Person above me (alternative version).

[mszee]

Can be intimate only in the dark...with the partner wearing paper bag over the head

[SW31]

likes to ware baby doll outfits all the time

[mszee]

(maybe)

Gives Barbie a bad name

[SW31]

likes to dress as ken

[mszee]

Likes to wear flippers around the house and pretend that he is a fish

[SW31]

bob bob bob


thinks she is an alien

[mszee]

(knows she is an alien - her mother told her this all through her childhood)

Bought his children in a super store

[SW31]

hates dogs

[mszee]

Hates his children

[SW31]

oh that could go either way


loves to ice skate

[mszee]

(butt skate is more like it)

Loves to play bagpipes

[SW31]

yep badly can't get the holes right


wares nothing under her kilt

[mszee]

Wears nothing BUT the kilt

[samurai7]

Is a direct descendant of Rob Roy

[SW31]

wishes he was rob roy

[mszee]

Doesn't know the difference between Rob Roy and Roy Orbison

[Lord Kagan]

Was in the backround of the moon landing

[mszee]

IS a flag posted on the moon...

[AndyK]

Hasn't threatened to send communicable diseases through the post

[mszee]

Hey...could have been worse...

Thinks that every time people open their mouth they talk about him

[SW31]

takes a staring role in bill & ben the flowerpot men

[Monstro]

shaves his back

[SW31]

waxes his binkini line

[AndyK]

Has a varied diet of food and music

[Monstro]

wishes he'd put more thought into his screen name

[AndyK]

lol, wishes he could think at this time of night

[Monstro]

would love to have Monstro's unique view on life

[SW31]

doesn't need anymore whiskys & cokes

[Monstro]

longs for the day he's toilet trained

[mszee]

Likes to wear training underpants...just for kicks

[Monstro]

(only so I can go without going)

Doesn't spend all day posting on here

[mszee]

(said this before already...tsk tsk)

NEVER repeats himself

[Monstro]

has the same number of posts on the Westlife site

[mszee]

Has MORE posts on a fansite for Girls Gone Wild

[Monstro]

was only on this site because it came up when she googled meat

[mszee]

(And that's the truth)

Lies to her cause it's the truth

[Monstro]

Lies to her cause it's the truth

You got me there, can't figure that one out

[mszee]

Well, I will consider it my greatest achievement for the day...

Is completely and totally sober

[SW31]

likes to go fast on his bike with no engine

[Monstro]

Is scared to meet me

[mszee]

No and no and no

In any event...

Is a transgendered individual

[Monstro]

talks to fairies every night

[mszee]

talks to everybody every night cause is tired of listening to himself

[SW31]

always talks to her self

[mszee]

(yes, it's true though...this is lies thread)

Likes to read in complete darkness

[Monstro]

Walks naked through the park in the early hours

[mszee]

Always walks naked...especially at the "head" office

[Monstro]

Is intherapy coz of her "Monstro" thoughts

[mszee]

Is in therapy cause thinks he actually is a monstro

[Monstro]

wishes she'd thought of the name

[mszee]

Name for what/who/where???

Wishes he was now in coal mines...coal mining naturally...

[SW31]

wish he did't think of name

[Monstro]

has to use an alias as his real name tells all

[mszee]

Had a wedding with full reception for his cat

[SW31]

has married her dog

[mszee]

(3)

Had a wedding reception in McDonalds

[Monstro]

sits naked watching the X factor

[mszee]

Watches X-Factor when needs pron

[Monstro]

married her tv in an official ceremony

[Monstro]

but the marriage only lasts as long as the warrenty

[mszee]

Thinks that Girls Gone Wild is a children's show about teletubbies

[Monstro]

Auditioned for Girls Gone Wild but Monstro objected

[mszee]

Had his leather jacket stolen by evil Monstro

[tinkerbell]

built the pyramids

[SW31]

was there to see them get built

[mszee]

Builds pyramids out of his mashed potatoes in his backyard

[Monstro]

was there when they built the Shpinx (I know that's spelt wrong but I don't care)

[mszee]

not spelled wrong...just a typo

Can't wait for tomorrow to come

[SW31]

is not looking forward to the weekend

[Monstro]

dreams of the day he passes the traffic warden entry exam

[SW31]

failed his lolipop man road test

[Monstro]

kept licking my lollipop

[SW31]

hates candy

[Monstro]

has better things to do on a Saturday morning

[SW31]

true at work in 2 hours

hates to be at home this weekend

[Monstro]

is so pleased to be going to work today

[SW31]

wants to take chris's place at work

[Monstro]

would refuse such an offer

[SW31]

really wants to take chris's place at work

[AndyK]

Has a Phd in Macrame

[Monstro]

wishes it was Monday

[SW31]

wished he'd didn't drink all that whisky & cokes last night

[Monstro]

has been teetotal since waking up in a nuns outfit at 4am by the Angel of The North

[SW31]

shhh don't tell everyone i rember it well my head was bad for days


wished he was out on that night

[AndyK]

Hasn't seen the photo's Michael took of that night out.

