Person above me (alternative version).

[SW31]

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[tinkerbell]

Has no sense of humour

[SW31]

will find out on wendsday

[tinkerbell]

not sure where he's going on Wednesday.....

[SW31]

will be glad to see us all leave on saturday

[Lord Kagan]

Wrote the Promised Land

[SW31]

was the first person to write the bible

[Lord Kagan]

Was in the garden of Eden

[SW31]

played the part of eve

[SW31]

dose;nt know when to stop postwhoring

[Siobhan]

is talking to himself...

[SW31]

has gone off the plot

[Battybarb]

has landed on the moon :nuts:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/resurrection.jpg

[angelica]

has turned to religion??????????!!!!!!!!

[belladonna-took]

is worried

[mszee]

Has been here forever

[angelica]

thinks Brits are mad!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Once beat George Formby in a Banjo'off.

[mszee]

thinks Brits are mad!

Hey...this is an alternative version...supposed to be NOT true...

[angelica]

Hey...this is an alternative version...supposed to be NOT true...

I stand corrected Zina! Whoops! ;)

[mszee]

Is the bride of Frankenstein (I hope Chris isn't home)

[SW31]

now now zina
knows when its time to quit drinking

[Battybarb]

is an attractive woman

[SW31]

was once a male

[Battybarb]

is an ugly duckling

[SW31]

is one of the most sexyest women in the world
(i hope this is the right thread for this one)

[Battybarb]

plays football for England

[angelica]

rides a Harley Davidson in her swimming costume!

[Battybarb]

won the grand national on red rum

[angelica]

played Hopscotch with the pope!

[Battybarb]

climbed the statue of liberty

[SW31]

likes to spend her lotto money on playgirl mags

[Battybarb]

won the lotto & spent all the winnings on Bay City Rollers records

[SW31]

shhh whats wrong with the bay city rollers

[mszee]

Was Lawrence Olivier understudy in Hamlet.

[SW31]

was lead dancer in swan lake

[mszee]

Wrote Swan Lake

[Battybarb]

Swam the English Channel

[SW31]

was the inventor of the internet

[Battybarb]

Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

[angelica]

tightrope walked across a volcanoe!

[Blackkat13]

likes to skip everywhere she goes.

[Battybarb]

was a lion tamer

[SW31]

Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

shh your not supose to mention that


was a pole dancer

[Lord Kagan]

shot napolean

[Battybarb]

shh your not supose to mention that


was a pole dancer

(still am but dont tell anyone lol)


acted with Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

[MeatGrl1]

Likes a night on the tiles

[Battybarb]

Danced in Hairspray

[angelica]

is a backing singer for Meat in her spare time!

[mszee]

is a rocket scientist

[AndyK]

doesn't like pork luncheon meat.

[mszee]

confuses himself with person above him

[AndyK]

confuses everyone but herself

[mszee]

person above is wrong - confuses herself MORE than anybody else...oh wait...this is ALTERNATIVE version...

Person above has no say on this site whatsoever...yeah!!!

[angelica]

person above is Mary Poppins in disguise!

[mszee]

Ate Mary Poppins for breakfast

[angelica]

Burp!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!!

bungee jumps every day!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Also Bungee jumps every day, but uses George Formby's entrails as the bungee rope :shock:

[SW31]

has no clue how a george formby works

[mszee]

Is a cute little girl

[SW31]

was once a fashon designer

[angelica]

Is a world famous ballet dancer!

[Battybarb]

is a world champion speedway rider

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Once entertained the troops in The Falklands with her award winning break dancing tour :shock:

[Battybarb]

is covered from head to foot with tattoos

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Swapped the tatoo artists ink for invisable ink so you can only see my tatoos under ultra violet light :shock:

[Battybarb]

has just bought a lorry load of scorpions

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has got no idea at all who those scorpions are getting poured over :devil:

[samurai7]

is the best ML tribute in the country

[Battybarb]

has just swam the english channel

[samurai7]

was the one who smeared all the goosefat on my body to stop me freezing in the water

[The Flying Mouse]

is the best ML tribute in the country


:twisted:Tribute? Best?

Oh god, you're not turning into Dean are you? :doh:

There is only room for one "who's the best?" obsessed tribute.
And even THAT is one too many :? .


Anyway..............

TPA collects tupperwear :shock:

[Battybarb]

was the one who smeared all the goosefat on my body to stop me freezing in the water

you wished lol


has just won the lotto and has bought an island in the middle of nowhere

[samurai7]

you wished lol


has just won the lotto and has bought an island in the middle of nowhere

I thought these were supposed to be lies? :p

Is married to Prince Edward.

