Person above me (alternative version).

[mszee]

Sleeps with men???

[samurai7]

(only when I can't find a woman)

sleeps with the fishes

[SW31]

wears concret boots

[samurai7]

matches your concrete overcoat

[SW31]

drives a bubble car

[samurai7]

lives in his own little bubble

[SW31]

needs a pair of bubbles to see where he's going

[samurai7]

cried when his bubble burst

[SW31]

is a supporter of ann robinson

[mszee]

Wears a Support-Can-Be-Beautiful bra

[tinkerbell]

needs alot of lift

[SW31]

Wears a Support-Can-Be-Beautiful bra

need it at the mo



is in hong kong

[mszee]

Appears to be clean shaven in his avatar picture

[Hypnobabe]

Is the mother of Tony Blair's secret love child

[Lord Kagan]

Runs the YMCA

[RadioMaster]

Is the long lost Lindbergh baby

[allrevvedup]

Is in the running to be the next chancellor of germany

[mszee]

Ate two cans of sardines for breakfast

[allrevvedup]

ate seven bacon and egg mcmuffins from mcdoanlds but didn't pay for them

[mszee]

Paid for my McDonalds breakfast...thanks, Mike...:heart:

[allrevvedup]

wanted to get a divorce settlement of $1 billion from Roman Abramavich before his wife did!

[mszee]

Received his million dollars settlement from suing a doctor for telling him a wrong sex of his baby before it was born

[allrevvedup]

spends her days watching the cricket world cup when she should be working

[mszee]

Watches grass grow for a living...

[allrevvedup]

looks for greener grass

[mszee]

Is peeping Tom

[RadioMaster]

wrote the song green, green grass of home

[mszee]

Wrote all Wagner's works...however, Wagner stole it all and presented as his own...

[RadioMaster]

is in fact Nancy Sinatra

[mszee]

Envies those boots that made for walking

[Blackkat13]

Afraid of the underwear knomes

[Lord Kagan]

Is afraid to look under the bed

[Blackkat13]

Stole My Cheesy Puffs

[Lord Kagan]

Is getting them back

[samurai7]

Wanted to be a Cheesy Puff but failed the exam.

[tinkerbell]

is still in quarrantine

[samurai7]

has thirteen cats, all called Christopher - including the female ones.

[tinkerbell]

does line dancing 3 times a week

[samurai7]

does 3 lines seven times a week.

[tinkerbell]

lol lives in a ghetto

[samurai7]

rents an apartment above me

[tinkerbell]

is packing suitcases as we speak

[samurai7]

Doesn't have suitcases. Carries all her belongings in a handkerchief tied to a stick.

[SW31]

is moving into a getto

[samurai7]

can't afford to live in a ghetto

[tinkerbell]

doesnt realise hes been there for years

[samurai7]

used to share a flat with Fred West

[tinkerbell]

alrite Rose:roll:

[samurai7]

has a crush on Myra Hindley

[tinkerbell]

is myra:roll:

[mszee]

Is an heir to the throne of China

[tinkerbell]

wears her dungarees to a barn dance

[samurai7]

queued for four hours to see Basic Instinct 2, and liked it so much, stayed for another showing.

[mszee]

Watches Basic Instinct non-stop just for one scene...you know which one...

[tinkerbell]

went bare assed to see it

[samurai7]

saw Scary Movie 2 EIGHTY-SEVEN times, and then wrote to the producers asking for a part in part 3

[mszee]

Cries every time watches Bambi

[samurai7]

cries everytime she doesn't watch bambi

[SW31]

is princess of monaco

[samurai7]

is Queen of Sheba

[mszee]

Is an ameba

[SW31]

does tarzan calls to get women



for sean

[mszee]

Somebody said Tarzan??? (salivates)

In any event...has a bandage on his knee from a great fall

[tinkerbell]

is the world champion loudest snorer

[SW31]

is sister suize

[samurai7]

beat you in the final

[mszee]

Is Mary Mary quite contrary

[samurai7]

once had a little lamb, who shat everywhere and caused hundreds of pounds worth of cleaning bills

[SW31]

is that little lamb

[mszee]

ummm...WAS with a little lamb

[SW31]

was with the other lambs

[mszee]

Is a little sailor man

[SW31]

likes to ware sailor suits

[samurai7]

spent six years on HMS Ark Royal, as the wardrobe chief

[mszee]

Knitted everybody booties for Christmas

[SW31]

can change super loafer to anything he wants




for sean

[samurai7]

ah feck off :(

sleeps with both parents still.

