Person above me (alternative version).

[Monstro]

What's walking????

Prefers nylon or polyester to leather

[Hypnobabe]

Has fluffy cat ears on his lid

[Monstro]

Has ordered air conditioning as an optional extra on the CBR

[Hypnobabe]

Transports Marvin in the underseat storage

[SW31]

perfers to be a pillion on a bike

[Monstro]

repeatedly gets asked for his autograph due to his resemblance to Gonzo

[SW31]

well it's better than being mistaken for miss piggy

[Monstro]

never falls asleep early

[SamCat]

Is going to wake up fresh as a daisy!!

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in my cupboard

[Hypnobabe]

Is the mouse that got into my pile of Easter Eggs and ate one.... grrr...

[Monstro]

carries a loaded gun when her chocolate is threatened

[bonsi]

kill the B-----D! it won't get my EGG!

[Lord Kagan]

Wont go out until 7pm

[samurai7]

smokes 120 cigarettes a day

[Monstro]

Hangs by his toes to make his hair grow

[mszee]

Hangs upside down cause fancies himself a bat

[RadioMaster]

claims to be a human being

[mszee]

Just came back from his finest performance of Count Von Krolok

[Hypnobabe]

Is Andrew Lloyd Webber's second cousin twice removed...

[mszee]

Was rejected for musical Cats - doesn't look enough like a cat...:(

[RadioMaster]

was the reason for ALW's and Sarah Brightman's divorce

[SW31]

was camillas secret fella before charles

[mszee]

Secretly wishes to be boring and dowdy Camilla

[RadioMaster]

works secretly on her plan to assassinate Fidel Castro

[SW31]

is fidel castro's love child

[mszee]

Looks like Fidel, acts like Fidel...IS a Fidel!!!

[SW31]

wants to be with fidel

[mszee]

Wants to have 10 more kids...

[SW31]

has already got 10 kids

[mszee]

Is Sweeney Todd

[SW31]

was one of the chips motorcycle cops

[mszee]

Had plastic surgery ala Michael Jackson

[SW31]

tut tut


is the only invisable women

[mszee]

Is a VERY visible woman...

[SW31]

is in a size 6 dress

[mszee]

(How did you know I am a size 6???? :shock:)

Is wearing a wig

[Hypnobabe]

Shaves her body hair to be made into designer wigs

[SW31]

likes to wear a dress while pulling wheelies on her cbr

[RadioMaster]

is the only officially assigned loo tester of the queen

[mszee]

Will come to Wembley wearing red frilly shirt and nothing else...

[Hypnobabe]

Will only be wearing the rest of RJ's outfit

[mszee]

Will park her bike in her room

[RadioMaster]

is the person in the plane who tries to be absolutely funny: After they're landed she stands up and does the Eminem to the other passengers "Please stand up! please stand up!"

(took me quite a few seconds to create this pile of bollocks :)))

[mszee]

And b*llocks it is...

Is Eminem's long lost brother...the one which is in a frilly shirt, of course...

[Hypnobabe]

Wrote all the lyrics to Eminem's best known songs

[mszee]

Wears MC Hammer's pants

[Hypnobabe]

Isn't wearing any pants (in the English sense, that is, i.e. going commando)

[mszee]

I don't get any English sense frankly because I don't think any of you make any sense...

Rides tricycle and tells everybody it's her new motorcycle...

[Hypnobabe]

doesn't know that we all make things up randomly and tell her it's an obscure English meaning of something

[mszee]

I am getting an idea about THAT...:lmao:

Sends her American friend PMs explaining stuff she didn't understand WRONG...

[Hypnobabe]

Believes them!!!!

[mszee]

That actually is the truth, my friend...

Plans to wear medieval knight suit to Wembley...will need a few people to drag her around with them...

[samurai7]

Will be riding into town on a white steed

[mszee]

Will be riding into town on a blind donkey sitting backwards...

