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The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 16:26
:twisted: Answer a question, then ask a question.

Questions to be vuague as poss, answers to make no sence at all.



What does it do?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 16:27
:twisted: Flushes the toilet.


Where does it go?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 16:27
:twisted: Alabama.


What does it eat?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 16:31
Cinderella

Why is it flying?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 16:45
Because the voices told it to.

How many can it wear?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 16:52
5 and 6 on rainy day

How many chickens crossed the road?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 16:55
a video recorder

Why is it sticky?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 16:59
Obviously, it's because it's red

How many does it take?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 17:00
One, three times a day after meals.

Can it do that?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 17:07
No, it has only 3 legs

Is it yours?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 17:08
No it's Brian's

How is it possible?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 17:10
Because it eats 3 times a day

Can we please?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 17:45
nope, it's straight


why is it so small?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 17:47
Because it is gigantic

This elevator?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 18:19
nope, the one two floors below.


Why the printer and not the scanner?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 18:21
because of the black cat

what your cat?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 18:28
nope, marvin

whats wrong with Bill Gates?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 18:29
Sixteen, but only on Thursdays

What age is the river?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 18:38
:twisted: Sheep.


What's it for?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 18:41
Dental hygiene

Did you have to mention it?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 18:49
Of course, the train was late today!

is book written?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 18:50
No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 18:59
yes, because they can fly

Have you finished your birdie?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 18:59
EDIT:This was aimed at Andy's post, but I got in late, but I still think it's funny so it stays :p




No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?


:twisted: No.

It's cruel, and they don't taste so good anyway.


When do you want it?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 19:02
on top of the roof

what's a cushion good for?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 19:05
:twisted: When taken one at a time, they make a good beat (per-cushion :mrgreen: )


Where did you get it?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 19:07
I stole I from elvis costello

why is the city called water-loo?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 19:10
:twisted: Indigo.


What will you do with it?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 19:11
wrap it in bacon and cook for 20 minutes at a moderate heat

Why didn't you?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 19:12
:twisted: Dean ~~~~~~~~~~ :shock:


What does it cost?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 19:14
dreams are ten a penny

the simpsons?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 19:18
They used to be.

Where did you get yours?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 19:18
Elephants are grey

Can you fix it?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 19:19
Ernie from the Underground

Was it legal?
The Flying Mouse
20 Apr 2007, 19:19
:twisted: 17th century China.


Where will you take it?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 19:21
my hair

what are you listening to right now?
samurai7
20 Apr 2007, 19:24
Fingermouse

Whose legs are they?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 19:28
No one dare own up.

If the UK electrical supply is an sine wave at 50Hz. What frequency is a mexican wave?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 19:35
0,5 Hz

why?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 19:35
It's very gray

What is the matter with?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 19:38
fishsticks

what colour is happiness?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 19:40
Barbie and Ken

Who did she?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 19:44
At 20p a go, everyone.

Can you shout loud enough?
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2007, 19:45
next wednesday

what time is the party?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 19:47
Half and hour after it was stolen

why is this swollen?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 20:14
Because it's rained a lot.

Is yours green?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 20:21
No, it's very wide

Is this river runs?
samurai7
20 Apr 2007, 20:28
No, it walks

How often?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 20:31
It comes in many colors

Why did you buy it?
samurai7
20 Apr 2007, 20:33
resale value

sex or coffee?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 20:37
Dinner

So what?
AndyK
20 Apr 2007, 20:45
Antelope.

Face, bovvered?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 21:34
Absolutely not!!! I resent THAT!!!

Why would you?
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2007, 22:03
cause Im hungry


wazzzzzuuuuuuuup?
mszee
20 Apr 2007, 23:00
explosion

Did you mean this?
snowy
21 Apr 2007, 00:42
Dunno

What was the question?
Monstro
21 Apr 2007, 04:21
exactly

Are Elephants really bothered?
Lord Kagan
21 Apr 2007, 13:42
Only on mondays,

Can pigs fly?
samurai7
21 Apr 2007, 18:24
indoors

are you comfortable?
RadioMaster
22 Apr 2007, 20:47
only in the car


do you eat elephants?
samurai7
22 Apr 2007, 20:51
mostly Thursdays

Going up?
RadioMaster
22 Apr 2007, 21:02
If you let it



what?
Hypnobabe
22 Apr 2007, 23:41
Yes, it is.

When wouldn't you?
samurai7
23 Apr 2007, 02:50
mostly Thursdays

Why not?
Hypnobabe
23 Apr 2007, 11:17
Apples.

What grows from the seeds?
mszee
23 Apr 2007, 14:54
Chicken

2 or 5?
Lord Kagan
23 Apr 2007, 23:53
7,

Whats the time?
mszee
23 Apr 2007, 23:57
Half past stolen watch

When are we going to?
The Flying Mouse
23 Apr 2007, 23:59
:twisted: Nineteeth Sunday after Penticost.

Why wont it work?
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 00:00
Cause you have it backwards, dopey!!!

Why would anybody?
The Flying Mouse
24 Apr 2007, 00:01
:twisted: Constipation.

Where did it go?
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 00:02
Blown with the wind

So the answer to this is?
RadioMaster
24 Apr 2007, 00:03
transylvania


when the ckicken crossed the road, where did it came from?
Lord Kagan
24 Apr 2007, 01:19
The coathanger in the sky,

Whats my fish called?
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 01:21
Abdul Karem

Where in the world?
Lord Kagan
24 Apr 2007, 01:29
PC world,

Whats that?
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 01:31
cuckoo

Who is this?
samurai7
24 Apr 2007, 01:57
Bob Hope

which way?
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 01:58
To the right and then to the left...

What is in your?
SW31
24 Apr 2007, 02:02
wallet nothing but recipets until wensday

what will you do on
mszee
24 Apr 2007, 02:03
I will dance Swan Lake

Which room?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2007, 11:38
munchkins

Why did I ever agree?
mszee
25 Apr 2007, 17:07
Because it was raining cats and dogs

Why did that man?