:lmao:

I was on coca cola and lemonade all night last night so unless i went hyper I don't think I woke you up!

*clears throat*

I HERE BY GIVE MY 2 MINUTE NOTICE (I would say two weeks but i can't be bothered to wait that long)

I WILL SERVE MY LAST DRINK AND THEN I QUIT!! I HAVE BEEN A BAD BARMAID LATELY AND NOT SERVED PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!!

Thank you for listening!!

Oh Heli!!! Don't please don't quit! If you quit then I quit too!

Please don't quit Heli. Who else would serve behind the bar so well?

Could I have a pineapple breezer before you finish though

Ok, everyone, It seems Heli isn't coming back so...

EDDIE QUITS BEING A CARETAKER AND WILL BECOME THE BUSKER OUTSIDE INSTEAD

8O .... Heli has quit .... what happened?? who upset her .... lemme at em *peers out from behind chair in comfy corner*

Did anyone find my shoes??? I'm sure i left them around here somewhere, one night :roll:

I think they got swallowed by the fire, but don't quote me on that.

Whoops ... oh well time to buy new shoes then :lmao:

*just hope they didn't start the fire .... what fire anyway??*

Where have you been? Some yobs started a fire in the B&B so we are now choosing what we want our rooms to look like.

I've been working hard Keb, only been popping in occasionally so I didn't know about the fire :oops:

Hmmmmm can I have a room at the top of the house, don't care what it looks like, long as it got a bed, phone line and somewhere to put my puter or laptop. Doesn't even have to be painted ... i'm not fussy, just make sure there's a lock on the door to keep me kids out :lmao:

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends! :evil:

Ok Caz... The buildings finished now..

we are waiting for the GRANDE OPENING....

who will cut the ribbon?

Can I, well thats if Meat doesn't want to. Just joking, who can cut the ribbon.

I forgot the wake-up call yesterday, but today I have remembered, its that time again but today its the last day of the week, no school tomorrow,

*puts on Do it!*

Ok, I'll hold the coats, you beat them up :lmao:

Well I think if Meat isn't available or doesn't want to cut the ribbon, we should have Dottie cutting it :D

*after all she's the only one of us who has actually been in bed with Meat hasn't she* :wink:

I say we get Meat and Cher to do the Honors!!! :D

Everyone - Meat's not available - but Cher said she will do the grande opening.

airhead - name the time & date - she'll be there

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive....r/Cher-016.jpg

Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!! :lol:

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

tonight, nine o clock!




GAAAAAH!!!! CHERCHERCHERCHER MUST WEAR BEST CLOTHES MY ROLE MODEL MY ROLE MODEL SQUEL!!!!!!

Right everyone can have one last drink from me because i have already promised a few people the last drink!!

So here you are, apple juice!! :wink:

Oh Keb, I never hurt anyone unless they hurt me or my friends! I can't say boo to a ghost! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me... :twisted: maybe an eddie lookalike? :devil: