:twisted: We have entertainment here 24/7 :shock:

Every hour is a happy hour, you can tell by the smile on my face :mrgreen:

Frothy coffee coming up :up:

i gonna have a pint anyone want anything while im getting drink?

havent been in for a while,any chance of a large latte,thankyou

big mans breki with a fresh cup of coffee

:twisted: Large Latte for the lady, and morning belly buster with coffee for sir :mrgreen:

large red wine please bar man..

JD & coke please make it a double

no one here chris... help yourself... i did, hic hic

:twisted: I was just down at the brewery, but i'm back now.
Anyone want a beer?

Can i have a double bacardi and coke please

need a very large coffee for the caffine this morning please...

Hot chocolate in a BIG glass with squirty cream, choccy sprinkles, vanilla sauce and a flake. Thankles!

nearly forgot the dinner plateful of amaretti biscuits...

Anyone awake yet ?? a large latte to start the weekend please..thanks

:twisted: Awake now.
Just about.
Been away with a damn near broken ankle and a sprained wrist.
Hard thing is show biz :shock:

hope you are feeling better,in need of a very large brandy please and one for yourself

:twisted: Brandy.
Sounds good to me 8)

hi, not been here before. d'ya serve absinthe?

service not as good lately...lol...must be having a well earned rest..
large latte please.

:twisted: Large latte on it's way, and only a day late :up:

ha ha...thankyou

came in to pre -order a case of beer for later to celebrate mr crooks birthday

bet that didnt last long,did he enjoy the beer..lol

:twisted: Hope you enjoyed those beers.
That was the good stuff 8)

really could do with a very very large brandy right now please...and one for yourself (( not very large of course...lol..))

:twisted: Brandy coming right up :up:

thankyou so much,are you serving with your tin hat on...lol

:twisted: Service with a tin hat :mrgreen:

and a smile...lol

I need a drink!

So.. is this the place to pick up Middle aged ladies? :D Much respect, heh. xx

:twisted: I haven't served a customer here for so long I was started to get cobwebs :shock:
Drinks coming up.
And some middle aged women for Anthony :up:

Do yeah have any Alpine Lager :P

:twisted: Well, i've got an alpine car air freshener that I can stick in a pint of beer :mrgreen:

That'll be £4 please :up:
Hey, where else can you get an exotic drink like THAT? :shrug:

anyone want serving while im here? :D

:twisted: Give me a glass of hang over juice.

hello, i need a Bud.

Bacardi and coke please..... i need it after babysitting my nephew all day while his parents went to Thorpe Park.

:twisted: That's one bud, and one..........

YouTube Video

anyone want serving while im here? i definately need a redbull i need the energy

me and my boyfriend are celebrating two years together, so i think a bottle of champayne and get youself something. :D

congrats coming right i'll think i'll have pint of larger i bloody need it

:twisted: zwei gross beeren meine frau :mrgreen: :cheers:

does anyone want a drink while the landlord is sobering up :lol:

yep i'll have a double jd & coke to toast a fallen friend

:twisted: Double JD and coke, on the house.

Toast?

Pals :cheers:

Sorry to hear about your mate Chris.

anyone want serving while im here? i think i might have a beer myself

:twisted: Having a drink now.
Nothing is sweeter at the end of a long hard day grafting than a ice cold beer :mrgreen:

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Make mine a pint of fosters please mr mouse cheers from lisa01

mr mouse ain't here at the moment but i'll serve you lisa i think i might join you i could really do with a pint myself :cheers:

:twisted: That beer was a mistake :doh:

I am NEVER drinking heavy the night before I get the coach back home from London again.

A nice cup of coffee please... this time in the morning.

Can you make that two?

two cups of tea coming up bit late serving it though lol

:twisted: *Sticks Big Log by Robert Plant on the Dukey, pours himself a pint of cider, sticks his feet up on the table, and chills the feck out*

Anyone wanna join in? :mrgreen:

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hi mr mouse make mine a vodka and coke cheers

:twisted: Vodka and coke coming right up :mrgreen:

anyone want a drink? i might aswell have a pint while im here

have been away for a while,but a nice vodka and diet coke would go down nicely please...cheers

coming up think i might have a cold beer aswell anyone else want a drink?

:twisted: Will have to blow the cobwebs off the pumps first, but drinks coming up.