[SW31]

needs both parents to still bath him everyday

[samurai7]

iss proud parent of sixteen tiny elephant-children, all of whose names begin wih the letter 'Z'

[mszee]

Why letter Z??? What have you got with letter Z???

Is a little boy blue

[samurai7]

is brown girl in the ring (tra la la la laaaa)

[mszee]

Has all underwear with skid marks

[samurai7]

hasn't washed hers since the last millenium

[mszee]

Celebrated his birthday last time in last millenium...after that lost count...

[samurai7]

doen't have birthdays, as on her planet, the years are roughly equal to about 67 of our Earth-years.

[mszee]

Killed Chris and shoved him off this thread

[samurai7]

ate Chris, and spat out the bones

[mszee]

No comment...

Will be in Paris on 5/23/07 on top of Eiffel Tower

[SW31]

will be with him in paris

[mszee]

Will NOT be in Paris...but instead in Wichita Kansas

[SW31]

that could be true LOL

will be in wembely stadium on the 23/5/07

[samurai7]

in a previous life was Napoleon Bonepart

[mszee]

Will go to see Wizard of Oz instead...to ask for a new tie

[SW31]

doesn't need a vacation

[mszee]

Doesn't like to be home alone...afraid of the dark...

[SW31]

who turn out that light


loves zombies

[samurai7]

wanted to be a zombie, but was considered too brain-dead

[SW31]

was a fish in a former life

[mszee]

Eats zombies for lunch

[SW31]

is miss resident evil

[samurai7]

can regurgitate previously eaten food, just like a cow

[mszee]

Is non-resident alien of this forum

[samurai7]

can speak eighteen different languages, including Klingon and Esperanto

[mszee]

Thinks that Esperanto is a dance and reherses it diligently every night by himself

[samurai7]

rehearses how to kiss boys on her forearm.

[mszee]

Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was a good one...gave me a good laugh...

Runs around with one galosha looking for his Cinderfella

[samurai7]

got the slipper suck on her big, callussed foot

[mszee]

Kissed many frogs...and all of them turned into....................



















TOADS

[samurai7]

is a toad :p

[mszee]

yes and fiercely proud of it

Installed Windows vista and crashed his puter

[samurai7]

hasn't got a computer. Connects to the net via two tin cans and a long piece of string

[mszee]

has a conch shell for a cell phone

whoohoo...whooohooo...

[samurai7]

dropped her conch shell down the lavatory. would have got it out, but it was a number two, and she couldn't stomach it

[mszee]

Has number two every night for appetizer

[SW31]

needs a number 2 & leaves thread

[samurai7]

despaerately needed a number two, but when sat down, only a fart came out.

[SW31]

phurrrt

needs a number 2 cause he can't change his words

[samurai7]

couldn't think of anything clever to say whe he did change his words

[mszee]

Got stuck on number 2 and thinks it's extremely funny

[samurai7]

(it is funny)

can't tell the time without saying to herself "The BIG hand is on the ____ and the little hand is on the ___".

[mszee]

Likes to bang pots together and pretend that he is playing cymbals

[samurai7]

can play two different chopin pieces at the same time, because she has four hands.

[mszee]

Don't like Chopin prefer Schuman...

All the time while playing Bach thought he is playing Vivaldi

[samurai7]

thinks Four Seasons is a pizza (well, it IS, but you know)

[mszee]

It is also a hotel...and your point is???

Can't tell the difference between La Boheme and La Traviata

[samurai7]

thought that they were both restaurants

[mszee]

Thought those were both pubs...bought tickets, went down and couldn't find where they served beer...