[Battybarb]

now i wished lol

stared in the movie Rambo

[SW31]

will win the fa cup

[samurai7]

was born in Wales

[Battybarb]

will be crowned the next king

[MeatGrl1]

Will make the worst pies in London :lol:

[Battybarb]

will fight Hulk Hogan in Madison Square Garden

[MeatGrl1]

Will become a star overnight

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Did some real good sh!t in primary school apparently :shock:

[Battybarb]

will win the next miss world

[MeatGrl1]

:shock: :lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owns a green jacket...

[Battybarb]

will climb mount everest

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Learnt ancient ninjitsu fighting meathods to help her peel spuds faster :shock:

[Battybarb]

will go diamond minning in Oz

[sexyeyes_jo]

will duet with meat sining paradise together

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is the worlds most leathal woman with a boomarang :shock:

[Battybarb]

will star in the lead role of the film "striptease"

[sexyeyes_jo]

will kiss brad pitt

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Will buy 5000 copies of the film "striptease" starring ME :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes wearing women's clothes

[Battybarb]

is a yeti

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sort of likes me wearing womens clothes :bleh:

*aimed at Jo*

[Battybarb]

:twisted: Sort of likes me wearing womens clothes :bleh:

*aimed at Jo*

i should hope so son in law of mine

[Battybarb]

will go deep sea diving in his jimjams tomorrow

[angelica]

is a fire eater!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was part of the original A Team.

[angelica]

:twisted: Was part of the original A Team.

LOL :lol:

Has walked to the North Pole and back!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hand made the tennis rackets I walked on :up:

[Battybarb]

has got lead role in "sound of music"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Got me the part.

As the singing GOAT :wtf:

[Battybarb]

is a very good singing goat lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes taping dancing

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a bloody good agent.

She got me 5% more grass to chew that what they were offering me to play the phantom of the opera 8)

[Battybarb]

is a pro ice skater

[angelica]

is a brilliant trapeze artiste!

[sexyeyes_jo]

can water ski on one leg

[Battybarb]

is going today to climb up Nelsons Column

[angelica]

loves sky diving!

[Battybarb]

Is a world class ice dancer

[angelica]

is a chess champion!

[Battybarb]

is a world class conker fighter

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Kicked Chuck Norris' ass 8)

[Battybarb]

Went to Spain in a hot air balloon

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is married to the hot air balloon :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Shame it dont burst lol

likes to wear red frilly knickers

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You can tell this is the alternative version, because I usually prefare peach :yep:



Is Canadian canoe champ.

[MeatGrl1]

Was part of the Olympics :shock: !

[Battybarb]

Has been on a date with Donald Duck

[MeatGrl1]

Has gone to Neverland

[Battybarb]

Is a pilot of a jumbo jet

[sexyeyes_jo]

is good singer

[Battybarb]

very funny,ha ha

has just been to orlando with minnie mouse

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a Leiutenant Colonel in a South African militia :shock:

[angelica]

Can ski like a profesional!

[sexyeyes_jo]

can dance like madonna

[angelica]

can juggle several items while standing on a tightrope!

[Battybarb]

Has stared in a movie with Sean Bean

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is secretly lined up to play the next Bond :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

is a stripper

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a bus driver.

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes womens bra's

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Likes doc Martin boots.

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes pole dancing

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Likes POLES dancing :wtf:

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Why do they look like Harry Enfield's "Scoucers"? :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i didn't mean that pole dancing lol :roll:

is a professional ice skater

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Freezes fish for a living.

She's a professional Skate icer :wtf:

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes swimming with great white sharks

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Scared the holy crap out of the great white sharks when she jumps in the water with them :p

[sexyeyes_jo]

oi you cheeky sod that was meant for you :raspberry:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: Scared the holy crap out of the great white sharks when she jumps in the water with them :p

can see dead people

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: MAKES dead people :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

fancy's a cartoon rabbits wife

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thought the cartoon rabbit was a fine and talented Shakesperian actor who deserved several Oscars but was never appreciated enough by the film industry :nuts:

[Battybarb]

Thought this was the thread where we lied lol


Is going to climb up the Liverpool radio tower today

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Had her turn to climb it yesterday :lol:

[Battybarb]

is going to meet mrs Jessica Rabbit today

[sexyeyes_jo]

is going to meet mrs Jessica Rabbit today

he wishes lol

can do the moonwalk

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Did the moon walk on the MOON :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

can dance like patrick swayze

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has forgot this is the ALTERNATIVE version :wink:

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol nope i know this the alterative version

can ski one legged

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is the only person to ever roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.


BTW, I can only ski on both legs :mrgreen:

[angelica]

is a professional boxer!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: KO'd Mike Tyson in the 2nd.

[Battybarb]

wears a grass skirt

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Killed Kenny :bleh:

[Battybarb]

is homer simpsons brother

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a para instructor to the SAS.

