A. possibly due to an area of high pressure, also the fact that the northern hemisphere is tilted such that it is further away from the sun than it is in summer.

Q. did that answer sound condescending to you???

:zzz: what answer (trying to not to be longWINDED) :D

Will Iceland be cold next week :?

A. depends

Q. did you mean the supermarket or the country??

:lawl:

Good one Keab42 - Iceland - shop is cold in the freezers








Why is the news soo bleak at the moment

A. because nice news isnt interesting.

Q. wouldnt it be nice if the world was a happy place?

yes it would - but it ain't going to happen - so make the most of your own small happy world








Why do things that are bad for you taste soooo good ?????

Because they contain one of two things. Sugar or alcohol.

What should I do to stop biting my nails?

I don't know - but when you get the answer - please tell me 8O










Why am I so tired lately???

NO - ONE age age please :oops:

work too hard......



why am i feeling miserable this evening?

A. Lack of postwhoring!

Q. why did i suggest a pub quiz???

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO THINK UP FIENDISHLY DIFFICULT QUESTIONS




where is everybody?

A. over there -->

Q. duh?

Obviously have better things to do :oops:








If you had one wish - what would it be for ???

for the end of the world...





will you marry me?

Maybe, when gay marriage is lawfully recognised in the UK.

Whats the most painful injury you've aever suffered? (Currently writing this after having a tooth pulled out today, rejoicing over the pain that has now left me)

Pain in the a**e......funny I've been called that too :wink:

Why is Guiness so dark and mysterious??

A. Cos its Irish

Q. define normal.

:tard: thats a hard question to answer

Is there anyone normal in here actually??

Me!

Q: I cannot shake of this sadness, any solutions out there :(

A. a romantic holiday somewhere hot and sunny with Meat.

Q. anybody understand special relativity?

Nope, sorry!



Ok...my boss is THE bitch from hell and is racist and insulting. I want to go to a festival (Strumpfest 2005) on sat 29th but im supposed to be doing an eight hour shift. Should I skive like I planned or shall I go in? I know that if i dont show up, it will wind her up and probably not affect the other girls at all...if i do, its guranteed to turn into the busiest day ever.

Do the 'right thing' Biter - you will regret it otherwise (or maybe you won't, in which case do the 'wrong thing') - ha ha not much help am I?

Hurt my shoulder yesterday at karate - should I go again tonight or have an evening in front of the TV with something alcoholic and 3 kids?

The latter - the alcohol will help the shoulder & the kids can amuze themselves









What is up with me - I have not listened to Meat for over 2 weeks now 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

giv him black coffee :roll:

Q: ne tips on how 2 get the girl that i love?? :cry:

don't bother...women aren't worth it....

any questions?

thanks 4 answerin but i cant jus not botha... i luv her! i cant elp it i wish i ddnt but i do!!! id do nefin 4 her! i rly need sugestions on how 2 get her!!! :cry: pleez... ne1?? :(

yo jamie uve allready been out wit her move on man :lol:
ive been in your situation loads of times mate as u no!!!!!!!! and to be honest they say they dont want a bf and then they p**s off and go get one. i agree badger girls are not worth it.









your mate nick

yh but i cant elp luvin er.... n if u no ow i feel... coz of u n trace thn ull no dat i dnt wanna giv up on her!!! :cry:

and lucy, i just wanna know why we are having this covo on this wen we have msn but im sure some ladies will give u some advise!!!!!!!

yep newayz... lol! ne1 else out dere got ne ideas? :roll:

...i'm going back to this question , as it seems to have wandered off topic on the last umpteen posts :lol:

A i'm sure its only a temporary ailment.......you will recover :D

Q any one doing anything nice/interesting this evening?

No. Finished my first CELL today.... YAY! (Animation thing) I'll put it on the board.

Is it a miricle or what that I survived four hours worth (Yes, you read right... 4) of Rolf Harris on repeat on the CD player that my mum was listening to without commiting grisly suicide????

Dear God! Yes! It's a magnificent miracle. Hallelujah!

Where does the phrase 'tee-total' come from?

:hic: havnt a clue :hic:

Why does it always rain on me

Thanks FA :bunny: Went to karate, THEN slugged down the alcohol, kids thought it was hilarious... :oops:

Have you been listening to anyone else other than Meat? If so, what do THEY do for you that Meat doesn't? Therein lies the psychological answer... :D God, I bore myself!

How to get a guy? All I know is if you're trying, they ain't nowhere to be seen, if you give up immediately loads turn up - bit like the bus stop scenario...

Oh, forgot to ask my question: is there really a heaven?

according to the song, theres a stairway to it, so there is, yes!!!!

Will there be a valentine for me?

A. somewhere, theres a valentinte for everybody.

Q. why exams?

A: Why anything?

Q: Is eva cassidy amazing or what?

No, not really.

Shall I go on?

A. yes do continue Rob.

Q. what is Rob's avatar/sig?

A: Don´t know...

Q: early riser or late riser?

A. vey late riser (for preference).

Q. why must lectures/exams start early in the morning?

A: I´ve been thinking the same thing myself...

Your brains works the best at 1 pm...

Q: Your favourite tv-show?

Pixie wrote:




My daughter thinks it's funny when I have wine as it goes straight to my head :oops:

I have been listening to Def Leppard - Savage Garden - Whitesnake - Bon Jovi - but have now got back into Meat :bunny: :cheer:


If there is a heaven - I'll let you know when I get there :wink:





Anyone been to Lanzarote

For those still wondering, my sig/av is GIR from 'Invader ZIM'...

http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/girsing.jpg

The robot thing wears a dog disguise...

I love Invader Zim.

