What's Your New Name???

[mszee]

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Thanks, Mike!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = Dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = Sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

My new name is:

Sloopy Farklechunks!!!

[Bap]

Dinky Farkletush........... Hmmmmm

[JanT]

Sloopy Pottydunkin :shock:

[RadioMaster]

Sloopy Battyshorts....:?

[geordieloaf]

dorfus chucklehiney

[SW31]

Dorfus dippindunkin ,, oh my

[SamCat]

Mines Sleezy Dippinshorts!! I like it!!

[Monstro]

Goober Wafflebutt lol

[SamCat]

Meat Loaf's would be Snickle Pottybutt or Dorfus Burgerbutt!! I'm glad he's not likely to read this!!!

[Monstro]

Shouldn't Goober be one of them?

[SamCat]

If you take his first name as Michael but he'll always be Marvin to me!!

[tinkerbell]

Sleezy Battydoodle :shock:

[mszee]

Goober Wafflebutt lol

Wafflebutt, eh?

I think this requires further investigation...;)

[shadow1000001]

Dorfus Chickentush ...lol

[Betty]

Doombah Waffletush :lol:

[mszee]

Doombah Waffletush :lol:

Sounds like you're somewhat related to Michael...

[Betty]

:shock:
True... maybe I missed something there...;)

[mszee]

:shock:
True... maybe I missed something there...;)

Couldn't be that you've missed too much...:lmao:

[Betty]

:roll: won´t say anything further ;)

[mszee]

:roll: won´t say anything further ;)

You're indeed a wise woman

[Blackkat13]

Snickle Gizzardhump

[Rockette]

:? Sloopy Dippinhiney reporting for duty. :roll:

[MeatGrl1]

M - Sleezy

O - Potty

A - Butt

Sleezy Potty Butt

Hmm... NICE!

:wtf: :nuts: :wtf: !!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Snickle Frickenbutt here....

Well after all the time I've spent on the bike just lately, that's about right!!!!!

[SuperLoafMan]

Snooty Potty-Face :shock:

[samurai7]

Snickle Dippintush :shock:

[mszee]

Snickle Dippintush :shock:

Ooooooooooooooooohhhh...that's one of the best ones so far!!!

[RoknRollJesus]

Well, I had to cheat a bit since my first name only has 2 letters in it.

I will now answer to FLUFFY FARKLEFRICKEN

I've been called worse I suppose! =)

[Lord Kagan]

dorfus farkledunkin

[Skeleton]

Dorky Chickenfanny

[LucyK!]

My new name is Goober Snicklehead, and I'm the proud other half of Cheesey Farkledunkin!

[AndyK]

My new name is Goober Snicklehead, and I'm the proud other half of Cheesey Farkledunkin!

And don't forget his dog Snickle Farkledunkin!!

[LucyK!]

How could I - he's the reason i can't move my feet!

[mszee]

How could I - he's the reason i can't move my feet!

:silence:

[LucyK!]

:lmao:

Yeah ok perhaps I could have put a little more thought into that sentense!!!!!

[mszee]

:lmao:

Yeah ok perhaps I could have put a little more thought into that sentense!!!!!

Perhaps...on the other hand...I wouldn't expected anything else from a woman who's bigger half is...CHEESEY...:lmao:

The only cheesey by the way here so far...bwahahahahaahaha...

[LucyK!]

Well if the cap fits ;)

[mszee]

Well if the cap fits ;)

Interesting...our expression is if the shoe fits...

[Ageing Bat]

Dorfus Farkletush


Maybe I should consider having that on my new mlukfc t-shirt?...... then again, maybe not!

[RadioMaster]

lol

[Paul191]

Sneezy Dippin-Tush

[needmoremeat]

Tootsie Chuckleface! :lol:

[Lindyloo]

Thanks im sloopy gizzardlips, not sure if its as bad as the one i was given at school. but thanks for the laugh

[snowy]

Dorky Rhinobrains - a pretty good description of how I feel at the moment!