One line lyrics thread

[mszee]

So here I am...sitting and listening to the radio playing some douche radio station at work...

And all of a sudden I finally hear the lyrics of the song playing...

"I'll be there for you if you'll be there for me"...

Excellent...


So...let's create our own lyrics...

One line only and it has to rhyme with the line above and hopefully stay in the same meter...

The cheesier the better...in fact, cheese is pre-requisite...

I'll start with two lines just to give it a kick start...

I am glad I've met you...
Now I won't forget you...

[AndyK]

If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it?

Anyway to keep it cheesy ...

or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

[mszee]

If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it?

Anyway to keep it cheesy ...

or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

I guess I haven't thought that through...any suggestions? No problem with modifying rules...it's all in good fun...

And your love came through so clear and true

[AndyK]

How about every pair of lines has to rhyme?

As I took my three days off in lieu

[mszee]

It'll work...as long as lines resemble those of the lyrics is fine by me...

Of the illness eating at my heart...

[RadioMaster]

that gives me the idea for an interesting thread...I´ll create it now....

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...


the story's so long where do i start

[mszee]

She was everything to me...

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...


i was blinded by love, i could not see

[mszee]

Then you came along and I still bless that day

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day

The memory of her i just waved away

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away


She was tall and fat...

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...


Smelt like a cow pat

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat


She was oh so fine!!!

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!


but you are perfect, and you are mine

[mszee]

Originally Posted by mszee
And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine


Never thought that I...

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...


could hurt so much seeing you cry

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry


But if you don't cry...

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...

then i wont lie

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie


Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?

[Lord Kagan]

Why, Oh why

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why


have you eaten stolen pie??? :shock:

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie??? :shock:

i'm leaving you, find another guy

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy


Dumb enough to be your...

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...

pie making lifeless piece of manure

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure


Never again shall I this endure!!!

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!


i know now i deserve more

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more


Does this bathroom have a door???

[JanT]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???

Because the window is so small

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small

Damn my ass is big and i am so tall

[AndyK]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall

And I can't get jeans to fit no more

[djfierce]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more

I have to shop at the XL store

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store


And you know I hate all that...

[needmoremeat]

But I love you, that's a fact

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact


How I wish I was flying high

[SW31]

How I wish I was flying high

now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie


Though you know I'm allergic to that shite

[SW31]

Though you know I'm allergic to that shite

how you know that i look good in white

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white


And still of you I think all day

[SW31]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day


while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay

I'm watching ships sail into mist

[SW31]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966

When both of us spent time in Paris

[SW31]

When both of us spent time in Paris

letting our hair down with whisky n rye

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966
When both of us spent time in Paris
letting our hair down with whisky n rye


And then we had to go and die

[JanT]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966
When both of us spent time in Paris
letting our hair down with whisky n rye
And then we had to go and die


Bye Bye

[mszee]

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966
When both of us spent time in Paris
letting our hair down with whisky n rye
And then we had to go and die
Bye Bye


Well, I think this completes this song quite nicely...

Let's move on to the next one...

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...

[djfierce]

Our love is like a sunny day...

upon the fields of gold we lay

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay

Me thinks we frolicked in the hay

[SW31]

down by the waters way

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way


Of course, this whole thing was a dream

[SW31]

as i lay face down in a stream

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream


And if you go away I'll scream

[SW31]

And if you go away I'll scream

so i'll sit here in front of the screen

[djfierce]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way
Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen

playing that darn song from D-Ream

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?

[SW31]

As we played in the park

[Lord Kagan]

We were left in the dark

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

[Lord Kagan]

Whilst the lunatics were

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair

[SW31]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

[Blackkat13]

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy

-System of a down Psycho

[JanT]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy


Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy

[Blackkat13]

and she's buying a stairway to heven

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

[mszee]

Bumping this up...

