Person above me (alternative version).

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Exactly like the other version, except for the fact that the things you post should be outrageous lies :mrgreen:

Just nothing too offensive :wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The person above me can ask for a bacon buttie in 923453260 differnt languages, including 45 dialects of Chinese.

[RadioMaster]

the person above me is from Japan.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The person above has the largest collection of fluffy bunny slippers in the world :shock:

[Monstro]

The person above me looks great in green

[RadioMaster]

the person above me is a woman

[Monstro]

the person above is a man

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The person abouve was involved in a bizare plot to bungee jump into cuba from a hot air balloon to steal Fidel Castros shoes :wtf:

[duke knooby]

person above has a beautiful green jacket

[JanT]

The person above me absolutely adores mice and wouldn't dream of hurting one.

[Lord Kagan]

The person above me is male

[mszee]

The person above me reached his retirement age

[Lord Kagan]

Is not going to Wembley

[mszee]

Bought the entire Wembley stadium last Tuesday

[RadioMaster]

Isnt living in no asylum :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was the man behind the grassy knoll :shock:

[Monstro]

wearing his jacket was the grassy knoll

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Does not have a bizare compultion to keep mentioning that jacket in this thread :roll:

[mszee]

Bought an elephant from E-Bay

[AndyK]

Was that elephant

[mszee]

Is extremely short in stature

[Lord Kagan]

Has 3 arms

[mszee]

Is an alien

[SW31]

is from the uk

[Lord Kagan]

Is not as smart as George Bush

[SW31]

is from canada

[Monstro]

speaks in an american accent

[mszee]

Can't speak at all

[SW31]

loves middlesbrough f.c & will be supporting them on saturday when we are in his home town


for the person above the person above me

[Lord Kagan]

Loves Sheep

[SW31]

(shhh it's suppose to be quiet)LOL


is a native yorkshire man

[RadioMaster]

is olympic squaredance gold medal winner

[duke knooby]

has a girlfriend called nora

[Monstro]

wants a girlfriend called Nora

[duke knooby]

wants a slower motor bike

[SW31]

needs a motorbike

[mszee]

Was NEVER on the motorbike

[SW31]

is going to usa

[mszee]

Is at work right now working hard

[SW31]

how did you know


is not going on a journey in may

[mszee]

Is going to sing duet with Meat

[SW31]

yep thats true with 20.000 other fans

will be getting up to sing at the after show party

[Monstro]

wishes he'd been born just a few miles north

[mszee]

is a cat...here kitty kitty...here kitty...

[Hypnobabe]

Has a secret double life as Her Majesty, The Queen of England

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: On a regular basis shows her appreciation for Wotsits through the medium of dance.

[Ageing Bat]

Is a world champion belly dancer

[Hypnobabe]

Regularly makes superior quality Persian-style carpets from her belly button fluff

[mszee]

Is a sex therapist

[Ageing Bat]

Is in need of a sex therapist :wink: :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Taught her sex therapist a thing or two :mrgreen:

:lol:

[mszee]

Is a lovely Swiss maid

[RadioMaster]

Is a lovely swiss maid

[mszee]

Is a milkman

[Ageing Bat]

Is sane :nuts: :devil:

[mszee]

Looks like Harrison Ford...

[Hypnobabe]

Taught Harrison Ford his carpentry skills

[mszee]

Hates wearing boots

[Hypnobabe]

Is only 2'6" when you meet her in person

[mszee]

Has a handlebar moustache

[RadioMaster]

wrote all the songs for the album Bat OUt Of Hell

[mszee]

Resides permanently in a garbage can

[RadioMaster]

Is looking like a giant bat :shock:

[Hypnobabe]

Is completely made of reformed chicken

[mszee]

IS a reformed chicken (whatever it is)

[Lord Kagan]

Is a lemon

[mszee]

Needs hearing aid

[Lord Kagan]

Uses a zimmer frame

[mszee]

Eats raw beef

[Lord Kagan]

Lives with a leprachaun

[mszee]

IS a leprachaun himself...minus pot of gold, of course...

[Lord Kagan]

Has hair down to her knees

[mszee]

Has no hair at all

[Lord Kagan]

Has the personality of a shoe

[duke knooby]

doesnt drink alcohol

[Lord Kagan]

will be as sober as the pope tonight

[duke knooby]

is really rj

[mszee]

Is a Little Red Riding Hood

[Lord Kagan]

Has mental issues

[RadioMaster]

does not wax his legs

[Lord Kagan]

Is good looking

[mszee]

IS Cartman and lives in Colorado

[Lord Kagan]

Is batman and lives in gotham

[RadioMaster]

Is gotham and lives in batman

[Lord Kagan]

Is a genius, Is so smart he makes me look dumb

[SW31]

is not going to see meat on tour

[tinkerbell]

is going to every meatloaf gig in the uk

[SW31]

(almost)
is going to all wembely concerts

[Hypnobabe]

Can make a supercar from a bicycle inner tube, an empty margarine tub and a roll of sticky-back plastic

[mszee]

Is a brain surgeon

[Lord Kagan]

Was an extra in LOTR

[allrevvedup]

was an audience member for the Oprah Winfrey Show

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is Chris's get fit trainer :lol:

[Hypnobabe]

Is Chris

[mszee]

Isn't having any wedding anniversary today...

