach upon the recommendation of a friend.

[mszee]

Woke up one morning next to female gorilla

[samurai7]

Woke up one morning next to female gorilla

(these are supposed to be lies!)

ambition is to BE a female gorilla.

[mszee]

Had once an intelligent conversation with giraffe...

[AndyK]

Has never had an intelligent conversation with anyone.

[mszee]

Has never had an intelligent conversation with anyone.

That would have been true except that I do like to talk to myself...

Likes to prance around in heels

[AndyK]

Has the worlds largest collection of Police Academy film memorabilia

[mszee]

Has a thing for Joan Rivers

[AndyK]

(yes, I have, it's called a baseball bat :lmao:)

Has swum the English Channel, twice

[samurai7]

is Joan Rivers' Mom.

[mszee]

Is Joan River's Grandpa

[Lord Kagan]

Eats elephant for breakfast

[mszee]

Is really Kenny

[Lord Kagan]

Once lived next door to a mammoth

[RadioMaster]

once lived next door to Alice

[samurai7]

Smoked a bowl with Cheech Marin, overslept, and lost his job.

[RadioMaster]

had motor trouble that turned into a struggle

[samurai7]

straddled a greyhound and rode it into Raleigh, but then got arrested by the RSPCA.

[mszee]

Had a wild love affair with Jennifer Lopez

[samurai7]

Had a wild love affair with Jennifer Lopez

They're supposed to be lies! :p

Had a wild affair... with Jennifer Lopez's Mom.

[RadioMaster]

is the long lost son of the michelin man

[samurai7]

smokes 60 Marlboro Lights a day

[mszee]

Collects bark from the surrounding trees and smokes THAT

[RadioMaster]

tells the folks back home this is the promised land callin and their big boy's on the line

(cant get that song out of my head)

[samurai7]

lives on the droppings of small rodents

[RadioMaster]

lives in his own droppings

[Lord Kagan]

Smokes fish for a living

[RadioMaster]

is not havier then he should be

[Hypnobabe]

Ain't heavy, he's my brother

[Lord Kagan]

Is really Mr Bean

[Hypnobabe]

Will be going on holiday with Mr Bean this weekend

[Lord Kagan]

Likes to dress up as a vampire to go out

[tinkerbell]

if not in bed by 10.30 turns into a vampire

[mszee]

Obviously isn't in bed yet and, therefore, already turned into vampire

[tinkerbell]

just flew over my house

[mszee]

(Most definitely...my broom is in fine shape tonight)

Is a firestarter

[AndyK]

Can detect the presence of water deep underground by a feeling in her ears.

[mszee]

Sells used duracell batteries on E-Bay

[AndyK]

Buys them :p

[mszee]

Is an energizer bunny...that's where all those used batteries come from...cheats and uses Duracell instead of Energizer...

[AndyK]

Hasn't recently repaid any imaginary debts.

[mszee]

Was bidding on abracadabra and lost to Monstro

[Hypnobabe]

Lost her heart to a starship trooper

[mszee]

Lost her head in a 100 year war with France

[AndyK]

had faded Levis that burst apart years ago.

[mszee]

Ummm...hmmm...you've MET me...

Lost his Levis at ML concert...caused more commotion than Meat singing AFL

[SW31]

shhhh
dont tell everyone

is in such a commotion about comming to may meet up

[mszee]

Chris...this is a LIES thread...come on...get on with the program...

Shaved all his hair...EVERYWHERE...

[Monstro]

Is happy I've found someone to do my leather work!!

[SW31]

doesn't need a leather worker

[mszee]

Thinks that Monstro is doing the right thing...









































NOT

[SW31]

needs to look in the mirror

[mszee]

Doesn't need a mirror cause scares himself senseless when he looks into one

[SW31]

will you stop telling the truth someone might believe you



is patti russo

[mszee]

Can sing mean Heaven Can Wait

(By the way...I can't sing for anything in the world...BUT...if we do karaoke at Wembley...I am going to murder Steinman and Meat both with my rendition)

[SW31]

whats with the WE i don't do karaoke not for no one sound sh**


does a mean maralyn monroe

[mszee]

IS Marilyn Monroe's and Elvis's love child

[SW31]

is elvis's secrect love child

[mszee]

That would make us half siblings, Chris...eh???

IS Elvis

[Blackkat13]

Is a peanut butter banana fried sandwich

[Hypnobabe]

Knows the way to Amarillo

[Blackkat13]

Pee'd on the Alamo

[SW31]

couldn't find her way home from the alamo

[mszee]

IS an Alamo

[SW31]

will be telling the truth in this thread tonight

[mszee]

Is Peter Pumpkin eater

[SW31]

is wendy from peter pan

[mszee]

No, I am actually Peter Pan

Can fly and almost reach the sky

[SW31]

thinks shes peter pan


(only when on the weed)LOL

[mszee]

Shhh...