[Battybarb]

is a top class stunt man

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught me everything I know about allunium siding :yep:

[sexyeyes_jo]

starred in the film titanic

[Battybarb]

Starred with Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Wrote Unchined Melody :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

starred in ghost

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Made my acting a lot more realistic by killing me.

[Battybarb]

Is going to run the london marathon next month

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is in the next series of Doctor Who :mrgreen:

[angelica]

plays the harp very well!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is going to have the last word :p

[Battybarb]

Is going to be the next english astronaut

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is going to light the fuse on the rocket.

[sexyeyes_jo]

looks good in stockings

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Looks great in gardening gloves :eyebrows:

[angelica]

owns a ferrari ... a porsche ... and a supersonic jet!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Borrowed my porche, drove it out of my supersonic jet at 5000 ft, and landed on my ferrari :angry:

[Battybarb]

is dame edna everage

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is Madge :mrgreen:

[angelica]

is a very good pilot! (that was meant for Barb!) Posting too fast!!!!

[Battybarb]

is going for a ride in a hot air balloon tomorrow

[sexyeyes_jo]

is gonna meet patrick swayze tomorrow

[Battybarb]

is going in a spaceship next week

[sexyeyes_jo]

is moving to paradise next week

[Battybarb]

Boy do i wish this was not the thread for lies


is coming with me

[angelica]

will travel by luxury liner!

[Battybarb]

Will fly to the moon next week

[sexyeyes_jo]

will be having another baby

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Tames lions.

[Battybarb]

is a ringmaster

[Battybarb]

will be having another baby


thank god this is the fibbing thread
:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Guest hosted Dancing On Ice last week.

[Battybarb]

won dancing on ice

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Rigged the decission for me :bleh:

[Battybarb]

starred in Randall and Hopkirk

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Played Randall.

[Battybarb]

saw a ghost last night

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: MADE a ghost last night :lmao:

[sexyeyes_jo]

likes to wear a pink tutu

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Let's me borrow her's :bleh:

[angelica]

is an intrepid explorer

[sexyeyes_jo]

starred in buffy the vampire slayer

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sued Buffy for being too much like her real life.

[sexyeyes_jo]

played the next doctor in doctor who

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Played a sexy she-dalek.


Hey Jo, you wanna do some role play? :bleh:

[Battybarb]

will star as Meat Loaf in a musical

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Has read my script for the Meat Loaf musical :lol:


I'll let you have a look one of these daya :wink: :lol:

[Battybarb]

Cant wait
still wanna be manager,dont forget lol


Has appeared in rainbow with zippy

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Killed Bungle with a frozen leg of lamb :yikes:

[Battybarb]

wish this was the truth thread


was jn the wizard of oz

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thought I looked damn fine in those Ruby Slippers :shock:

[Battybarb]

met a witch in the wizard of oz

((slippers looked great on you))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was the witch.

You know this is the alternative thread because my mummy in law is really METAL 8)

[Battybarb]

thankyou



will go snowboarding later

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught me how to snow board.

[Battybarb]

showed me how to bungee jump

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Won the world karaoke contest in Finland.

[Battybarb]

Has a part in the new James Bond movie

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Owns the stuffed remains of the original Blofeld's cat :shock:

[Battybarb]

played the man with the golden gun

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is a dark lord of the sith :yikes:

[Battybarb]

is a cyberman in disguise

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Shouldn't spread that info round too much :bleh:

[Battybarb]

was Meat Loaf"s understudy in 51st state

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Invented the Dalek.

[Battybarb]

has been in the tardis

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Used the tardis to back in time and grab a dodo because Steve fancied something different for tea.

[Battybarb]

sent steve away in the tardis

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Had a street party to see the fat git off.

The party is still going to this day.

[Battybarb]

is going water sking later

(( gonna log off,back later xx))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is logging off because she has an assignment to assasinate the head of state of Lithuania :bleh:

[Battybarb]

is a hitman in disguise

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Invented the Mars ice cream.

[Battybarb]

makes mars bars

[angelica]

owns a chocolate factory

[Battybarb]

((wished,,lovely...))


has jumped out of a plane with Sean Bean

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was the pilot of the plane.

[sexyeyes_jo]

made out with jessica rabbit

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught Michael Jackson to Moonwalk.

[sexyeyes_jo]

taught shawn michaels how to wrestle

[angelica]

is commander of a space shuttle

[sexyeyes_jo]

starred with sean bean in a film

[angelica]

I wish .. I really do LOL!

arm wrestled Shawn Michaels ... and won!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Knows where Wally/Waldo is.

[Battybarb]

Is really Hulk Hogan

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is really Clubber Lang.

[Battybarb]

stared in the film Ben Hur

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was the director.


Steve was the cast of thousands.