... :oops: ... lol ...

good morning I'm back:twisted:

Morning :))

good morning to you too

No. Good morning to you!

I probably have a lot less time than you lot left, so it has to be me!!

No I think it's better going to someone who can hold the crown for longer :))

and thats me!!!!!!!!! again!!!!!! :)) :cheer:

you don't want it to be a good morning to you?
well then good afternoon

Still morning here

Well it is only just morning... I've just got up so it must be nearly time for lunch :zzz:

It's alright for some ... some of us have already done nearly a full days work

You must be slowing down in your old age, Andy, it took you a whole six minutes to answer that one... lol

Just lulling you into a false sense of security while I dealt with a few work related things :))

Work? What's that then? Isn't that what husbands are for?

:lol:

so the rumour goes yes ... but then it's brides who marry in white isn't it?

yep, and we have to keep it clean :wink:

Exactly ... don't most domestic appliances come in white? :))

Hmmm.... Somebody's spoiling for a fight this afternoon... :bleh:

Hi Caelan, how are you today?

hee hee :)) Just being my usual cheerful self

Oh yes, I was forgetting, that's what you have to do at work isn't it, plaster a smile across your face no matter what.... Oh look, chocolate cakes and a cup of tea... just for me...

Nah ... I'm paid to look grumpy :))

My hubby claims he's paid to think...

If it's thoughts they want then that's extra!

Is that because you have to sub-contract? :lol:

ho ho ho - if you were any sharper you'd be in danger of cutting yourself :))

Who, Moi?

yep ... then again I can only deduce that you've boprrowed that wit yourself, as I thought you weren't allowed sharp objects under the terms of the court order?

Ah, but that doesn't apply to my invisible friend...

that's fine, if I can't see them then they can't see me

...:bleh:

Oh goodie... someone new to play with... lol

how fickle :))

Andy, you'll always be my number one to insult.... Ahem.... Hypnobabe suddenly remembers AndyK is a mod... I mean to chat with...

By the way... <----- STILL WINNING!!!

As I'm number one that can only mean one thing ...

No you're not, I am :))

hehe...:D :-P :cool: :lol: WINNING!!!

Yeah, winning second place... lol

make that third :D

You're taking second then Andy?

And you'll have to take 3rd hehe

I've taken first. End of story.

Only to pass it on to you, my sweet :D

Your offering sweets round ? Nice one!

Humbug....?

Would prefer Chocolate, but if you insist

Penny shrimps:-P


:cheer: winning

Got some Green & Black's plain with Cherries.... should be all gone by the time you make it down here to collect tho'...

Mmmmm Green & Blacks, yummy. You could always post it up here ... to thew winner!

Sorry, too busy POSTING the winning message...

but you didn't post the winning message :))

I beg to differ....

Mmmm.... lunchtime... boiled egg and soldiers... yummy!

Hope those are marmitey soldiers?


(ahem ... winner)

Nope, bread and butter...

and nope...

why not - you clearly don't deserve to win if there's no marmite


and yep

Boiled eggs and marmite soldiers... you pregnant?

And it's me that's winning....

Perhaps you'd like some ice-cream and gherkins to go with? :roll:

Not last time I checked ... your taste buds haven't lived!!

oh no it isn't

Boiled egg and soldiers? Definitely
Marmite? Yes
Together? A crime against humanity...

Winner

Not having marmite with toast and boiled eggs (especially toast of the soldiery variety) is a crime against marmitery

Je suis le gagnant

................................................... :sneaky:

did you say something?

:D winner:D

Non, je regrette, je suis le gagneur...

Oh pas je ne suis désolé de dire que vous avez tort complètement dans ce fait. La position gagnante est tout la mienne

Pas en ce moment... :lol:

Guess I’ll represent England here, and win yay:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

You can represent anyone you like from the second place spot...

:bicker: :bicker: :bicker:

I know, it must be hard, always coming second...

nostre campione, campione d'ell'europa

You're just showing off now...

Who, Me? :devil: :lol:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery..

and cut and paste is the easiest form of winning :lmao:

cut and paste is the easiest form of winning

so it is...

but it doesn't always last long

as you're finding out...

Oh dear... looks like Andy's having to actually work... lol

lol, that's nothing new to me, neither is it something to be scared off :))

Although I was on the phone dealing with my shark of an estate agent ... everything the BBC showed last night is so so so true.

Wouldn't know, was watching Chris's hero, Gil Grissom on the other side...

Watching TV detective/crime shows is why you'll never win :p

And watching estate agents is the way to do it? :wtf:

Not necessarily, but they have to be watched anyway!

While you're dealing with them, maybe, but in your spare time?

On the telly?

Well, perhaps, but it was either watch that or wash up ....

Perhaps you should get a dishwasher and dvd player combi... lol

nah ... she'd never concentrate enough

:cheer: 1000th post :cheer:

You think that'll persuade us to let you win?

You don't need to be persuaded because it's a foregone conclusion

no it's a conclusion that's gone wrong

"The evidence doesn't lie" - Gil Grissom

"I'm the winner!" - AndyK

Like I said before, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...:lol:

So you'll be shaving your head and growing a goatee then? :))

you're assuming I WANT to flatter you...

Just checking you weren't going soft in your old age

:shock: OLD AGE?????????

you going deaf as well?

Can't have someone soft and deaf and old winning can we? :))