View Full Version : Some of the worst injury's you've ever had
well ...... :angst:
for me:
Fell off a tree and fractured my collar bone
Ripped my toe on the stairs
Cracked my head on the corner of a table
Broke my jaw on a mic stand
RadioMaster
22 Apr 2007, 12:45
a stupid one:
in school-sport:
Felt ill and didnt take part, so I was sitting on the bench in the stadium, while everybody else ran around and played football.
At the end of the lesson I stood up tripped over a lil stone and broke a bone in the foot :lol: while everyone else who DID the sport wanst hurt at all....
that's me :doh:
I once fell over and headbutted the corner of the doorstep causing a large hole in my forehead which, after they had finished getting the bits of broken skull out of it, was patched with plastic.
When about 9 I stuck a full size garden fork through my welly and announced that despite coming out of the bottom, and blood gushing out of the boot, that perhaps i had missed my foot. I hadnīt but did miss all the muscles, tendons, bones, nerves adn major blood vessels.
My maths teacher put me in traction for a week by whacking a hockey ball into my lower back (by accident) a week after I broke her little finger in a dodgy tackle.
I once hit my self in the forehead with the till drawer so hard that i was knocked unconscious.
And finally, in trying to escape a big scarey dog when on a paper-round, I vaulted a big gate and sprained both ankles and dislocated botha knee and shoulder landing ona concrete pad next to the soft pile of hay!
batcity
22 Apr 2007, 15:53
when I was about 13 or 14, sewing needle snapped off inside inside my knee (unknown to me, but after an 90 mile bike ride two weeks later (push bike) my nan said to my dad "his knee's swollen". luckily it hadn't got infected, but it took three hours to get out, as it was buried underneath the patella. Had six weeks off school, although never rode long distances again (well 70 miles.. my limit).
The Flying Mouse
22 Apr 2007, 19:22
:twisted: The obvious one has got to be swallowing a balistic dart fired from an air pistol so I could catch the dart between my teeth :roll:
Last injury was on Friday at work.
I have a new fav place to sing in The Cuckoo.
I like to run off the stage, jump on a chair, bouce off the chair, land on the ornimental railings at the end of the bar, and sort of hang backwards off them while i'm standing on the bar (while i'm still singing)
Friday, I jumps backward off the bar, and instead of my knees bending and absorbing the shock, my right leg locked, and so hit the floor as rigid as a mop pole.
It hurt a wee bit :shock:
But you can't keep those happy feet still for long :mrgreen:
I once fell over and headbutted the corner of the doorstep causing a large hole in my forehead which, after they had finished getting the bits of broken skull out of it, was patched with plastic.
When about 9 I stuck a full size garden fork through my welly and announced that despite coming out of the bottom, and blood gushing out of the boot, that perhaps i had missed my foot. I hadnīt but did miss all the muscles, tendons, bones, nerves adn major blood vessels.
My maths teacher put me in traction for a week by whacking a hockey ball into my lower back (by accident) a week after I broke her little finger in a dodgy tackle.
I once hit my self in the forehead with the till drawer so hard that i was knocked unconscious.
And finally, in trying to escape a big scarey dog when on a paper-round, I vaulted a big gate and sprained both ankles and dislocated botha knee and shoulder landing ona concrete pad next to the soft pile of hay!
If you keep doing this ''good job'' you are on your way to outnumber Meat!!
sexyeyes_jo
22 Apr 2007, 19:46
i was 6 years old and i was being really naughty, i decided to climb on a pile of rocks and my parents told me not to do it so i done it anyway then i fell over on the rocks and i cut my leg open, then i got rushed to hospital and i had to have stitches and now i have a skar on my leg.
RadioMaster
22 Apr 2007, 20:24
:twisted: The obvious one has got to be swallowing a balistic dart fired from an air pistol so I could catch the dart between my teeth :roll:
Good one! :lmao:
Forgot the classic:
running into a glass-door :doh: happened to me once or twice..
Does a major blow to the ego count??? Had plenty of those!!!
duke knooby
22 Apr 2007, 22:45
im very luck, i always get away with minor injuries
I forgot, I once was putting a new TV stand ont he wall for the parents. I remembered to check horizontally and vertically for electrics, positioned the drill, squeezed the trigger and landed on the other side of the now shattered bedroom window behind me.