Wrote the review in the paper: Those were one hell of a crappy pubs!

[samurai7]

mis-spelled the word 'pubs' as 'pubes' and got banned.

[mszee]

Hey...if they ban ME...what other bezillion members of this forum will read???

Has two track mind...never can decide which track to use...

[samurai7]

can only think about shoes

[mszee]

Well, it IS something to think about...I am a female after all...

Sleeps on the floor of the closet...in case terrorists attack

[samurai7]

thinks terrorists are people from a country called Terror

[SW31]

thinks all englishman are slaves to the welsh

[mszee]

Keeps asking Welsh if they are Chinese...when Welsh get tired they say yes, they are...then he says...oh too bad...you look JUST LIKE Welsh...

[Hypnobabe]

pays her phone bill in pennies

[mszee]

Is allergic to her underwear...that's why often has no use for it...

[Hypnobabe]

:lmao: That's truer than you know...

Is standing in my kitchen, about to make my lunch...

[mszee]

You wish...on the other hand...the way I cook...you DON'T

Makes chocolate cakes out of mud

[Hypnobabe]

Enjoys sitting in the garden making mud pies

[mszee]

Loves playing in the sandbox...although doesn't get along well with other children...doesn't want to share sand

[Hypnobabe]

Has sand in her knickers that she can't get out

[mszee]

Hypnotized George Clooney into submission and had her way with him

[samurai7]

hypnotised Mr Ed into submission and had her way with him

[Lord Kagan]

Is kermit

[samurai7]

is Gonzo

[mszee]

Is Mr. Ed's saddle

[RadioMaster]

is the kung-fu hippie from gangxta city

[mszee]

Is bringing full suitcase of sunflower seeds as gifts for his friends to Wembley

[samurai7]

is bringing a suitcase full of cannabis seeds as gifts for her friends at wembley

[mszee]

I am sure that would be YOUR dream...

In any event...

Is bringing full suitcase of condoms for no particular reason which he will drag untouched back home...

[samurai7]

just volunteered to help me use them! :p

[mszee]

Oh no you don't...

Likes old ladies...

[Blackkat13]

Like's Old Men

[mszee]

I like all kinds of men...next question please...

Is, in fact, a very white cat with blue eyes

[Lord Kagan]

Is a polar bear

[RadioMaster]

auditioned for the stage version of frankenstein as the monster

[mszee]

Won that part

[Lord Kagan]

Is Frankenstines other creation

[tinkerbell]

is a rare creation or creature, lol

[SW31]

dosen't need a hotel in may

[tinkerbell]

hasnt got a concert ticket

[SW31]

hasn't got 3 concert tickets

[tinkerbell]

very true

will give tb his tickets

[SW31]

is in cloud cook ku land

[tinkerbell]

glad you could join me

[SW31]

omg is comming to may meet up.........not

[tinkerbell]

is coming as a bat to the meet

[SW31]

that may be true


needs tickets for wembly stadium

[tinkerbell]

YES

is sleeping in a cardboeard box

[tinkerbell]

board Oooops

[SW31]

shh dont tell everyone


has a crisp box for a car

[samurai7]

has a digibox, but no remote

[SW31]

has remote but no digibox

[samurai7]

has catfood but no cat

[SW31]

detests cats

[samurai7]

(that's true)

has carnal relations with pets

[SW31]

has a camell called humpry

[samurai7]

has Mum called humphrey

[SW31]

has nana called humpfry

[samurai7]

IS my nan

[SW31]

thrives on wanting to be my nan

[samurai7]

models his hairstyle on his nan's

[SW31]

thats true short & going grey


needs a hair transplant

[samurai7]

has HAD a hair transant

[SW31]

has had plastic surgery of the face

[samurai7]

is on waiting list for penis reduction operation

[AndyK]

Only ever plays nicely in this thread.