Is a paranoid psycho...

[Hypnobabe]

is up past her bedtime

[mszee]

is NOT up past her bedtime

[Hypnobabe]

Lives on a steady diet of chewing gum and iced tea

[Monstro]

has set her heart on a Honda C90

[mszee]

Has Honda instead of heart

[Hypnobabe]

Has made a home computer out of a typewriter, a television and a shed load of sticky back plastic

[mszee]

Posts using Commodore64

[SW31]

its better than a zx spectrum

[tinkerbell]

has lost his tongue and speechless for once

[Monstro]

never appears during the day

[tinkerbell]

can only go out after dark

[Monstro]

looked in the mirror, couldn't see a thing

[mszee]

Not going to ruin a jacket

[Monstro]

Would love to see me add to it

[tinkerbell]

Unfortuantely cant count :(

[SW31]

uses sign language to speak

[tinkerbell]

gets his chest waxed every 2 weeks

[SW31]

LOL no f in chance


has hairy legs

[tinkerbell]

has a hairy back

[Monstro]

Comes awake after dark

[tinkerbell]

Can sleep with his eyes open all day

[Monstro]

Wishes she knew how I do that

[mszee]

Has a 10 mile long beard

[tinkerbell]

is supposed to have a very long nose

[mszee]

is supposed to have a very long nose

Correction...does have a long nose...

Has her house all dusty with magic dust

[AndyK]

Has got a bad attitude

[Monstro]

Spends his midnights at the lost and found

[AndyK]

Believes that there is a crime in having some fun.

[Monstro]

Is dusting off his Easter Bunny outfit

[AndyK]

Has given up Whisky for lent.

[Monstro]

Now that was below the belt lol

Has been teetotal since waking up on a boat to Belgium wearing a nurses outfit

[AndyK]

Has been no help in finding out how I can get back from Belgium by noon today.

[mszee]

Thinks that if it's noon it must be Belgium

[Hypnobabe]

Has a pet Soup Dragon

[mszee]

Bathes every night in pea soup

[allrevvedup]

Bathes every night in vodka

[Hypnobabe]

Bathes every night in asses to be like his hero Cleopatra, since he didn't read the bit that said she bathed in asses' milk...

[mszee]

Likes to play with asps

[allrevvedup]

It's never good to be up to your neck in asses

Was Miss UK from 1996 - 2001,

[mszee]

Was Mr. Universe 1 year before Arnold

[allrevvedup]

Was the original choice for Xena Warrior Princess, but lost out because of legal wranglings over image rights

[mszee]

You want rights to my image??? That would be $0.02

In any event...wears felt hat in the summer

[RadioMaster]

is a rebel without a clue

[Hypnobabe]

Is just without a clue

[Blackkat13]

Has there beer goggles on

[RadioMaster]

has a beer beard

[Blackkat13]

Don't shave his back

[SW31]

dosen't shave at all

[Hypnobabe]

Dyes his armpit hair blonde

[SW31]

is in need of a therapist

[mszee]

Is Little Bo Peep

[Hypnobabe]

Is one of the sheep

[mszee]

Main character in Hannibal was based on

[SW31]

hannibal is her hero

[tinkerbell]

can do at least 50 yoga positions

[mszee]

Is world champion in donut throwing

[tinkerbell]

is a donut

[Blackkat13]

Thinks Puff The Magic Dragon Is Something Bad

[Hypnobabe]

Is convinced her hallucinations are actually the real world

[allrevvedup]

Lives in 39 Strange Road, The Twilight Zone

[Hypnobabe]

Lives with me

[Monstro]

Dreams of the day she gets her Honda C90

[Hypnobabe]

Whenever he talks about being on a bike, is actually talking about a Raleigh Chopper

[Monstro]

Puts her leathers and crash helmet on and practaces bike riding on a dining room chair

[allrevvedup]

puts on leathers and a crash helmet before going to bed at night

[Hypnobabe]

Wishes his girlfriend was hot like me

[Lord Kagan]

Is the queen

[Hypnobabe]

Won't be drinking anything alcoholic today

[Lord Kagan]

Has been in bed since she was 12

[Hypnobabe]

Is still in bed

[Lord Kagan]

Was the real last king of scotland

[RadioMaster]

has his own wiener factory

[Lord Kagan]

Is a weiner

[RadioMaster]

it's 'wiener'!

has a wiener

[Blackkat13]

Thinks we are in the Matrix

[RadioMaster]

arent we? :shock:

built her own Jurassic Park completely with teddy-bears

[Lord Kagan]

