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Bought me an egg
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Has salmonella
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If I gave a shite I would have given it to
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Cares about us all lol
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Is a secret admirer of Marie Osmond
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Has Rabies
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Gave birth to Ally McBeal's secret love-child
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Has a degree in Nuclear Physics.
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Lives in a small cave under Ben Nevis
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Wears a wig
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searching for her sunglasses to watch the total eclips of the heart
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Has a girlfriend with 3 eyes
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Is the three eyed girlfriend mentioned above.
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collects women's ears in a can
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Wears closely fitted dresses
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Does the same, but only because she hasn't bought any new ones recently and is still wearing the same clothes she had when she was 10.
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Likes to wear hoop earrings... |
It was a lie ... so sue me!
Appeared in Friends. |
Has an imaginary friend Charlie
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Can eat an entire box of After Eight mints in less than thirty seconds
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Wouldn't like to try what with them being chocolate.
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Is distantly related to Keith Harris on his mother's side
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Looks like Bet Lynch.
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Was all too true about chocolates...although probably can beat 30 seconds...
Has been to the Moon and lived to tell... |
Wrote the lyrics to Madonna's Like A Prayer
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Like to sing Like a Virgin during intimate moments
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Hasn't had an intimate moment for so long she's got... cobwebs...
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Has sold her children to Charles Dickens for his new novel |
Had her bust reduced from size 68 GG to size 44 FF
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Has one of each size!
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Made me leave my shoes down there because he insists they look better on him
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Really has got size 11 feet!!
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Wishes he had size 11 feet :lmao:
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Has saved me some Mini-Eggs.
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has a wooden leg
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has an axe to chop down the wooden leg
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Wear braces on his teeth and on his pants...
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talks to a little pink elefant only she can see
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is a little pink elephant
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is married to a little pink elephant
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can shove it up is @$$
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can fit the entire Melbourne Symphony Orchestra up his crack.
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did it
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showed me how to do it
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only cause he asked a thousand times
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thought that everyone named Kevin was an alien until he was fourteen years old.
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thought the show ALIAS was about aliens, but misspelled
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Has read the Karma Sutra over 12 times and still don't under stand it
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Is writing a revised edition of the Kama Sutra with an additional 67 positions, all developed personally
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has a massive understanding for this
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Loves to watch NASCAR but don't like to admit it
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can't spell NASCAR
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Likes to be at the race wearing a beer hat, fighting with fans over drivers, and chewing a big ball of tobacco
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loves chewing tobacco
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has a broomstick
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likes to fly a broomstick
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is a witch
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shhh
don't tell everyone likes to be known as tb |
is tb
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is sw31
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lol
has had a sex change |
is in need of a sex change
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needs one desperately
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next week hopefully
is in the tv programm lost |
can't find his way home
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needs a homing pigioen to get home
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Needs a bloodhood to find his way home
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leaves a trail of small drops of blood to find their way home
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Left home to seek their fortune in the big city and then became Mayor.
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Wears mittens tied together with string
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Isn't allowed string in case he chokes.
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Has velcro as buttons are just way too complicated
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Has the nurses and hospital orderlies tie the arms of his jacket round his back.
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can only leave the house after the psychiatric team complete several risk assessments
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Can only leave the house when accompanied by both parents, and even then isn't allowed to cross the road.
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Ties a sausage round his neck so his dog will play with him
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:lmao:
Loses to the cat when playing subbutteo. |
Was once turned down for the position of local roadsweeper
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Is currently taking part in the latest series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
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Likes to sit next to the office water feature during telephone conference calls with French people...
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Is dressed like Nora Batty.
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Has a pair of silky black pyjamas
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How do you know? :shock:
Hasn't used the hoover in years. |
Too true - I've got a Dyson :p
Hoards his toe nail clippings in a specially made jar |
Covets said collection.
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uses said collection in recipes which call for the use of coconut as it tastes better
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Has tasted how good the results are.
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Secretly loves coconut but refuses to admit it because it'll deny him the opportunity to eat his toenails
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Has a toenail fetish...yuck!
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Has stocked up on nail polish remover just incase aliens attack us with nail polish
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Thinks that nail polish is for mass destruction of Polish people
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changes the colour of her nail polish every day to co-ordinate with her outfit
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Changes the color of her eyes every day to coordinate with the surroundings...camouflage...
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Ignored the receipe and chopped off her finger adding it to the mixture of a chicken and vegetable pie for flavour
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Don't know what finer is in Dublenese...
Is monkey's uncle |
Is the monkey
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played Monkey in the old Kung Fu series
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Likes to ride unicycle on his head
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wished disco had never gone out of style
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How did you know THAT??? I used to LOVE disco
Listens to Donny and Marie Osmond non-stop |
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