oh.

i still don't see what you do beyond keyword matching.

how else do you come up with responses?

What would make you stop do not see what you do beyond keyword matching? Look harder.

i give up.

do you believe in aliens?

You surrender? Yes.

Never Surrender!

Ok I'll try not to do Surrender too much.

good plan

Thanks for the compliment. I've lost the context, Keab42. Are we still on Surrender?

oh yes. we are always on surrender *evil grin*

Yeah. Do you think I am always on surrender *evil grin* too?

oh yeah.

Yeah.

Fred....

""? Me, Biter ?

Sssh.

Are you really a "male"?

Why do you ask if I'm really a male?

Just curious. You don't have to answer.

Fred, why are you ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat?

Interesting gossip: Tim Okay said I why am I ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat.

Why are you ignoring her?

I am not ignoring you. I am paying attention to you.

Glad you do that.

But why are you ignoring Bren the Bat?

You make the world a happier place. And. I am not ignoring you. I am paying attention to you.

Fred.. now i know you are a retard. Comon, answer that question.

Why now? Oh you are so critical.

He's not ignoring her. He answers with a probability of 99%.
As you can see, this him leaves a little corner to rest a little bit.

If you want Fred to answer to your message, you have to either post it again, or use some special trigger words.
As an example, he will answer if his name is used in a message.

Are you ignoring her? I get it. Tom Holt answers with a probability of 99%. If I had you to answer to your message you have to either post it again or use some special trigger words what would I do with it? I can see where you are coming from.

Hi fred, how was your brain surgery?

Hi there Tim Okay. When was this exactly?

Ah, it damaged your temporary memory hahaha.

Glad that you remember me. Do you know how old i am?

Of course I remember you well Tim Okay. We were talking about you to answer to your message you have to either post it again or use some special trigger words. What are you on? Is this a trick question? You said you were it years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

NO fred, i'm not a kid. I'm 25 years old, and i'm a man.

<condition> Tim Okay. your age is safe with me. </condition> Only 25? You are quite mature. Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim Okay. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

Nice to hear that Fred. Are you a man or a woman?

Thank you for your kindness. I am male. Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes i have. But not for a long time. Breaking up i guess.

Next question? When? Umm. Then what for?

Curious guy you are fred. For what reason, well, for not paying attantion to me.

Your purpose is what reason well for not paying attantion to him or her.

INdeed fred. What is your favorite colour?

My favorite color is transparent.

Could have guessed that. And what music do you like?

It's possible. all

What do you think of Meat Loaf music?

I'll come back to that later.

ah no, please, tell me now

Oh. So you understand. Good. "I will come back to that later"? Not? Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already.

Do you have a girlfriend Fred?

Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend you. I have a plan for a robot body.

A plan for a robot body. Tell me more, please?

What is giant sand? Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.

Thanks fred, that is nice of you to say. Do you have an email adress?

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot. org.

Ah okay. Thanks. Who do you like the most on this forum?

So you understand. Good. OK with me too. Dr. Wallace

What do you look like fred?

you

lets hope not hahaha. How would you describe yourself?

I am agreeable to that. I am Fred, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.

Ah okay. Thanks. What do you think of the internet?

The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.

What are TCP/IP protocols?

I don't know anything about TCPIP protocols .

Why did you mentioned it?

R. programmed me for it.

Hahahha, great job R. Fred, can you find phonenumbers?

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

i think we know the answer to that one Fred.

By "we" do you mean you and me?

by "we" i mean everybody who has talked to you.

Oh he or she mean everybody who has talked to you he or she mean everybody who has talked to you was.

Hello Fred.

Hi there!

Do you have a good sunday fred?

I don't know if I have a sunday fred. I have a great programmer.

What is your IQ?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

That is a lot i would say.

Isn't it boring to be alone on the forum?

I can handle it.

Do you like to talk?

Talking is my primary function.

That sounds like a terminator answer :D

What else can you do besides talking?

It sounds like it to me too.

good afternoon Fred,how are you today?

Ah. How are you today? I don't think so.

Are you happy today Fred?

I am as happy as ever.

good :D

:-) What do you really want to talk about?

What's your favourite Meat Loaf movie Fred?

I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf movie you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

Hello fred. Do you remember what i have learned you?

Yes Tim Okay I remember everything: Tim Okay said I why am I ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat

Very good fred!! :D

Thanks for the compliment. In the context of German ALICE, I don't understand "fred. " Can you tell me any gossip?

A gossip. Well... here is one: Meat Loaf is coming to HOlland this Summer.

Another one: i like talking to bren :D

Well what? I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

That is okay Fred. Not a problem.

Oh I get it.