[RadioMaster]

neutered that donkey by yodeling at it

[mszee]

Played main part in Sound of Music

[RadioMaster]

went back in time, to London 1888, killed several prostitutes in Whitechapel, went down in history as of the most famous killers of all time, went back, and all that just to see Johnny Depp in another movie.

[mszee]

Is Johnny Depp wannabe!!!

[samurai7]

has an aversion to the letter 'Q'

[mszee]

Is wearing a big puffy wig!

[Lord Kagan]

Shot JR

[mszee]

Filmed Dallas on location

[RadioMaster]

produced bat3

[duke knooby]

could have been a worse producer for bat 3

[mszee]

Is the most normal man I've ever seen

[duke knooby]

(thats true though... your meant to lie in this one kid)

[mszee]

(thats true though... your meant to lie in this one kid)

I did...;)

[duke knooby]

fave song on chsib 2 is cry over me

[mszee]

CHSIB is his favorite album and it's the ONLY thing he will EVER listen to...

(that's your definition of hell, eh?)

[duke knooby]

nah, chsib is a good album, like chsib 2

[mszee]

Is waiting for CHSIB 3...

[Hypnobabe]

Is taking over from Judge Judy

[mszee]

Has spent the last 20 years in Lebanese Jail

[Hypnobabe]

Was my jailer

[mszee]

Was Raquel Welsh in her previous life

[Lord Kagan]

Is the Mummy the films were modeled on

[mszee]

Doesn't have any arms...types with his eyelashes

[Lord Kagan]

Has 20 large elephants typing for her

[mszee]

That, my friend, is physical impossibility...

In any event...doesn't know who Jim Steinman is

[Lord Kagan]

Thinks Jim Steinman was Meat Loafs first car

[mszee]

Thinks Meat Loaf is breakfast food

[Lord Kagan]

Listens to Breakfast Food on the radio

[RadioMaster]

Listens to nothing but the breakfast club LP

[mszee]

Thinks CD is a frisbee

[RadioMaster]

thinks CD stands for change of dresses

[SW31]

has cds hung up in car as airfreshners

[mszee]

Didn't show up for a date with CC

[SW31]

is really cc in disgiuse

[mszee]

(I wish and you wish...hahahahahahahaaha)

Looks more like Meat Loaf than Meat Loaf

[RadioMaster]

thinks meatloaf is something to eat

[mszee]

Has an extensive collection of red hankies

[Hypnobabe]

Fashions her underwear from said collection

[mszee]

Had a date with Meat Loaf but stood him up to spite herself.

[SW31]

missed may meet up because of missing date with meat

[Monstro]

says that thongs make him itch

[Hypnobabe]

Was the one who filled them full of itching powder

[RadioMaster]

is a midget

[mszee]

Is a giant hanging to a beanstalk...

[RadioMaster]

is the one, whooooo'll stop the rain :))

[mszee]

Is gonna fly to London on his broom

[RadioMaster]

is flying to london in her chity-chity-bang-bang

[SW31]

is terrified to come to london in may

[duke knooby]

is actually monstro, when wearing THE jacket

[SW31]

will be a triplet when he meets up with monstro & sw31 with said jackets

[duke knooby]

will be a muppet if he doesn't wear a green jacket

[SW31]

has had a green jacket specialy made

[duke knooby]

wants to hear man and a woman sung live in may

[SW31]

will sing man & a women live on the kariokie in may

[mszee]

Has nothing to do but post nonsense

[AndyK]

Has nothing to do but read it all.

