Twisted Lyrics

[RadioMaster]

Heres another funny lil game:

Take the title or lyrics of a song (doesnt have to be ML), and twist 'em around, so that it's funnier that before.
For example:

I wont do anything for love, but I will do that
I'll tell the truth and that's a lie
Pass the night, before you have a chance to seize
Three out of two aint bad

[JanT]

I'm guessing Ivan Pavlov could sing
How much is that window in the doggie? :shock:

[mszee]

Hating you is a cleanest job and nobody has to do it...

[JanT]

Your stand by man

[SW31]

i wouldn't walk 500 miles