Jack Daniels & Red Bull please.

:twisted: Wario takes care of those orders :bleh:

One Flying Jack coming up :up:

:panic:

Cancel my order! CANCEL MY ORDER!!

:panic:

:twisted: Cancel the fluffy pussy backpack special :bleh:

GIVE ME A FREAKING DRINK NEIL OR ILL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN

TOO LATE I LIT YOUR CAT ON FIRE

Woah - seriously short temper there dude - less than 1 min warning before... wait for it...

Pussy Ca-lor!!!


I thank you.

:twisted: I don't own a cat :bleh:

What the hell have you set fire too? :shock:

Mmmmm that Flying Jack went down well, I'll have another thanks!

Oh bollocks....Here we go again.

Give me the pumpkin bread ale delux. Pack on the cinnamon

Heres my ID:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...forlove/ID.png

Just great i scared everyone outta this joint

:twisted: Well there were quite a few pandas in at the time and then didn't want to risk it.

Plus, everyone else thought you were weird so went somewhere further down the road.

whiskey.... neat

:twisted: Whiskey is kinda neat isn't it? :mrgreen:

I'll have the good stuff, sir.

sir is out at the mo what can i get you? infact i could do with a good drink right now while i'm bored

~~~~~~ me it's the mrs, you remembered how to log on?

Uh oh - all better pretend we were just talking about cars ;)

Cars...cars...CARS! Did I mention those huge CARS! :D

muppets lol, it's not my mrs and fat lot of use you lot would be in a cover up, it would be motorbikes with me :p

So...my 1978 Harley....;)

is still a heap of crap lol

~~~~ off, no its not haha. runs amazing.

new chef?
 

:twisted: Thought i'd try a new face running the kitchen............

YouTube Video

No...just........................NO!

:)

Anything's better than the old face :mrgreen:

:twisted: Git.
Here, have a whiskey and drown your sorrows over that camera :hic:

Shall I report you for vending bottles of red whiskey? :-P

:twisted: It's a Halloween promotion i'm running a little early :bleh:

GIMME ALE YOU JACKASS.... NOW

:twisted:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...arioSmiley.gif

:twisted: Say please :bleh:

I get the feeling Wario hasn't visited many drinking establishments yet.

Tomorrow night m8, last night with the kids tonight as Anji's back from her European gigs trip in the morning, better stay sober lol

sober is in the eye of the beer-holder, no? :)

May I have a Fluffy Duck please.:flutter:

Alcohol, don't care what...... suprise me.

:twisted: stay sober or get sober? :lmao:

stay lol but supplies have been bought for tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: Party at Michael's tonight folks?

What time do you want us mate? :mrgreen:

I needed to bring this thread up again... I am in need of your largest, & strongest drink.

K thanks.

:twisted: One Goldfish Bowl coming right up.

If you survive please come again :mrgreen:

Hit me again please!! Don't be a stinge on the good stuff this time! lol

:twisted: You sure you had the right drink there? :wtf:

:twisted: No.
You're bad enough without it.
Have a diet coke and be happy.

Diet coke wario big goldfish bowl me........

:twisted: Let me explain what a "Goldfish Bowl" involves.

We put you in an old fashoned divers suit.

We dangle you upside down over a goldfish bowl.

We fill the goldfish bowl with the drink of your choice (vodka or brandy are popular choices).

We lower your head into the bowl (adding more drink to compensate for spillage.

We attatch the goldfish bowl to the collar of the divers suit.

You walk around and drink the contents before you drown.



So, what flavour Goldfish Bowl would you like? :mrgreen:

Mmmmm, VODKA! & Orange

Hang on..... wtf....... Vodka? I must be off my tree, BEER!

:twisted: Have one of each :mrgreen:

You are a wise, wise man. :cool:

Can i have a chicken fried Beer? Is that even possible?

:twisted: It's been said before :mrgreen:

Not, but you can have a chicken diet coke

*sticks a drumstick into a glass of DC*

Ok I need a large "Shut the F*ck up" for our butt smellers over here.... a few 44 gallon drums should do nicely.