[mszee]

Has uncanny ability to pop up out of nowhere

[SW31]

is the new queen of chat

[Lord Kagan]

Smells of tuna

[mszee]

IS a yellowfin tuna

[SW31]

is a postwhoring fish

[mszee]

Is a clown fish

[RadioMaster]

Is trying to lay down the rules, but I was born to refuse :))

[mszee]

Likes to wear a beret

[RadioMaster]

likes to wear a beard :))

[mszee]

Grows beard on his forehead...:lmao:

[RadioMaster]

got vampire fangs surgically applied to her teeth

[mszee]

Applied to vampire school but was rejected on account of absense of all the teeth

[Lord Kagan]

Got fired from her last job because she ate her boss' wife

[mszee]

Was his bosses wife...was fired when boss found out that he isn't actually a girl but just pretends to be...

[Lord Kagan]

thought the YMCA was full of indian police men and construction workers

[mszee]

Frequents gay clubs trying to pick up chicks.

[Lord Kagan]

Frequents chicks trying to pick up gay clubs

[mszee]

Learned to post on forums from his pet parrot

[Lord Kagan]

Was davy jones parrot

[mszee]

Has a 10 year old girlfriend

[Lord Kagan]

Has 10 girlfriends each month

[mszee]

(I should be so lucky)

Like to practice boxing on himself

[RadioMaster]

is in love with the TV

[Lord Kagan]

Still believes little people live in the TV

[mszee]

Makes toast with his TV

[RadioMaster]

watches tv with her toaster

[mszee]

watches tv with her toaster

Toasts his mittens before putting them on...

[Lord Kagan]

Toasts kittens as an appitiser

[mszee]

Spells absolutely PERFECTLY

[Lord Kagan]

Is the best thing since sliced bread

[mszee]

As a matter of fact, many people do think so...

Is Knooby's drinking buddy

[Lord Kagan]

Is a recovering addict from tic tacs

[RadioMaster]

makes love in an elevator.....or to the elevator....?

[Monstro]

Makes love to himself in an elevator

[RadioMaster]

makes love to the cat in the elevator

[AndyK]

was rejected by the cat

[RadioMaster]

makes love to the do....nah, that's too easy.....

Certainly wont take any money from any German people he'll ever meet anywhere...

[AndyK]

Has a very poor grasp of the English language

[SW31]

is an english teacher

[duke knooby]

Frequents gay clubs trying to pick up chicks.

i did that quite recently lol

[samurai7]

can fit sixty hard-boiled eggs in his mouth, and still drink a glass of wine.

[mszee]

Won championship of speed eating frankfurters

[mszee]

i did that quite recently lol

:shock: :silence:

[RadioMaster]

wont do that

[mszee]

Won't do anything at all for love!

[SW31]

needs (that)

[mszee]

Is Navy Seal

[RadioMaster]

was the inspiration for Alice Coopers poison

[mszee]

Looks EXACTLY like Alice Cooper

[RadioMaster]

wants to be a flame and reduce to ashes, but has never burned

[mszee]

Dreams of being Joan D'Arc in his next life

[Monstro]

plants camera's disguised as rocks for MI5

[mszee]

Plants rocks in his garden

[duke knooby]

has yet to post in off topic

[Monstro]

suffers from Mad Cow Disease

[RadioMaster]

suffers from somwthing I dont wanna talk about....

[Lord Kagan]

Doesnt owe me money

[mszee]

Doesn't exist

[SW31]

will be bringing 20 suitcases with her to london

[mszee]

(close enough)

Will bring his pet monkey to Wembley

[RadioMaster]

will bring 20 suitcases AND a pet monkey to wembley

(that actually gives me the idea for a nice little game....--> working on thread...)

