Right come on! Up you get!! You can wait outside until you've sobered! :roll:

ta v much.... hehe

<Yvonne helps Airhead back to her feet and puts her on a stool in the corner>

Phew, what a weight!

Now I need a Bud...

Shnot my fault...........................

*puts arm around heli's shoulder, and dragged outside*

John Lennon LIVESH!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortuantly he doesn't!! Where have you been getting your drink from missy! And please don't say here!! I'll get the bloomin sack!! :(

Here you go, Yvonne! One before you go! It's on the house!! :wink:

Looks like it's been a bit lively in here tonight.

Could I have a breezer please.

I got it from the off lishensh.....

I'm Cold....

*stumbles back in, and falls in corner, nearly landing on Black Dog, and falls instantly asleep*

OMG, is that the time, 8O cant see or walk straight, should of been home by now 8O {Carol goes smack into the wall} :oops: who put that wall there?:lmao: 10 more buds i think :wink:

I'll just pop my coat over Airhead to keep her warm. Hope she doesn't snore

Any particular flavour?? :wink:

Well here you are *hands buds over* but Neil can tell you off if you go home leathered!!

Pineapple if possible Heli

*wakes slowely up*

Oh god... oh my good god... Heli quick, pass me the bucket, I'm gonna throw up...

Oh, i knew that free crate of bacardi i got from the off license was a bad idea...
I shouldn't have downed it either...

*gag*

Heli, hurry up with that bucket....

Can I have a diet coke please ..... after last night using my S.C. as medication i dunno if i could face a drink tonight :oops:

Better get a mop too. *Goes over and looks after Airhead*

So thats a Diet coke for Caz!! *hands coke over*
Pinapple breezer for BD!! *Hands Breezer over*
And a bucket for Em!! *Hands bucket over*

Thanks Heli.

Could I have a glass of water for Airhead please

Aaah, thanks hun...

*shakily sips water*

That chinese i suppose didn't help either... don't go to that chinese shop across the road... and after to an off license... that gets rid of a whole crate of hookie bacardi to fools like me...

*gags again into bucket*

...any Bud round this place by any chance? :wink:

That's okay Airhead. Just sit quietly in the corner for a bit.

*shiver*

Thanks... I'll clean the place up tomorrow... Am i gonna have one heck of a hangover tomorrow...

*shivers a little more*

only if u share :wink:

i'll be over in the corner

Thanks Heli,

*wanders over to high back chair clutching diet coke*

...in that case

*...grabs a crate of Bud from somewhere and heads over to the corner...*

Could I have another Breezer please Heli

*Checks on Airhead*

damn shame i gtg....

*grabs buds n runs*

.... hehehe :twisted:

See you Testify.

...but...what...but...grrrr T

*...grabs another crate of Bud from somewhere and goes back to the croner...*

nite guys n gals... take care

Well I must be off now. Night All

*knocks back rest of drink and leaves*

Wanders in in search of another diet coke .... nobody here, so helps herself *leaves virtual money on the bar and wanders off*

< finds Airhead sleeping in the corner>
Poor guy, you'll have a BIG hangover today.
I will do the cleaning for you this morning.

<collects all the empty Bud bottles, glases,... , takes the bucket, throws the rest of airheads chinese meal into the toilet and starts cleaning the floor>

Now I'll help myself to a cup of coffee before I leave for vacation.
See you all soon

Yvonne

Heli

Think we are going to have to do something about the rabbit's brothel. there are peeping Toms and crowds growing

The gardens a mess !!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I think your right!! :?

Ok you get the TNT for the rabbit holes and I'll get me shot gun out! :twisted:

What's on the menu tonight Heli? Rabbit stew

Of course not!!! Who do you think i am?? 8O 8O











It's rabbit burgers and chips!!!

There's always rabbit stew 8)



Tell you what - put a "rabbit" menu out in the beer garden and see how many we can get rid of naturally !!!!!

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Your brilliant Sharon!! Great idea!!!! We'll have to leave the gate open so its easier for them to get out!! lol!! :twisted:

Heli

I have my moments 8) 8) 8)


Any entertainment tonight niece ???

or is it just the jukebox ??? http://www.aaa-clipart.com/data/anim3/music/an3.gif

I'm not sure you'll have to ask Neil!!

Will someone please tell me to get out of here and do my homework!! I'll be in so much trouble if I dont, but I have no self motavation and i'm too use to not listening to my mum and dad!! 8O :?

:twisted: Anyone need serving?

How about a quiz night? :mrgreen:

Oo great idea!!

:twisted: HELI, GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK :evil:

Hey, you asked :lmao:

Oooo Uncle Neil's getting stroppy!!

Heehee, my usual reply to anyone who tells me to do something!! Lmao!!

I'll see you guys later!! Dont start the quiz without me, or i'll cry!! :twisted:

Bye bye!!

God damn it!!! Some how I've wondered back on and i can't get off and I keep looking back at my work checking if any more of it is done!! :cry:

I need help!! :lol:

ooooh.....