[Hypnobabe]

Always posts serious, insightful messages

[AndyK]

Can't ride a bike

[Hypnobabe]

Is only 4ft 11ins in real life

[SW31]

can,t ride a scooter

[Hypnobabe]

Loves his pink Barbie rollerskates so much he spends all day in them

[Bap]

Has an online journal :P

[SW31]

sleeps with sooty

[allrevvedup]

Eats Kippers for breakfast, lunch and Dinner

[mszee]

Likes to play with Barbie dolls

[RadioMaster]

has hit the fan

[mszee]

IS exactly the matter that hit the fan

[AndyK]

Has been trying for hours just to think of what exactly to say

[mszee]

Andy...lies, Andy...lies...tsk tsk tsk...

Likes to howl at the moon

[AndyK]

Was born in the USA

[mszee]

Is expecting a baby...first male to have one!

[allrevvedup]

is expecting the postman to show her his first class package

[AndyK]

Isn't laughing at his own joke :))

[mszee]

Is a runaway train

[samurai7]

fell asleep at the wheel

[mszee]

fell asleep at the wheel

I sleep every morning when I drive to work...what else is new???

Is VERY early to bed every night

[samurai7]

never goes to bed

[mszee]

Played Gran Von Krolock in high school production of Tanz

[Hypnobabe]

Went to see Michael Crawford in Phantom and spent all evening saying "Oooh, Betty!"

[samurai7]

went to London for a dirty weekend, but was told it was closed

[mszee]

You just done this thread proud...hahahahahahaha...would NEVER do THAT...

Hides Winnie the Pooh under her bed

P.S. was too slow - this was for Hypnobabe

[tinkerbell]

admits she's really too slow, but at wat the mind boogles

[SW31]

never admits to anything blames it on the dog

[tinkerbell]

looks just like my dog

[SW31]

is waiting to be fed

[Monstro]

wears a Sunderland shirt to bed

[SW31]

could of been worst it could have been a toon one


thinks newcastle will win a trophy in his lifetime

[Monstro]

thinks newcastle will win a trophy in his lifetime

Has completely forgotten the fact that we won one this season, and it's a European one not that his lot know what Europe is!!!!!!

[mszee]

Doesn't know what Europe is??? And for that matter...America, Australia, Africa, Asia...am I missing anything?

[SW31]

sorry did someone say WIN a trophy not get it given


knows how to get wound up easerly

[tinkerbell]

is expecting a miracle

[SW31]

yep fa to ban ronaldo for diving in the box


likes to give miracles

[tinkerbell]

is taking his vows to join the priesthood

[SW31]

is already a nun

[tinkerbell]

not sure which to become - nun
- monk

[SW31]

wants to become a monk

[mszee]

Will organize collection for new shorts at Wembley

[SW31]

would if they were selling them again


will be waring her bat top to wembely

[mszee]

I don't know what bat top is....

Will throw bra 48GGG at Meat

[SW31]

needs said bra for self for additional support lol

[mszee]

(and maybe I do...*stuck out tongue*)

Is bringing his miniature collie to share his bed with him at Wembley

[SW31]

wants to be that miniture collie lol

[mszee]

(Some people got more ego than a King of Siam)

Is, in fact, Chinese

[Blackkat13]

Thinks their Tinkerbell

[SW31]

thinks their not a member

[tinkerbell]

would love to winter ski in australia

[mszee]

Would love to ski on their butt

[SW31]

always skis on her but lol

[tinkerbell]

has snowboarded on her butt

[mszee]

Why is everybody picking on me???

Is a sailor...has entire butt covered in shells

[SW31]

likes to be picked on all the time

[tinkerbell]

likes men in uniform

[SW31]

women are better


doesn't like firemen

[tinkerbell]

has done the full monty out of his uniform

[mszee]

Why would I like them??? Or dislike them???

Anyway...

Will wear her best sailor outfit and hat to Wembley

[tinkerbell]

is taking this way too seriously

[SW31]

sorry but thats true did it for charity last year


likes to watch the women doing to full monty

[mszee]

HATES to see naked women

[SW31]

dislikes naked men