[Hypnobabe]

Will be getting a piece of my celebratory Wedding anniversary cake in tomorrow morning's post

[mszee]

Likes to taunt people with her desserts

[Hypnobabe]

Likes to taunt people with her desserts

I thought this was the one where you lied? :lmao:

Has a pet tiger who sleeps at the bottom of her bed.

[mszee]

True...completely forgot I am supposed to lie...

Has 3 chests (ummm...how do you say THAT politely??? Bwahahahahaaha)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Once made a hot air balloon out of used lottery tickets and spit.

[mszee]

Sells land in Florida

[Hypnobabe]

Owns Florida

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Owns Bognor.

[Lord Kagan]

Is a better postwhore that me in SB

[Hypnobabe]

Has spent the whole day studying hard, including lunchtime

[mszee]

Ate one of her patients...

[Hypnobabe]

Ate the rest of them

[mszee]

Is, in fact, Hannibal Lechter???

[Hypnobabe]

Is telling big fat porky pies about being Ukrainian, and in fact comes from Brighton

[mszee]

Is really terrified of meeting the person above

P.S. You're not THAT wrong...the biggest Russian/Ukranian community in NY is on Brighton...yeah we have that one too...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Collects beer mats.

[mszee]

:twisted: Collects beer mats.

Ummm...

In any event...sang duet with Patti Russo

[Lord Kagan]

Lives in an asylum

[RadioMaster]

Killed his best friends parents and made them into chili

[Lord Kagan]

HEY THATS MY SECRET! I TRUSTED YOU!

Would like to grow up to be a ladyboy

[duke knooby]

is always nice to rj

[Lord Kagan]

:lmao:

Doesnt have an offensive irish sentence below his name

[duke knooby]

is a cute little cartman

[Lord Kagan]

Whos that directed at btw? Everyone in general?

Would make a good republican :p

[duke knooby]

is a multi millionaire

[SW31]

loves the song blind as a bat

[AndyK]

Has never eaten a stottie

[SW31]

omg everyday


never went to teesside poly

[duke knooby]

really lives in newcastle

[SW31]

loaths bat out of hell ll

[duke knooby]

never met paul crook

[SW31]

didn't goto rah concert

[duke knooby]

didnt go to any concert

[AndyK]

Grows carrots

[duke knooby]

flies the flag with the beautiful red english rose

[mszee]

Is a batman himself

[duke knooby]

is a moose.. no offence (havent used that for ages) hope it aint dusty

[mszee]

Loves and breeds mice

[Hypnobabe]

Has toenails sixteen feet long

[Ageing Bat]

Has plaited nasal hair

[AndyK]

Can play the motorcycle guitar solo from BooH on the spoons.

[allrevvedup]

is a secret admirer of Britney Spears and is about to shave his head as a tribute to her

[AndyK]

Not too far frmo the truth on the hair front :lol:, although I prefer Brittany Ferries :))

Looks exactly like his avatar.

[allrevvedup]

touche

Knows who really shot JFK, but won't hand him over to the authorities

[mszee]

Shot JFK and now is lying about his age and is hiding in Brazil

[AndyK]

Has a cat, a cauldron and a black pointy hat.

[mszee]

Is a shitake mushroom...

P.S. You're off topic...this supposed to be outrageous lies thread...

[AndyK]

Not off topic at all ... I said you had one of each, not a collection :p

Was in the film Ben Hur

[mszee]

True...my bad...

Parted Red Sea so members of MLFCUK could pass on the way to RAH

[Hypnobabe]

Every day drinks her own body weight in turpentine

[mszee]

Takes a turpentine bath every single night...

[allrevvedup]

Dances with pagans to the music of American Idol rejects

[mszee]

IS American Idol reject...hails from the state of Alabama and sings redneck songs

[AndyK]

Cannot say the word "wombat" without suffering from an unfortunate fit of the giggles.

[mszee]

Can't say word "womb" without breaking into tears...

[AndyK]

Has her gloves attahced to each other by a string which runs up the arms of her coat.

[mszee]

Consistently wears bows in his hair

[allrevvedup]

walked a mile in my shoes and didn't clean them before she gave them back

[mszee]

Persists on saying that I have borrowed his clown shoes size 152-1/2

[allrevvedup]

left her pink socks in those shoes

[Hypnobabe]

Has the words 'front' and 'back' embroidered in her gold sparkly thongs.

[allrevvedup]

gave the above item to me as a christmas present

[Hypnobabe]

Wears it to his evening job in the lap dancing club

[mszee]

Will do some lap dancing after Wembley concert

[Hypnobabe]

Has frequently been arrested at Meat Loaf concerts after climbing up on stage and attempting to stuff dollar bills in his G-string

[mszee]

Threw her grandmother's bra at Meat Loaf concert circa 1919

[Hypnobabe]

Is descended from Peruvian Royalty

[mszee]

Has a goat in her yard

[Lord Kagan]

Lives with mr blobby

[RadioMaster]

Humps mr blobbys goat everyday at 3.54PM in the city halls closet.