The moral of the story is obviously to make sure you check the other side of any internal wall for electrics!
duke knooby
22 Apr 2007, 22:49
thats shocking
Hypnobabe
22 Apr 2007, 23:47
Went ice skating when i was 19, was skating round with my best mate holding my sleeve, yes, my sleeve, not my hand, and my stupid ex-husband decided to show off and skate under our arms and come up between us. Unfortunately, just as he skated under our arms, we came together and I ended up with a comminuted fracture of the right wrist.
Pudding
23 Apr 2007, 08:33
Broke my leg trying to ski down some double diamond black moguls in -20
Had a 150KG spring that was being reheated in molten lead land on my arm
My daughter ran into my nuts last week, 2 days after my vasectomy
Pud :twisted:
needmoremeat
23 Apr 2007, 14:45
The last time my kneecap dislocated (they like to do that):
When i was in sixth form three years ago i had finished lesson, everyone had virtually gone except teacher. Chairs don't fit under the tables, so i was squeezing between them, right kneecap caught table leg and out it came. Teacher and two other girls who heard what was happening managed to get me into a chair, and ambulance was called. Knee normally goes back in of its own free will, but it wasn't going to this time. Kept getting spasms up leg and knee travelled further and further around from where it should be. Was out for twenty minutes before ambulance came, gave me some morphine and popped it back in again. Was taken to hospital as a precaution, Mam was phoned at work telling her i was in hospital but not why I was in, so she was panicked until she found out it was just my knee.:shock:
It may not be an injury that leaves a scar or takes ages to get better, but it bloody hurts!!!!
I once fell over and headbutted the corner of the doorstep causing a large hole in my forehead which, after they had finished getting the bits of broken skull out of it, was patched with plastic.
Now I know why your head is so oddly shaped...JK...
Oh god...where do I begin...
The most memorable ones:
1. Impaled my leg on rusted barbed wire while climbing the fence as a kid...took some work to get me off it without ripping my leg off.
2. Was skiing in the cordoned off military base as a kid, underestimated the distance and height of the hill, my skis went under the barbed wire and I got stuck flush with the barbed wire fence...
And yes, if anybody wonders where the hell I grew up...I grew up near the Citadel...and yes, I did climb the bunkers as a kid too...
Aged 4 I sliced my right ring finger helping my Grandmother dry wine glasses. I fell off the stool I was using to reach the draining board and the glass broke - slicing my finger. Needed 5 stitches.
Broke my right foot folk dancing when i was 12.
Wrenched my right ankle getting into a car - caught it on the floor mat- a year later.
Now sporting a lovely 9" scar on the right side of my abdomen as a result of a kidney transplant before Xmas.
Do you think I should start abusing the other side of my body
How could I forget falling down with the glass still holding it in my hand as it shattered into bezillion pieces cutting my palm?
Tore the cartilage in my knee playing tennis. My knee kept locking and anyone else here who's suffered that knows how excrutiatingly painful it is!
Not really an injury as such, more an accident, but when I was a toddler I fell head first into a large water filled tub which had been sunk into the ground and nearly drowned. Apparently by the time my parents noticed I was missing and pulled me out I'd turned blue and stopped breathing. Gave them a scare but I was too young to remember anything about it. Beggars belief why anyone would be stupid enough to sink a large tub into the ground in the first place! :nuts:
Diane
Not the worst, but perhaps the most bizarre to explain was the hugest black eye I've seen on anyone, that the dog gave me when he was a puppy. Then there's the stiches in my elbow which class as the most painful (even worse than coming off my push bike onto crossbar :shock: ) I've had. Broke a nail too once ;-)
Here I go, laughing in the face of tempted fate...but I've never really had an injury :shock: I've done the usual stuff like stubbing my toe, burns, cuts but nothing to cause a serious injury...(had a rubber removed from my nose once too but I was only 6 and that kinda thing's allowed when you're 6)
Believe it or not the most painful "accident" I've had was last year and I was stung by a wasp. I felt something fall onto my hair so I put my hand up to my head (without looking) and ended up picking the wasp up between my fingers...turns out they don't like it when you do that...
My most stupid injury was a few years ago, walking through the high street on my way to the school I was working at. Had a big bag on my left shoulder and the strap fell down, so I reached up with my right hand to pull it back up, which is perfectly normal except that my right hand decided to smack itself into this absolutely hideous metal dog statue I was walking past and I ended up in A&E with a severely briused hand, though I think the humiliation probably hurt more!