A. Yeah, ice cream out there is gorgeous.

Q. Does anyone like my avatar/ sig?

A. its interesting, not sure what it actually is though

Q. having a good IT lesson Airhead?

A: n/a

Q: Do I want what I think I want?

Yes Rob you do










What is it about me that attracts nutters 8O 8O 8O 8O

the insanity...


when will we realise that stockpiling beans won't stop the universe from eventually imploding on itself?

Oh FA, when I went I ended up calling it Lanzagrotty forever more...I'm sure it's changed for the better though...

Why am I an eternal optimist? :D

A. because the other option is realism i mean pessimism.

Q. why are mornings so difficult?

Cause its the Morning :angst:

How do you make a good bowl of soup??

Get a tin of soup

A tin opener

Open the tin with the opener

Pour it into a saucepan & heat gently for around 5 mins

Emply said soup into a bowl & walla :lawl:




How can I change jobs ????

oota bed
oota front door
on the bus
hand in notice and quit :?

why does no-one like their jobs in here????

Because your all too old to moan about school. (DONT KILL ME... :angst: )

Why does love suck eggs so much?????? :cry:

Because some teenage boys are ~~~~ers that dont know a good thing till theyve lost it.


How are you doing?

Fine until airhead reminded us all how old we are 8)

Is it safe to drink the bar dry this weekend??

NO GERRY - IT'S MINE

but I will share for a price :wink:





Anyone know any Tapas recipes

Q&A Is that when you borrow money for a meal :?

:wlf:




Anyone know any good holiday spots up North England (East coast)

yip............scotland :wink:

Are the Plasma Tvs any good??

A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.

Q. :keke: :??:

I'm an airhead, don't look at me...

My cats in pain and I've had him for fourteen years... how can i pick him up and put him on the bed to make him more comfy without getting bitten to peices... and es biter, it's alfie.

Wrap him in a soft blanket or towel first Airhead - maybe a check up at the vets too.......

Q: Why do I have to grow old?

Because it's the way life goes








Why do men always says stupid things like

" I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat)

"I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess)

"I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes)

It doesn't matter.

Why don't you be a little more appreciative and stop getting hung up on semantics?

When men "appreiciate" what women have to do then maybe we will start to appriciate what men do around the house. However little and however infrequent this maybe.

My husband says exactly the same as F.A.'s he thinks he's given me the world if he hoovers.

bah. feminist nonsense.

you have no more a burden than anyone, any burden you have you undertake yourself...common courtesy.

Not femanist whatever, more like the truth, and they say the truth hurts.

Here Here Christa :wink:







What did you want to be when you grew up

Oooh err, I missed an interesting conversation over the weekend I see 8O

Why does Rob like to wind people up? :D

Pixie - I don't use strong language :wink:








Should I pay extra when my dog goes in kennels for the week - so he can have some heating

Oh yes! (if he normally benefits from some heating).

Are you going somewhere warm??

Pixie 8O - I work in NHS - what do you think about the language :lawl:


Yes we are off to Lanzarote - arrrrrr bliss - must shake off this virus though :(




gOT SOME PICS BACK FROM FRANCE - ANYONE WANT TO SEE

Yeah!

Did you whatch the sex Pistols last night on number 2?

Sorry - the pics taking too long to upload :oops:

Will have to send them via email


No sorry airhead did not see them







Anyone know any "hillbillie music"

NHS eh FA? Thankless task.

Hillbilly music - just get your guitar and banjo out and you're there!

Now where did I put my car keys? (no rude answers please!) :D

right where you haven't looked!!

Does anyone know a decent cure for this flu i've got

Hey Scotty, ask FA or Dottie, they have suffered recently...seems the whisky inhaler is the front runner for cures...although neither have been on the site for a day or so, maybe they are still unconscious! :o

(BIG HUGS FOR FA AND DOTTIE - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GERMS 8O )

So should I accept the job in New Zealand or not?

Only if you like Ham :D

Why do smells linger 8O

Errr....SOME smells linger Gerry 8O

They would if Gerry had owt to do with them 8O

(Scotty - paracetamol - lotsa fluids - a warm bed)







Seriously now - Does anyone know how to help hot flushes without HRT :oops:

8O Ice cold baths tend to do it FA! :D

Who's Scotty? (Apart from the best engineer in Starfleet of course!)

There is only one Scotty, you've answered it yourself 8)

Why are pets more affectionate than females??

you got the wrong female mate :roll:









Should i go to my very best mates 40th birthday party - even though i can't stand her brother & his family

A. depends

Q. free alcohol?

Go on then Keab42 - you twisted me arm - aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
















Anyone rate Phil Collins

Musically yes, personally no.

Should I blow all my cash on taking the kids to Disneyland this year, or wait until next year when I have a bit more money?

Wait until next year...
If you want them to have a good time you should wait until you have more than enough...




If you had to choose between killing your best friend or your sister/brother. Who would you have killed...

A: I rather killed myself than do any harm to by best friend or to my siblings..

Q: Favourite season?

Oooh, definitely summer (here) but winter in Australia!

So IS Michael Jackson guilty or not, and do we care?

definately....but he'll probably get off

should they double the tax on beer?

A. yes and make cigarrettes illegal.

Q. Wherefore art thou Satan?

He's taken over a midwife at work :twisted:










Is there any good shows around ?

If your talking about peep shows...call me :wink:

Whats a good Horror movies out the noo??

I have no idea what you just asked... 8O

If you could choose what planet would you live on & why?





Mines Pluto...ice skating! yay, even tho i'd land on my ass alot
Best way to solve that problem tho....tape a cusion to your butt.... :lol:

Would you like to have an idea? How much time do you have?

I have as much time as amadeus before he slips under the waves of regret and gets a double cheeseburger, easy on the mayo if you please.

Can anyone tell me if falling in love with a guy who likes wearing skirts is really that weird?