[SW31]

lol

doesn't want to see the photos of that night

[mszee]

Did a striptease at RAH and there are photos to prove it

[samurai7]

still sucks her thumb

[Hypnobabe]

Also sucks Zina's thumb - he keeps it in a little box under his pillow after stealing it from the hospital's clinical waste department

[samurai7]

has thumbs half way up her arms, like a cat.

[Hypnobabe]

When he shaves his back hair, can be seen to have stripy skin like a tiger

[samurai7]

has to shave her back twice daily

[Hypnobabe]

Has rude words waxed into his once a week

[RadioMaster]

wears her pubic hair as pigtail

[Hypnobabe]

Hasn't grown any yet

[Lord Kagan]

Is a lord

[Hypnobabe]

Is a Lay-deee...

[mszee]

Has a tattoo of a tiger eating a baby on her back...

[SW31]

has no room for anymore tattoos as fuull body is coverd

[tinkerbell]

has a ladybird tattoo on his hip

[SW31]

x2 infact


has 666 on her ear

[tinkerbell]

on his ass

[SW31]

yep i am sitting on my arse thanks



has been hooked, line, & sinkerd

[tinkerbell]

sitting on which arse?

[SW31]

your other one

[tinkerbell]

cheers is going to feel a hard kick on his arse in may

[SW31]

this is a lies thread tut tut

will be buying a round at may meet up

[tinkerbell]

is unable to lie as he is a jehovah's witness

[SW31]

noooooooooooooooooooo ......but have family who are


has been a jahovah's witness for 20 years

[tinkerbell]

doesnt consume alcohol:roll:

[mszee]

Isn't a busy body...

[samurai7]

HAS no body - is just a head with attitude.

[mszee]

Yeah, well...attitude we have...

Has to make his own straw hats cause head way too big...

[Lord Kagan]

Is queen of the universe

[Monstro]

is nocturnal

[mszee]

is NOT goofy

[Monstro]

uses pillows to clean her ears

[mszee]

uses pillow to communicate with fellow aliens

[Lord Kagan]

Had a hand in writing bat 2

[mszee]

Produced Dead Ringer

[Lord Kagan]

Stared in Anything For Love video

[mszee]

Was a backup singer for The Future

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in the future

[mszee]

Is Steinman's illegitimate son

[Lord Kagan]

Is steinmans wife

[mszee]

Is Steinman's piano

[Lord Kagan]

Was once jims left foot

[mszee]

Had a wild love affair with Patti

[Lord Kagan]

Had several with Kasim

[mszee]

Is a green bean

[SW31]

is mr bean

[mszee]

Has a nice little garden in his left nostril and waters it dilligently every day...

[Blackkat13]

Is Tired

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in a garden shed

[Hypnobabe]

Has a river of green snot running from his left nostril

[mszee]

Cries a river that flows into the ocean every hour on the hour...

[AndyK]

Has crabs ... in a tank, in the kitchen.

[mszee]

Walks sideways cause wants to be a crab tribute

[AndyK]

Can't think of the word armpit, without getting all excited.

[mszee]

Does with his left foot what most men do with their right hand...

[AndyK]

lol, well you have to hold a phone somehow ;-)

Only eats cabbage soup.

[mszee]

Is really Russian secret agent...i.e. SPY

[AndyK]

Now doesn't have to be assasinated with a poisoned dart shot from an umbrella.

[mszee]

Drives rusty bucket and tells everybody it's a secret Batmobile

[AndyK]

But I do!

Really has got the hang of this game with her bleeding obvious lies about me :))

[mszee]

Is such an angel is VERY hard to come up with bleeding lies about him...

[AndyK]

So I see :p

Escaped from Guantanemo Bay.

[mszee]

Were in the same cell at Guantanemo Bay and is still there...

[AndyK]

didn't suit that orange boiler suit the way I do.

[SW31]

won't be able to come into this country in may because of crimminal record

[mszee]

Woudln't be even allowed to London because of his hairdo

[Lord Kagan]

Has an afro

[mszee]

Is bald but does do a combover with his 3 remaining hairs...

[Lord Kagan]

Is satan reincarnate

[Monstro]

really does look like his avatar

[mszee]

Doesn't look like his avatar and prays to god it stays that way...

[Lord Kagan]

Is really clint eastwood

[mszee]

Is really Clint Eastwood's wannabe...

[Lord Kagan]

Would like to be his chaps for a day

[mszee]

Doubt he wears those...

In any event...

Is a Bluebeard...

[Lord Kagan]

Wears jasons dream coat on outings with friends

[mszee]

Killed Flying Mouse and hides him in a trunk in the attic

[Lord Kagan]

Worships a 1cent coin

[mszee]

Never heard of 1 cent coin...

[RadioMaster]

wants a piece of the action

[SW31]

wants to go nowhere fast

[samurai7]

invented the world's first inflatable dart board

[Hypnobabe]

Turns so violent at the sight of needles that he has to be innoculated by blowgun

[mszee]

Rides her bike backwards...just because she can...

[samurai7]

has her head on backwards. Was born that way. Doctors are baffled.