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the mood asleep

[SW31]

leave me in this box i keep

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep

[SW31]

its in the love i give you so deep

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows

[SW31]

as we picniced in the sand

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us

[SW31]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

[allrevvedup]

There was nothing to do when the world stood still

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till

[allrevvedup]

The spies watched on for kicks

[SW31]

as we danced our grovey chicks

[mszee]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye

[SW31]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye

now i don't have to lie

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye
now i don't have to lie
And you might want some truth to try
before we both end up & cry

[SW31]

before we both end up & cry

[mszee]

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye
now i don't have to lie
And you might want some truth to try
before we both end up & cry

It's time for us to end this song

[SW31]

so we won't be here for long

[mszee]

so we won't be here for long

And I was tired all along

[SW31]

so we all go were we fcuking belon----gggggggggggggggggggggg

[mszee]

The end...that was really good one...you start the next one

[allrevvedup]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence

And we were enjoying our dalliance

[allrevvedup]

Everyone smiled except her pet monkey

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

[SW31]

then we drove to the point

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further

[SW31]

[QUOTE=mszee;327428]Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

[SW31]

while riding on our black phantom bike

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike

[SW31]

who rode his trike down the road on a hike

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

[SW31]

we'll all look back at all of this someday

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay

[SW31]

as we did back in 1969

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

[SW31]

thoughts of you that day

[Caelan]

and someday you'll be mine

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind

[SW31]

the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind
the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And that's why when the moon is full

[SW31]

i like your arms & legs to pull

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind
the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And that's why when the moon is full
i like your arms & legs to pull
And when the sun is shining bright

[samurai7]

my muscles get real tight

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind
the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And that's why when the moon is full
i like your arms & legs to pull
And when the sun is shining bright
my muscles get real tight

But I will NOT go to gym

[SW31]

while playing in the park

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind
the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And that's why when the moon is full
i like your arms & legs to pull
And when the sun is shining bright
my muscles get real tight

But I will NOT go to gym
while playing in the park
My cup is filled up to the brim

[samurai7]

and flows silently into the dark

[mszee]

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike
who rode his trike down the road on a hike
You all should see that stupid trike

we'll all look back at all of this someday
And start jumping in the hay
as we did back in 1969
When you stood up and I reclined

Thoughts of you that day
and someday you'll be mine
Played some nasty tricks with mind
the day you declined meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And that's why when the moon is full
i like your arms & legs to pull
And when the sun is shining bright
my muscles get real tight

But I will NOT go to gym
while playing in the park
My cup is filled up to the brim
and flows silently into the dark

Like river flowing through moors

[SW31]

we love going on heavenly tours

[mszee]

And drink some lovely Coors

[SW31]

behind thoose wembely doors

[mszee]

And the clock strikes full midnight

[SW31]

& the stars were all shinning bright

[mszee]

And everything seemed so right

[SW31]

so i thought id tell her right

[samurai7]

that I left my condoms at home

[mszee]

(ugh...how did I know where this will go...and it doesn't even rhyme)...

And after all it was MY loss

[samurai7]

(cos I'm here? :p)

so I pulled out and ain't seen her again

[SW31]

wtf

that she was not my boss

[mszee]

I bear this as cross

[SW31]

i was standing all alone

[mszee]

But she was lying there prone

[SW31]

with her hands in her hair

[mszee]

And her legs up in the air

[SW31]

she was revealing her pair

[mszee]

Of a nice blue underwear

[SW31]

she sent shivers down my spine

[mszee]

I was hoping she'll be mine

[SW31]

while were together intwined

[mszee]

From 10 take 1 and you'll get nine

[SW31]

then i'll know you will be mine

[mszee]

Oh my god...you whine and whine...

[SW31]

then i took you out & dined

[mszee]

You're messing with my mind

[SW31]

to the point of being kind

[mszee]

(This is what happens when you keep on rhyming previous line)

Go and save entire mankind

[SW31]

from the mad bad aliens

[mszee]

We will create the dalliance

[SW31]

while killing the men from mars

[mszee]

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus

[SW31]

so lets go & blow up the earth

[mszee]

Be careful not to lose your P---s

[SW31]

loves to be all alone

[mszee]

And that's why doesn't want a clone

[SW31]

because this song would be such a drone

[mszee]

If you were sitting on your throne

[SW31]

trying to sh** out a bone

[mszee]

And then there were none

[SW31]

cause we had all goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mszee]

We have all gone fishing

[SW31]

yep the song had finished

[mszee]

Well, how come?