*wakes up*

My head..... what happened to me last night......

How are you feeling Airhead. Do you think you could drink a black coffee it might help or would you rather something stronger

:twisted: OK, i've got the questions for The Bat & Bellfry's first quiz night 8)

There will be 3 sets of 10 questions.

All questions will be about the fan club, the site, and the members.

The answers to all these questions are to be found on the forums.

No cheating by looking answers up.It's not a competition, just a bit of fun :wink: .

I'm gonna start typing the first ten questions out now.

Good luck everyone :up:

How do you want the answers Mousie? PM'd to you? Posting them here would only encourage cheating.... you know what this rabble are like ;)

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?

5.How many forums are ther on the forum index?

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?

1. Dottie

2. Badger & Bat

3.

4.Fireball

5.10

6.

7.Chris

8.Heli

9.Dutch

10.Daffy Duck. . .(?)

1. Dottie

2.Mouse and Badger

3.Michel

4.Fire Ball

5. 13 :D

6.A copy of Chat Out Of Hell

7.Chris

8.Heli

9.Dutch (and occaisionally English)

10.Daffy Duck

1.Dottie

2.Badger and Mouse

3.The Flying Mouse

4.Fire Ball

5.11

6.Chat out of hell cd

7.Um...not sure!! could it be ME :D

8.Heli

9.Dutch

10.Daffy Duck

:twisted: As Andy says, you can either post your answers here at The Bat, or PM them to myself or Andy for marking if you want to.

It's only a bit of fun so we're not taking it too seriously :wink:

The next 10 questions will be posted in about 15 mins to give you a chance to replenish your suplies at the bar :lol:

1. Dottie

2. Badger & Rob The Badger

3. The Flying Mouse?

4. Fire Ball

5. Nine?

6. I believe it was "how many people in the forum as of a certain date.

7. Chris

8. The Flying Mouse?

9. Dutch

10. Daffy Duck

Oh no!!!!!! There goes my inbox then :lmao: :twisted:

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?
DOTTIE

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?
BADGER/MOUSE

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?
FLYING MOUSE

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?
FIREBALL

5.How many forums are ther on the forum index?
10

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?
CD

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?
CHRIS

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?
HELI

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?
FRENCH

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?
DAFFY DUCK

While we wait for FM can I have a round of drinks please

:twisted: Hope you all got your drinks in :wink:

Don't forget folks to read the questions carefully

Here we go with the next ten....

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?

:twisted: Again, there'll be a 15 min break for people to submit their answers, and restock their supplies :mrgreen:

Round of drinks coming up FA1000 :wink:

Point of order - Number 17 has two possible answers!!!

Pint of Guiness please Mousie, and a pint of lager to drink while i wait for it to settle!!!

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
Aunties Chris & Rob

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
Kevin

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
No one! :twisted: have you seen the state of the place tonight?

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
One of them makes sense?

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
Including all of R's split personalities, 437, although only two (me and Mousie are really funny

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
It'll be off topic in a minute.........

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
Mariella, the rest of the forum members don't smoke, they flame :D

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
Q

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
Noah

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
knocking?

AndyK
.... who's probably got too many drinks in to take this too seriously :lmao:

I'll just have a bottle of Diet Coke, an ashtray and a bean bag to sit on and go sit quietly in the corner over there *points*. My brain has died on me tonight :cry:

[quote="THE FLYING MOUSE"]:twisted: Hope you all got your drinks in :wink:

Don't forget folks to read the questions carefully

Here we go with the next ten....

11.Sin

12.Rear View Mirror

13.Airhead

14.alphabetic posts

15.8

16.Tour Talk

17.

18.

19.Gabriel

20.Chocolate

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
ORIGINAL SIN

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
RVM - REAR VIEW MIRROW

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
AIRHEAD

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
SITTIN IN MY LIVING ROOM

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
6

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
CONCERT REVIEWS

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
ROSIE

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
?

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
ME

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
CHOCOLATE

11.Original Sin

12.Rear View Mirror

13.Airhead

14.Each word should follow alphabetically from the previous

15.8

16.Tour Talk

17.Mariella and Me

18.R. (fight club)

19.Archangel Gabriel

20.Choccie shop (Won't let him!! I can't face the competition!!!)

and the answers to the final 10 questions are................

21 Emily

22 Lost Souls left kneecap

23 General Messages

24 R's underpants

25 : three

26 : lmao : without the spaces

27 : a small piece of cheese and some jam

28 : Green

29 : he wouldn't do it if you paid him

30 : the word "antidisestablishmentarianism"

AndyK

Yu had a sniff at the barmaids apron mate ????

do you want a coffee

:twisted: I think i'll have a pint of what Andy's drinking :mrgreen:

OK, here's the last ten......

21.Who is Metal Loaf?

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)

23. :mrgreen: <----- What's his name?

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy :lol: )

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?

*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.

hee hee I may have had a couple offisher, what of it?

I'm only having coffee if I can have a large stiff whisky to go with it ;)

21.Paul Crook

22.Original Sin, Bat Out Of Hell, Testify

23. Freddie?? Frank?? Roger?? Mr Green!!

24.Loaf, Camera Action

25.What are you listening to?

