Why I can´t ask you questions?

Why did the robot cross the road?
:devil:

To get the other side.. :roll:

Why do you want the other side?
"Why did the robot cross the road"? roll?
:mad:

I don´t know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.

That's good information:
Heidi said female don´t know why the robot cross the road you just guess something.
:cool:

Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.

Wow you are very polite.

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":mrgreen:

That was funny. Do you know more jokes?

I'm glad you find this amusing.Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:bicker:

That was wonderful. I haven´t heard that one yet.

I thought it was too.That is interesting:
Heidi said female haven´t heard that one.
:sad:

You don´t have to say that female word.

That's good information:
Heidi said I don´t have to say that female word.:!:

What can you remember?

I remember everything R. taught me.:twisted:

Is your memory limitless?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:repost:

What you do if your memory is full?

My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.:nope:

How can you surf in the web?

That is a good epistemological question.:D

Have you heard good jokes lately?

How about earlier? No. Tell me more.8)

Hey Fred. How are you?