[RadioMaster]

is actually a muppet

[samurai7]

lives in MySpace full time. Hasn't got a real-world life.

[mszee]

Has his head backwards but nobody ever notices the difference...

[SW31]

has one arm & leg 5 inches sorter than the other

[Monstro]

knows his team will win the premiership one day

[SW31]

chsib myself ..... lol

[Monstro]

Is not a cheeky sod relying on other peoples humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SW31]

can stand the heat in the kitchen

[Monstro]

has a circle of friends he bought off ebay

[SW31]

never buys of ebay

[Monstro]

is still searching for his dream job as a street gas lamp lighter

[SW31]

how true

has just got a 2nd job as a toilet cleaner

lol

[samurai7]

creams himself at the thought of such a marvellous job

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Did a gig on St Patricks's Day in a emerald green frock coat :p

[samurai7]

has a really nice green jacket :p

[Hypnobabe]

Has innundated the owner of said jacket with dozens of requests to borrow it

[Monstro]

Is the proud owner of a Honda C90 step through

[mszee]

Can't see the monitor of his puter...that's why most posts don't make sense...

[SW31]

(type of motorcycle zina)


will have done 15000 posts this week

[mszee]

(Didn't get the message above - I know Honda is motorcycle...what about it?)

Should drink a whole lot MORE...or LESS...depending...

[SW31]

need to stop can't even read properly hic hic"

is dead drunk at this very moment

[mszee]

That is correct...you're in the wrong thread and just posted off topic...MODERATORS!!!!! J/K

Pours straight vodka into his ears to achieve the buzz

[SW31]

yep of seeing it come stright out the other side

is a modarator ohhhhhhhhhh

[mszee]

WISHES with all his heart to be a moderator!!!

[RadioMaster]

is owning the rights to all of the Beatles' songs.

[mszee]

Is Bubbles...

[duke knooby]

is blowing bubbles.. (also michaels jacksons favourite song)

[mszee]

Is blowing in the wind...

[duke knooby]

is full of wind

[mszee]

Is the most outgoing person I've ever known!!!

(There...chew on THIS)

[duke knooby]

cheers, you know it makes sense

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Originally did the voice of Megatron in Transformers.

[duke knooby]

(acutally i was tigra in thundercats)

originally performed george in rainbow

[mszee]

Killed Anna Nicole Smith

[RadioMaster]

was tink in one of the many peter pan movies

[mszee]

Rode Peter Pan while he was flying...

[duke knooby]

that statement conjurs up bad images in my mind

[mszee]

Is a person with BAD imagination

[duke knooby]

loves talking to me

[mszee]

:crossed eyes and stuck tongue:

Resides in a doghouse...PERMANENTLY

[SW31]

her house is named the doghouse

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Lives in a lighthouse in the middle of Birmingham.

[SW31]

lives nextdoor in an old boot

[mszee]

Is mother Hubbard

[Hypnobabe]

Has been completely sober for months

[mszee]

Drinks only mayo...

[RadioMaster]

Is nothing but a creature longing for the things she cant have...

[mszee]

How true...

Looks more like Meat Loaf than Meat Loaf

[bonsi]

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!

[mszee]

To figure out what thread is about go to the very first post of the thread...then you will know what thread is about...this is not a very nice thread so to speak

[bonsi]

won't bother with this then!

[mszee]

Good for you! Cheers!

[samurai7]

fell out of a tree and killed a passer-by.

[RadioMaster]

is actually a flying-spaghetti-monster

[Hypnobabe]

Boiled Son of Meat Loaf in salted water for this very reason

[RadioMaster]

drinks the blood of virgins, cause she think that'll make her stay forever young

[Hypnobabe]

Has formaldehyde running through his veins instead of blood

[mszee]

Is drunk even when sober

[RadioMaster]

grabs me from behind and pulls me back...no...wait...this is not the lyrics thread? ah, anyway

[mszee]

Is the only successful ML tribute in Germany

[RadioMaster]

is the only Monica Lewinsky tribute in the states

[mszee]

IS Monica Lewinsky's blue dress...

[RadioMaster]

lol, good one!

is Kenneth Starr

[mszee]

Is a Redneck and is married to his sister

[samurai7]

has six fingers and toes on each hand and foot respectively.

[mszee]

(how in the world did you know THAT???)

Is terrified of the person above

[RadioMaster]

if terrified of everything, especially hampsters

[mszee]

Is scared of his own shadow

[tinkerbell]

is a basket case:cool:

[mszee]

No kidding...

Is a Bengal tiger...

[RadioMaster]

got a gun

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Joined the Swiss army with the sole intention of getting a free multi functional knife.

[RadioMaster]

is a totally sane, mature grown-up man :p

[mszee]

Is a Playboy Bunny...

[SW31]

is a road hog

[Lord Kagan]

Is on the moon right now

[Monstro]

Has watched the video for COM over a hundred times now

[Hypnobabe]

Likes to wear thermal socks in bed, and NOTHING ELSE... :shock:

[Monstro]

(You've been peeking)

Has swapped the bike for a battery powered car

[Hypnobabe]

Has a top walking speed of 25 miles per hour