Doesnt play with barbies

[duke knooby]

rides horses for fun

[Lord Kagan]

Likes RJ

[RadioMaster]

shot JR

[duke knooby]

shot the sheriff, (but he didn't shoot the deputy)

[Monstro]

Still has a poster of the Nolans on his bedroom wall

[duke knooby]

still has stabilisers on the bike

[Monstro]

Has "I love Westlife" tatoo'd on his right buttock

[duke knooby]

has played with andys new toy

[Hypnobabe]

Only has friends with usernames

[duke knooby]

has goddess sexy boots

[tinkerbell]

wants a pair of sexy boots :shock:

[SW31]

has 1000 pais of sexy boots

[tinkerbell]

is the invisible man:D

[SW31]

shh dont tell everyone


is mrs invisible man

[tinkerbell]

was a man

[SW31]

is a man

[tinkerbell]

is really a womble

[SW31]

so im fat ,cute,& cuddly its the truth


is madam chorla?????

[tinkerbell]

i loved the wombles:

drives a robin reliant

[Monstro]

only comes awake at night

[tinkerbell]

hey u said that last time i was on, im a nite person

rides a moped

[Monstro]

forgets things I've already said lol

[tinkerbell]

wants to dress up as a policeman

[Monstro]

Dreams of Monstro arresting her and putting the cuffs on

[tinkerbell]

lol, wouldnt be the first time

has sexy thoughts regularly

[Monstro]

you're meant to be lying lol

[Monstro]

so im fat ,cute,& cuddly its the truth

I've met him, he's lying

[samurai7]

sold the cow for just a handful of beans.

[Monstro]

Outbid me on the cow

[tinkerbell]

is speechless and invisible

[samurai7]

can't read and write

[Monstro]

posted Jack and Jane in the "what we're reading now" thread but deleted it

[samurai7]

(that's cos I couldn't spell it properly ;))

goes straight to the fashion pages of the newspaper

[Monstro]

reads the Star because the Sun is just way too serious

[samurai7]

Thinks the Sport is really about sports.

[Monstro]

well most of it is about a sport I enjoy lol

would love to step to being a Westlife tribute but hasn't got four friends to join him

[samurai7]

(these are supposed to be lies, Michelle :p)

Is called Michelle

[Monstro]

[quote=Son Of Meat Loaf;327725](these are supposed to be lies, Michael/quote]

Sorry, hit the truth by complete accident!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

is too old to play

[Monstro]

Thought this was the Barry Manilow site

[tinkerbell]

has the nose for it

[samurai7]

thinks Barry Manilow's version of Read 'Em And Weep kicks Meat's clean off the park

[Monstro]

has the nose for it

That was funny

[tinkerbell]

is del boy

[Monstro]

want to be my Rodney

[tinkerbell]

has legs like marlene

[Monstro]

though Dell pinches Marlene's bum she shouldn't pinch mine

[tinkerbell]

would love his bum to be pinched, maybe a kick wud be more fitting

[Monstro]

is dreaming of my bum every night

[tinkerbell]

who's a bum

[Blackkat13]

Competes in Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Competion

[Lord Kagan]

Is the pizza delivery man

[RadioMaster]

sooner or later will be screwing around

[tinkerbell]

Only showers in April

[mszee]

I really liked the butt pinching theme up there...but guess I am too late for THAT...

Builds houses out of nutshells

[RadioMaster]

is a flying burrito

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in Mexico

[Hypnobabe]

Bought Mexico on E-Bay

[RadioMaster]

sold it

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in a shoe

[samurai7]

has 57 children, all by different mothers.

[Lord Kagan]

|Plans to run the welsh assembly

[mszee]

Plans to run NYC marathon next year

[Lord Kagan]

Will bring devolved government to NI

[SW31]

is a secret welshman

[Lord Kagan]

Plans to marry a cat in june

[samurai7]

is a secret Welsh woman.

[mszee]

Is a secret Santa

[Lord Kagan]

Shot Santa last year for breaking and entering

[mszee]

Bribed Tooth Fairy to take his tooth

[samurai7]

(am I the only one who thinks the thought of an elderly, overweight man who creeps into little children's rooms at night while they sleep is a little disturbing?)

Shoots blanks lol

[mszee]

Shoots blanks lol

No shite, Sherlock...:shock:

Shoots cannons every night...just for fun...

[SW31]

raises hell everyday at 2200

[samurai7]

No shite, Sherlock...:shock:

Shoots cannons every night...just for fun...

I was replying to LK, but you got there first... oops

er, shoots heroin? :p

[mszee]

shoots pigeons

[samurai7]

shoots crap

[SW31]

shoots thin air

[duke knooby]

has crabs... for pets

[samurai7]

was the one who passed them on