I always say that all women are the same...
Here I go, laughing in the face of tempted fate...but I've never really had an injury :shock: I've done the usual stuff like stubbing my toe, burns, cuts but nothing to cause a serious injury...(had a rubber removed from my nose once too but I was only 6 and that kinda thing's allowed when you're 6)
It was chestnut with me...:oops:
I was running around the house screaming "Fire!!! Fire!!!" for whatever reason..and I was 4 not 6...same difference...
Believe it or not the most painful "accident" I've had was last year and I was stung by a wasp. I felt something fall onto my hair so I put my hand up to my head (without looking) and ended up picking the wasp up between my fingers...turns out they don't like it when you do that...
Imagine me on a date...only 17...in a long summer skirt...and the fecking thing flying UNDER the skirt and biting me straight on the rear...argh...argh...:oops:...I am STILL laughing about it...
My most stupid injury was a few years ago, walking through the high street on my way to the school I was working at. Had a big bag on my left shoulder and the strap fell down, so I reached up with my right hand to pull it back up, which is perfectly normal except that my right hand decided to smack itself into this absolutely hideous metal dog statue I was walking past and I ended up in A&E with a severely briused hand, though I think the humiliation probably hurt more!
Woke up feeling sick in the middle of the night...jumped up to run into the bathroom and ran smack into the closed door which was usually opened...well, was sick AND had a broken nose...
And I am not even accident prone...:(
Believe it or not the most painful "accident" I've had was last year and I was stung by a wasp. I felt something fall onto my hair so I put my hand up to my head (without looking) and ended up picking the wasp up between my fingers...turns out they don't like it when you do that...
I'm a magnet for wasp stings. I've had loads of those. The most bizarre one was when I was walking along the beach in my flip flops and a wasp somehow managed to fly into the front of my shoe between the sole and my foot. I got a very painful sting on the underside of one of my toes.
I'll never forget the time I sat on a bee when I was a kid. Don't think the bee was too happy about that either!
Diane
wasps oh dear remember when riding motorcycle back in 91 went out for afternoon picnic in alesford hants put my helmet on to go back to work & got stung on cheek had to stop riding as couldt see through tears bloody hurt
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2007, 11:43
Forgot about the time i was emptying the dishwasher, and turned round straight into the open cupboard door, giving myself a huge black eye for a fortnight or so, which I tried to tell everyone was a result of richard beating me up but no-one believed it...
There's also the scar on my index finger, which was inflicted when I was 8 while proving to my friend's mum how safe I was with my new swiss army pen knife.
RadioMaster
24 Apr 2007, 16:08
aaah....forgot the good old wesps...
I dont get stung too often, but when I do, it turns out to be really bad.
Best time was on holidays, when I was 6 or 7, was in Hungary with my parents and it was very hot. We went to a store and wanted to buy something. I was wandering through the store, when I saw something like a wesp-like looking toy (3/4 cm big), I wanted to take it....and it stung me? WHO THE HELL had ever heard of such huge wesps? and why did that damn thing stay still for minutes, till I thouched it?
RoknRollJesus
24 Apr 2007, 16:39
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How could we forget? Guess most of us have suffered those.
Diane
tinkerbell
25 Apr 2007, 00:59
Just a few:
1. Fell out of a moving car when i was 4, scars on my nose, forehead, knees.. ouch can't remember
2.Got bitten by a dog on the leg, never forget the pain of that, needed tetanus, that hurt aswell
3. Whiplash injury - less said about that the better
Ok i could go on, and no im not accident prone, i think:shock:
I really badly stubbed my toe tonight as well ... broke a part of the nail and now have a blood stained sock, can that count in my list? :?
I really badly stubbed my toe tonight as well ... broke a part of the nail and now have a blood stained sock, can that count in my list? :?