26.Scrabble (of course he doesn't know that, he thinks his name is get off the bleeding couch!)

27.Diane

28.1000 registered loonies

29.Some french bird!! (Lost Soul)

30.Satan

:twisted: I'm gonna start posting the answeres now.
Anybody who wasn't here but still wants to have a go, read the questions and write them down before checking the answers to see how you get on :wink:

Actually I'll be surprised if anyone gets it 100% correct :lmao:

21.Paul Crook

22.I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself, Tyre Tracks and Broken Hearts, Testify

23. Mr Green

24.Loaf Camera Action

25.What are you listening to right now?

26.Scrabble

27.Diane

28.1000 members
29.

30.Satan

Answers 1 - 20.

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?
Dottie (Who else :lol:)

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?
Badger (Badger & Rob The Badger)
Mouse (Flying Mouse & Carol Mouse)

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?
Michel.TT&BH WAS the first forum I moderated, but I later moved to Off Topic & Loaf Camera Action.The particular mod of TT&BH before the latest change was Michel :wink:

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?
Fire Ball.

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?
A copy of Quid Pro Quo signed by Kasim Sulton & a copy of Chat Out Of Hell.

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?
Chris.

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?
Heli.

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?
Dutch.

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?
Daffy Duck.

I beg to differ.... go and count yours Mousie..... I think you'll find you missde a couple ;) :lmao:

21.Who is Metal Loaf?
PAUL CROOK

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)
TESTIFY - CHSIB - TYRE TRACKS/BROKEN HEARTS

23. <----- What's his name?
MR GREEN

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.
LOAF, CINEMA, ACTION

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?
WHAT U LISTENING TO

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy )
SCRABBLE

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?
MIKE

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?
2ND YEAR OF BEING OPEN

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?
SULTANFAN

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?
R
*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.

If we are playing in Pedant's Corner, shouldn't the answer be 15!

Actually probably more like 16 or 17 :D

Could I have an Archers Aqua, please, Raspberry flavour.

I stand corrected!! I ahve only ever seen 15 of them!

Pint of guiness while you're up please Andy

Guinness coming right up..... and er one for myself? :D

Answers 21 - 30


11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
Original Sin.

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
Rear View Mirror (RVM).

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
Airhead.

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
The begining letter of each word must be in alphabetical order.

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
8. (Andy, David, Diane, Michel, Mike R., Sue, & me.)

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
Tour Talk.

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
Mariella (Chris also gave up smoking, but the thread was startefd in referance to Mariella.I'm trying to cover my tracks here lol).

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
R. (Fight Club).

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
The Archangel Gabriel.

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
A chocolate shop.

What about my Archers Andy. I was queing first :evil: :lol:

Did I miss something? 8O


Patricia

yours has been sat on the bar for ages B D..... you've been too busy gossiping :D

YOU STARTED WITH OUT ME!!! 8O 8O :evil: :evil:

*sniff sniff* You don't love me anymore!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh well, I have some great news folks!!!!


Wheres christa??? I need to talk to her!!!!! :wink:

Oh my goodness, :oops: I never saw it there :? You must have snuck it there when I wasn't looking :lol:

Where did the beverages go? I'm thristy! 8O


Patricia

Before you ask Lost Soul check Andy hasn't snuck it onto the bar next to you or he'll accuse you of gossiping too.

what can I get you Patricia? and don't worry about the gossip coming from that end of the bar :twisted:

Answers 21 - 30.

21.Who is Metal Loaf?
Neverland Express lead guitarist Paul Crook.

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)
Any three of these....
Bad Attitude.
Bat Out Of Hell.
Did I Say That.
Fallen Angel.
Forever Young.
Original Sin.
Read Em And Weep.
Testify.

23. :mrgreen: <----- What's his name?
Mr Green.

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.
Loaf Camera Action.

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?
What Are You Listening To Right Now.

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy :lol: )
Scrabble.

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?
Diane.

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?
The registration of our 1000th member.

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?
LostSoul

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?
Satan.

*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.[/quote]

Actually, it's

Scrabble - Atahira Star Gleam

But that's a little too poncy for something that rolls in foxx poo on a regular (ie daily) basis, so we stick to the the shorter and more familiar "Oi!" :D

Thanks for the drink Andy

Thanks for the quiz Mouse

I'm off for the night. See you soon

But the real question is 'who picked it up?' ? 8O


Patricia

I wonder if Meat will come in for a drink

Gossip? love gossip! 8)

A Paradise please with a straw and a slice of pineapple! :P


Patricia

Hi heli. Can I have the day off and console my sorrows over something very strong like a whiskey? Or a guinness?

Well, today i learned that my best friend is going out with my ex but their two boys...

Double whammy kick in the teeth or what. And what has made it worse they have been going out for three weeks and they didn't tell me. Five days after we split up He only asked george out...

Shoulder anyone?

*Bursts into explosive tears*

(((airhead)))