Let's start a new song...

I waived my magic wand so you could come to me...

[SW31]

it took a few weeks for it to be

[mszee]

As those weeks slowly crawled by

[SW31]

but thats the way the land lied

[mszee]

We went to shop and bought a goose

[SW31]

to put in the hangmans noose

[mszee]

That goose imagine flew away...

[SW31]

finaly getting free accross the bay

[mszee]

So we have run to try and catch it

[SW31]

as we did ,we tried for a bit

[mszee]

To smell some flowers in the field

[SW31]

we had to make each other yeild

[mszee]

We also tried to make it last

[SW31]

that we knew we go out with a blast

[mszee]

And in the middle of it all

[SW31]

you asked me if i'd go to the ball

[mszee]

But you refused me, you cruel git

[SW31]

thats when i found the nit

[mszee]

In your lovely long dark curls

[SW31]

that made us both hurl

[mszee]

No, I will never let you down!!!

[Spider]

For someone from the right side of town...

[SW31]

your perants said i was a clown

[Spider]

... and if I drank more beer, I'd drown!

[mszee]

Sing the song about the beer!!!

[Spider]

and while you do I'll shed a tear ...

[mszee]

And a strawberry jam I'll smear...

[Spider]

... the first I've had this year!

[SW31]

we all sat around in may that day

[Spider]

while you washed the dished cos you couldn't pay

[SW31]

we took it in turns to earn our play

[mszee]

And maybe you could be my lay...:oops:

[SW31]

for this i must obey

[mszee]

You're my slave and I'm your...

[SW31]

(bit**)

i;ll see you on tour

[mszee]

In the middle of the moor

[SW31]

befor we get poor

[mszee]

And you'll loose your allure

[Spider]

and I'll have to kick you out the door...

[SW31]

cause i can't live with you nomore

[Spider]

... you're different than you were before!

[mszee]

You just so different and so weird...

[Spider]

It's turning out just like I feared ...

[mszee]

The biatch in you her head has reared...

[Spider]

so away from you my heart has steered...

[mszee]

Into a new unknown world...

[Spider]

... my dainty fairy wings unfurled,

[Bap]

Leaving me alone with...

[mszee]

You, oh demon like creation

[Spider]

Your very presence is an abomination ...

[mszee]

And I would like to say that for duration...

[Spider]

your leaving would cause elation.

[mszee]

Your love is like a poisoned fruit...

[Spider]

... even though you look SO cute!

[mszee]

I wish I was a bigger brut

[Spider]

instead I'll play my magic lute ...

[mszee]

Oh magic lute!!! How sweet it sounds!!!

[Spider]

It even calms those howling hounds ...

[mszee]

I could have climbed a thousand mounds!!!

[Spider]

... in just a few leaps and bounds!!

[Bap]

However I just stopped and stared...

[Spider]

... unable t believe you'd dared

[mszee]

To call me idiot and such...

[Spider]

I really hate you very much.

[mszee]

But how I wish you weren't biatch...

[Spider]

Your antics are scary to watch...

[mszee]

I will be sitting on a coach

[Lord Kagan]

So I'll be

[Spider]

far away from you ... and free!

[mszee]

Sitting like a squirrel in a tree

[Spider]

trying to catch that buzzing bee.

[mszee]

And then I've seen...oh woe is me!!!

[Bap]

A big fat hairy...

[mszee]

On a tree

[Spider]

Oh,... it's a mirror - it's really me!

[mszee]

I can't believe I am a witch!!!!

[Spider]

Just use your magic to make us rich...

[mszee]

You're such a goddam leach!

[Spider]

Now there's a trick that you could teach...

[mszee]

I'm getting tired of this all...