[AndyK]

Is a being form another time and another place.

[mszee]

Is going to wear pretty pink tutu to Wembley

[samurai7]

Is going to look good wearing it :p

[RadioMaster]

Wears the tutu on stage :p

[AndyK]

wishes he had the legs for a tutu

[samurai7]

gets off on watching men wear tutus :p

[duke knooby]

know how to rewire a jag

[samurai7]

has never stolen one

[AndyK]

Was asked to be the Harmony Hairspray girl

[samurai7]

Isn't jealous of my hair at all ;)

[AndyK]

Spends less on shampoo than I do.

[samurai7]

drinks brake fluid. But it's okay, he doesn't have a problem - he can stop any time :p

[AndyK]

Isn't now sat giggling like a girl at his own jokes.

[duke knooby]

didn't recognised a great joke above

[RadioMaster]

was asked to star in the movie version of Evita as Mrs Peron

[mszee]

Drives beat up chevy

[RadioMaster]

Likes to bite the heads off of bats

[mszee]

Wears garbage can as fashion accessory

[duke knooby]

is a cardboard cutout

[mszee]

You're a cardboard cut out yourself...

Has a wooden leg...hence the handle...

[RadioMaster]

Is not afraid to show you who she is

[mszee]

Is not afraid to show you who she is

Ummm...this is outrageous lies thread????????????

In any event...is from South America...

[SW31]

was born in the uk

[AndyK]

Can gargle petrol

[Monstro]

still plays with his lego set

[AndyK]

Isn't allowed Lego, as it has sharp edges.

[Monstro]

Will do the dance of the seven veils after two halves of bitter shandy

[AndyK]

Has stabilisers fitted to his motorbike.

[Monstro]

finds waxing his legs strangely erotic

[AndyK]

Finds the thought of another man waxing his legs strangely erotic.

[Monstro]

looked upset holding the waxing kit when I said no

[AndyK]

Has clearly been having those deluded dreams again.

[Monstro]

was replaced in his previous job by a coffee machine, a pencil sharpener and a hole punch

[samurai7]

still co-sleeps with his Mum and Dad

[RadioMaster]

Thinks the movie Godfather III is the best movie ever.

[AndyK]

Should be on solid food by now.

[mszee]

Can eat nothing BUT soft food for absence of any teeth

[AndyK]

Held the world record for being the worlds shortest giant.

[mszee]

Is an international magnate

[Lord Kagan]

Smells bad

[RadioMaster]

was applying for a licence to thrill

[mszee]

Was categorically denied license to thrill...

[Lord Kagan]

Has several livenses to thrill

[RadioMaster]

is the license to thrill examiner

[Lord Kagan]

Is wrong :-P

[RadioMaster]

has been right in his life at least once

[mszee]

Has several livenses to thrill

This supposed to be outrageous lies thread...duh...

[mszee]

Is having a GREAT day!!!

[RadioMaster]

takes a chance on a promise and a roll of the dice

[Lord Kagan]

Meant for me Zina?

Has 3 arms

[RadioMaster]

has two arms :p

[Lord Kagan]

Is 100% straight

[mszee]

OBVIOUSLY has NO arms...

[Lord Kagan]

Is oblivious to the fact they have a head

[RadioMaster]

looks like cartman

[Lord Kagan]

Killed Kenny

[SW31]

was never allowed to watch south park

[AndyK]

Can tie his own shoe laces

[SW31]

Can tie his own shoe laces

it's supposed to be lies



is a sugar daddy

[AndyK]

It was a lie :p


Drives a Noddy Car

[mszee]

Is merchant of Venice

[tinkerbell]

has escaped from a high security prison

[AndyK]

Rowed for Cambridge in the boat race in 1987

[mszee]

is STILL residing in that prison

[AndyK]

(feels like it today)

can burn boiling water.

[mszee]

Shares flat with Flying Mouse

[AndyK]

Shares father with Gollum.

[tinkerbell]

is gollum

[AndyK]

Didn't make millions from appearing in Lord Of The Rings

[tinkerbell]

rode Red Rum in the grand national

[samurai7]

IS red rum.

[AndyK]

Has red nails.

[mszee]

Has a chicken for a pet

[AndyK]

Isn't allowed to keep live animals following the court case.

[SW31]

was in duran duran

[tinkerbell]

wears a bowler hat to the office

[AndyK]

Has one nostril three times as big as the other.

[samurai7]

can't keep an erection for more than 8 seconds

[AndyK]

Didn't even know what one was until he looked it up on google.

[samurai7]

used to be married to Chris Evans

[tinkerbell]

starred along side Oliva Newton John in Grease

[samurai7]

know all the words to the Bible

[AndyK]

Travels everywhere on a space hopper

[samurai7]

has an appointment for a bikini wax tomorrow morning

[SW31]

thinks he's english