If it hurts like hell and looks cool, than hell yea! ;)
Blackkat13
25 Apr 2007, 02:47
Lets see ummm fell out of the top of a tree on to my neck didn't break it. Fell off a trampoline with my foot caught in the springs only thing that helped me from cracking my skull was a swing set that caught my head. I jumped/slipped on the boat and bruised my ribs. I had a swing chain break on me when I was swing with my family and I fell and hit my head. All I remember about that one is fall and the chain wrapping around my arm and leg, and sitting up after it happen. Got a cut on my arm and and surprised everyone when I looked at my little cousins and said "Let's go back up there and swing some more".Never felt any pain had a bruise around my arm and leg in the shape of the chain and a cut on my arm.I never have broke a bone in my body and am not going to start now. Got small scars here and there but been very lucky. :smile:
Skeleton
25 Apr 2007, 12:51
I bake a lot and I have lots of small burns in my fingers.
I have scars both my knees, when I was kid a fell and sut my knee,
Next summer I fell at the same place and cut my other knee.. :lol:
... attacked by two pitbulls... bitten on leg by one... required 5 stitches... Nov 3 2001 ... one just doesn't forget a pitbull attack ! ... i see a dog loose on street now... and it all comes back to me... sends me into heart pounding near to attack...
hey tinkerbell... why do dogs find "tinks" such tasty treats?... lol...
tink... checking in...
shadow1000001
25 Apr 2007, 16:06
When I was younger I definately wasn't graceful. I sprained each ankle so many times that they got to a point that when I went to the hospital, they stopped asking for the deposit for the crutches :lol: . The worst injury was having something really heavy fall directly on my big toenail which made the nail rip off and required me getting a tetnus shot :shock:
Surely musn't forget broken heart!!!
Had the usual childhood knee scraps and resulting scars.
Around age 12, I stopped running, but my left ankle didn't - got a severe sprain it still bothers me today occasionally, and arthritis found the joint there a handy spot some time ago.
Also around age 12, I slipped on "black" ice in front of the garage door, and went down so hard on my back that I can't sit on steel chairs for longer than a very few minutes.
Around age 19, I fell down the cellar stairs, tailbone first bouncing down 5 steps, and heard my mother yell "you're walking" through my screams that I couldn't walk. I had a sore bruise in that area to end all bruises! Thank God the stairs were wood. This fall added further to my chair-sitting problem.
Got hit by a softball right in the face as I was walking to a friend's house. Knew very well the kid that hit the ball; it was all a bad accident. No concussion though.
Had car accident about 16 years ago - I was stopped in a line to make a left turn when I was rear-ended by a car that I saw coming but traffic prevented me from moving out of the way. Horrible feeling that was. Got hairline fracture of right knee, bad abdominal bruise - nearly a fractured pelvis - from the steering wheel as I sat close to it. Out of work 4 weeks, physical therapy. Arthritis found that knee first.
Ahhh...the last post reminds me how I was hit by a speeding car with a woman driver which was probably applying her make up...my car became airborne, I knocked down the street sign, flew over the sidewalk and stopped inches from the wall of the house...
My life flashed in front of my eyes...nope it didn't...
However, no injury whatsoever resulted...except for the car...it was found to be totaled the very next day...there must be a God somewhere...
To add insult to injury I have received a bill from the city for the street sign...oh well...
To add insult to injury I have received a bill from the city for the street sign...oh well...
To add a BIG insult to the injury and scare of the accident! The gal that hit you should have received the bill.
To add a BIG insult to the injury and scare of the accident! The gal that hit you should have received the bill.
She had right of way...except she was driving about 60 miles per hour on a 25 mile per hour street...I was turning left and never even saw her...she approached THAT fast...there were no witnesses...and although there was plenty of rubber while she was trying to break from that speed...she was able to stop only by the middle of the next block...they found me at fault anyway...
This morning I discoverd how heavy a car bonnet is by closing it on my hand.!
Owwwwwwww!
This morning I discoverd how heavy a car bonnet is by closing it on my hand.!
Owwwwwwww!
So...black silk pajamas and arm in a sling...James Bond?
duke knooby
01 May 2007, 02:40
does taking over 4 hours to make a 25 min walk count? the detour was falling backwards over a fence into a nettle patch, then passing out, and it was raining.. i had a VERY gentle saturday after that, stung from top to toe, (good job dukes of hazzard were on for 12 hours non stop)
does taking over 4 hours to make a 25 min walk count? the detour was falling backwards over a fence into a nettle patch, then passing out, and it was raining.. i had a VERY gentle saturday after that, stung from top to toe, (good job dukes of hazzard were on for 12 hours non stop)
poor
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