[mszee]

Is a beached whale

[SW31]

wanted to be a fitness instructer

[mszee]

Will be a pilot on the airplane I am flying on to England

[SW31]

will show zina cockpit of said plane

[Hypnobabe]

will be cycling to Wembley on a Raleigh Chopper

[SW31]

actully it will be a griffter


will be support rider for cycle ride

[Hypnobabe]

Will drink 15 litres of water on said cycle ride

[SW31]

will supply the beer after said cycle ride

[Hypnobabe]

Can only drink been from thimbles, and then only one a week

[mszee]

Likes champagne bath

[Lord Kagan]

Is a bad person

[mszee]

Is a horrid person

[Lord Kagan]

Would like to kill meat loaf

[mszee]

Would like to eat Meat Loaf alive

[SW31]

will try & buy london bridge

[mszee]

Bought Brooklyn Bridge at a great discount

[duke knooby]

is the cause of most earthquakes

[mszee]

Breaks hearts for no particular reason

[Hypnobabe]

Ran into the back of my car this morning, giving me whiplash

[Lord Kagan]

Knows how to fly

[duke knooby]

is rarely high as a kite

[Monstro]

is going to 7 of the gigs

[duke knooby]

is a T total, whisky hating person

[Monstro]

never hits below the belt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

has no sense of humour

[Monstro]

used sat nav to find the Montana

[duke knooby]

(aye and a few blue lights) was an acomplice in the post office raid to help pay for his ebay addiction

[Lord Kagan]

Lives with cows

[RadioMaster]

is the retarded offspring of five fish having sex with a monkey-squirrel....or similar

[Lord Kagan]

Copied from hayley tut tut

Is a man

[duke knooby]

is a looser in the arcade

[SW31]

was never a number

[mszee]

Is extremely skinny and malnourished...

[duke knooby]

is using a broomstick to fly to the uk

[samurai7]

will steal said broomstick and sell on ebay

[mszee]

Will buy it and pay triple for it on e-bay

[SW31]

will use spare to fly to london

[mszee]

Will arrive riding a Minotaur

[SW31]

will be sleeping in her couldren

[mszee]

Will be cooking in her cauldron

[SW31]

true i need a bath lol


was a crazed axe women in a former(this) life

[mszee]

Is a modern day Jack the Ripper

[Blackkat13]

Got voted out on Survior

[Lord Kagan]

Was flying a spaceship yesterday

[mszee]

Is RJ's better half

[Lord Kagan]

Meant that comment whole heartedly

[mszee]

Will write his finals with crayons

[Lord Kagan]

Will be marking my papers

[mszee]

Will go to study to be a carpenter

[Lord Kagan]

Could be a good backup.. If my grades for uni dont work out :p

Has mastered all trades

[mszee]

Is Jack in a box

[Lord Kagan]

Made the alternate universe

[mszee]

Is the greatest speller in the world

[Lord Kagan]

Was once the champion of the roman gladatorial ring

[duke knooby]

actually does look like cartman

[Lord Kagan]

Killed kenny a few times

[SW31]

is kenny in disgiuse

[Lord Kagan]

Was at the alamo

[mszee]

Is St. Carl

[Lord Kagan]

WAs in the Trojan horse

[mszee]

Was in the Trojan condom

[Lord Kagan]

:lmao: no comment

Invented the condom

[duke knooby]

doesnt know what a condom is

[SW31]

wears condoms on his head

[duke knooby]

and why not??

is ashamed of middlesborough

[SW31]

hates ireland with a passion

[tinkerbell]

is going to stay seated on Sunday night.......

[SW31]

is Fcuk

is comming on sunday night for support

[Lord Kagan]

Lives on the moon

[tinkerbell]

does a moon quite regularly:shock:

[SW31]

theres no need to tell everyone of your saturday night goings on

[tinkerbell]

lol

has a mysterious rendezvous on a saturday night

[SW31]

could be true?????????????


will be staying in on friday night

[tinkerbell]

Eh! no

will wear a wig and other items which I can't mention......on Friday night

[SW31]

you asking


will be wearing a tutu at wembely

[tinkerbell]

currently being worn by Chris ^^^^^^^^^^

[SW31]

yep it is a little tight lol

will be wearing her meat loaf pants aswell & no chris won't be wearing them?

[tinkerbell]

You said Meatloaf and pants in the same sentence..

Is slagging off the most passionate singer on the planet, tut tut