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R.
09 Apr 2007, 17:17
Answer, then continue posting a serious silly question.


Does a dog with three legs run in circles?
mszee
09 Apr 2007, 17:20
No...only the one on crutches does

Can a cat eat the dog???
Hypnobabe
09 Apr 2007, 17:22
Only if it's a small cat and a large dog.

If a man speaks in the woods, and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong?
mszee
09 Apr 2007, 17:27
No, he is absolutely right...nobody is listening anyway...even if they are there...

If the wife says black...and a husband says...white...what color is it?
Monstro
09 Apr 2007, 17:33
white, till the wife gets home then it's black again!!!!!!

If a tree falls down inthe woods and there's nobody to hear it is that any consolation for the homeless squirrels?
mszee
09 Apr 2007, 17:34
Yes...they are not as embarassed of being homeless now...

If you kick a begger man into a knee...are you a bad person?
Chris
09 Apr 2007, 23:09
It depends on whether he was falling over in the woods at the time.


Q. If an elephant painted its feet yellow, could it hide upside down ina bowl of custard?
Monstro
09 Apr 2007, 23:18
Yes but it would look a trifle silly

If the chicken wanted to cross the road why didn't he wait for a Zebra Crossing?
Chris
09 Apr 2007, 23:20
Because he saw the Colonel polishing his gun!

Q. Is there ever an excuse for modern jazz?
mszee
10 Apr 2007, 12:16
No, but there is always an excuse for extra helping of an ice cream

Do you think George Bush should become a prime minister of England after finishing his term as a monkey in the States?
Bap
10 Apr 2007, 13:10
No Arnold Swarzanegger should as he has the muscle power!

Q - If a man is falling down a cliff could he clip his toe nails at the same time?
mszee
10 Apr 2007, 14:55
Absolutely...you can't be found dead with dirty underwear or unclipped toenails...

If your bride/groom didn't show up for wedding...who do you kill? Him, her, their parents or just about everybody else?
Lord Kagan
10 Apr 2007, 21:54
Everybody else, Then run

If my granny lives alone in a house, If she falls does she make a sound?
mszee
10 Apr 2007, 22:25
No, because there is nobody there to hear it...obvious!!!

If your brother is your uncle and your mother is your sister...what does it make you???
amethyst
10 Apr 2007, 23:53
Confused :shock:

If black and white make grey, whats does grey and white make?

ames xx
mszee
10 Apr 2007, 23:55
Grey and white cat

If you're clinically insane...does it still hurt only when you feel???
Monstro
11 Apr 2007, 10:17
Yes, it drives me mad

If it was up first I'd assume it had the choice.....if so, why did the early bird choose a worm????
Bap
11 Apr 2007, 10:54
He felt Penis Envy! ;p lol

If a Monster bit your hand of would he chew it?
amethyst
11 Apr 2007, 14:42
Well that would depend on if he was a well bought up Monster and his mother had taught him to chew his food properly....

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
mszee
11 Apr 2007, 15:03
To cross to the other side...

If the chicken didn't get a chance to cross the road because he was hit by a bus...can we consider that he DID cross the road after all?