There's a few free drinks behind the bar for Mike's birthday too :wink:

nice large coffee please,too much vodka last night...lol

lol coming up might be late but still coming up anyone else want a drink?

anybody serving tonight?????

I need a honey and hot lemon..... sharply.

( cough cough.... sniff)

:twisted: Serving?
As always.
Couple of days late :oops: , but it's been a busy week.

What are those beers that you see in the sleeve of the MATLAF album? I'll take 3 of em. Please and many thanks. Take your time Mouse, patience is surprisingly one of my better virtues. Slackness to go and get it myself is one of my vices, lol

:twisted: Beer coming up, and only about an hour and a half late.
We're improving in here :yep:

A Bulmers & Garlic bread plz. Can I have a room too - going to be a long night.

:twisted: Hi Sharon.
Long time no see :shock:
Long time since this place seen a customer too, fecking smoking ban :bleh:

Still, bulmers on the bar, garlic bread (it IS the future, i've tasted it) in the oven, and your usual room being made up.
I've had a new drum kit instaled in there for you as well :mrgreen:

Hi there Mouse

Yes I know it's been ages, but thought I'd revisit some old haunts.

How the devil are you doing?

Cool kit by the way - cheers - will enjoy playing that.

(Sits & drinks Bulmers, eats garlic bread & reads infront of the fire in the snog):D

:twisted: I'm quite well thank you dear :mrgreen:


Either that was a typo or you can save it for that room you booked :p :whistle: :lol:

i hope that was a typo of theres something you're not telling me lol anyone want serving while i'm here?

really do need a very large vodka and diet coke please

:twisted: What else is new? :p

Coming right up.

Anyone for a hot toddie?

lol

thanks for that..had more than just that one last night..feeling it this morning...lol..large black coffe please

coming up its a bit late but here you go anyone else want a drink while i'm here?

:twisted: It's new year's eve.

SET 'EM UP! :twisted:

:cheers: :cheers: :hic: :hic: :hic: :cheers: :cheers:

After a very long absence, make mine a scotch and lemonade please...

:twisted: Hi Dottie.
It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Scotch and lemo, large, and on the house :wink:

thank you my darling............:) make it a double actually...making up for lost time..

:twisted: A double?

You don't need to ask for a double.
I don't believe in singles :nope:

They are a myth.
Just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and Chris De Burgh.

hows about a tequila slammer, followed by a Bat out of Hell cocktail, yes honestly lol, go to Tenerife and the Meat Bar, absolutely delicious, mind you slaughters you very quickly...........:lol:

:twisted: Nothing beats "The Fishbowl".

Take a fish bowl.
Stick it over your head.
Seal the neck.
Put a hole in the top.
Fill bowl with vodka.

You want me to hook you up? :mrgreen:

Hey you can hook me up with one of them. That sounds good right about now.

:twisted: Goldfish bowls all round.

I'm out of neck sealant, so i'm afraid you'll all have to make do.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/fishbowl-head.jpg

I think its time I had another drink. Thirsty work waiting to see if this tours going happen....:wall:

Set them up Bartender....:beer:

:twisted: Jesus Tapdancin Christ, a customer :shock:

I don't know wether to pour beers or issue a thread dgging infraction :lmao:

Yes I do :mrgreen:

Bring on the beers :cheers:

OH THANK GOD!!! After my day at work I need a drink, Pint of BEER!

What ho, bar keep! Would you mind awfully if I was to request that you ~~~~ me sideways with an umbrella, Penelope, what?

:twisted: This I can do :cheers:

There are sites for that kind of thing :bleh:
All i've got here are those little cocktail thingies :shrug:

Gonna need a Patron on ice soon enough!

About time you dusted them cobwebs off and cracked open the bar........

martini on the rocks, please

Alcohol, anything, just GIMME A DRINK OK!!!!

I'd like an apple cinnamon Ale deluxe please :cool:

That'll do!!! Make it 2!

:twisted: Anyone can have whatever they want, except Wario.
He's bad enough SOBER never mind pissed :shock:

Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?

i thought he usually was pissed... explains the spelling, grammar and thought process.

thats a good differential diagnosis :D

:twisted: I never thought of this :idea:

What's the story with you then? :bleh:

Wario pissed, or us pissed, or both?

Mmm hmm, yes I know.:sneaky: Wait, why can't I delete this? :panic::oops:

I'll take 2!:shock: