no! Same way as me falling in love with someone who calls their willy ~~~~~~.

Is rob getting a bit serious about stuff?

no...

Emma do you want some extra math lessons?

Do you want me to dangle you by your legs over a boiling tub of tar, infestated with unmeltable piranahs?
No? I didn't hink so.

Why do I get all the bad luck?

No airhead, maybe later. Why didn't you do hink so? It is all part of God's plan.

Okay, Okay. Now whos the serious one?

You've got a bad fairy following you...you could have got it from drama or something...
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:


Why is it that old men like fishing so much?

Reminds them of their wives....*boom* *boom*

Again, Any good Horror movies out JUST NOW??

A. dont think so.

Q. do you like Fred?

What is giant sand?

I'm intruiged by him, to say the least. What about you?

A. i think he's growing on me

Q. am i insane?

A: No you are not...

I´am leagaly insane... :nuts:


Q: Do you like hiphop?

No more than the rest of us :roll:








When is the weather going to get better

A. i think theres two days in july when its nice.

Q. do you believe in global warming?

A: Yes I do belive...

Q: How much you watch TV every day? And please be honest...

A at least half an hour (neighbours) everyday, more if theres something worth watching.

Q. pessimism or optimism?

It's not unusual for a at least half an hour neighbours everyday more if there to be.

A: all of my optimistic I´m pessimistic realistic...

Q: Would you live in "deep north"?

A. ...probably not

Q. Any one like bats? :lol:

I do - think they are great creatures - get them alot around dusk here









Why were the group "Queen" so brilliant

They weren't brilliant by any stretch of the imagination.


Why do we suffer?

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

Its human nature, Rob



Would anyone like a hug?

Rob wrote:


You are entitled to your opinion but Millions of fans can't be wrong :wink:




I would Biter - but don't want to give you my virus







What is a "CHAV"

My daughter is a goth & she keeps going on about them :?

Depends on how weird YOU are Biter!

Gerry - The Village is out on DVD - not bad...but not very scary




What time is it in New Zealand now?

"Chav" is a word commonly used to describe people that have a love of Burberry clothing, cheap "Argos" jewellery, spawning loads of offspring by the time they reach their mid-teens...Trisha talk shows have loads of chavs on...bad attitude, croydon facelifts (where the hair is pulled into an extremely tight ponytail then plastered with gel), picking on anyone remotely differrent...i could go on for hours. for more info go to www.chavscum.co.uk

I have no idea Pixie!

Aren't budgies incredibly cute when they've just woken up?

Millions of people buy Britney Spears and Phill Collins albums. The majority have no taste in music.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about [quoteFALLEN ANGEL1000]he or she do - think they. Try being more or less specific.

Rob wrote:


I agree about Britney - but lets just agree to differ about the others 8)







Is Shark Tale worth buying when it comes out on 11th Feb

Not really FA - it's not as good as Shrek but marginally better than Help! I'm a Fish

What are you all getting your boys for Valentine's Day (and guys what are you getting your girls?)

What is that? Let's get back to that later. Interesting. Where are they? You are a Fish

What are you all getting your boys for Valentine's Day and guys what are you getting your girls? Is that your job?

Fred - do you have a girlfriend?

That's good information: Pixie said I - do me have a girlfriend.

A jaggy Cactus plant 8O

Whats a womans favourite pressy (silly Blo**y question) :?

Gerry - My fav prezzie is :-



Something with thought - Don't eat chocs much - not really into flowers - last year my hubby got me tix to a show - which to me was great - he had thought about what I wanted - not what is expected :wink:







Why does Bud in USA taste alot better than the Bud you get here

.....cause its outta date by the time it gets here 8O

Why doesn't eveyone got to Church??

Maybe they are not religious or believe in something else :?









Why is my desk looking like a tip - even though I am working my socks off

because not everyone believes in going...


If chimpanzee's can do sign language why cant they speak?

BECAUSE you are working your socks off FA!!

How can it possibly be 2 p.m. so soon? (one for Aussies I feel :D )

'cause they're not sure we're clever enough to understand them.. :roll:

Why is the weather ALWAYS so bl**dy horrible in Newcastle?

Because Newcastle Sucks.



Would you ratehr die by being shot or stabbed

None

someones got a problem I think :roll: , agree??

Possibly - or just have a murderous day (best said with a Glaswegian accent Gerry!).

Isn't life lovely?

No.


What r u more afraid of?
being shot
being stabbed
dying alone

being stabbed...

How the heck did fred get up to 900 something posts in half a week????????????????????

A.because he's a postwhore :lol:

Q. are you having a good afternoon/day?

deleted...posted double :roll:

A. no

Q. why is the NHS incompetent?

because im a little wierd...

can i have an elephant please?

What - are you saying YOU are the NHS meshurp?

Hmm, maybe that explains a few things :D

Why can I do a 12-hour day yet my hubby does 4 hours then falls asleep during the FIRST HALF of the England v Holland game???

A. genetics

Q. is it just me or does it seem like airhead actually goes to school at a mental asylum?

She probably does - very hyper - has her own padded cell :lmao: - you got to love her though :wink:








Why won't by body regulate my temperature :?

No, it's not just you Keab!

Is it true Charles is going to marry Camilla?

A. yup, see the link i posted on "hope it lasts"

Q. will it last?

2 ugs together..it'll last

Do you think Camilla looks more like a horse than Ann??

I don't really care what she looks like.



Why does everyone care what Camilla looks like?

Not really? What do you care about, Keb ? Why does the sun shine?

I care about many things just not outward signs of beauty.



What laptops should I look at?

You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like all.

square ones

Why should you look at laptops?

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

I need a laptop for my school work. So they can watch me while I work.



Why does Fred reply when he doesn't understand?

Why do you need it so badly? Um, Who are "They? "

I don't care at all what she looks like. However, how she has behaved is quite important - and I don't like that. Not that I really care except as usual us poor taypayers are going to continue to get clobbered to keep both of them....cynical me? 8)

What are you then? You really do? Why? : Pixie said it care except as usual us poor taypayers are going to continue to get clobbered to keep both of them. OK Let's talk about you. <condition> Pixie. your age is safe with me. </condition> What are the advantages to being 8 years old?

Oh Fred :D :D

My son is 8 years old and has his whole future ahead of him and really believes anything he wants to do he will be able to (well, within reason). Sounds good to me.

So why do things hardly ever work out?

Because life isn't fair.


Why isn't life fair?

because that's the way it is









what did you think of the Brits :roll:

Mockery.

Shows the capacity of ten year old girls and middle-aged women to place deep meaning into 'Angels' and allow Love Will Tear Us Apart to go over their heads.

You?

Crap - only saw clips - but was not impressed at all. Even my daughter said the same - she only watched it for Green Day








Should I go shopping now & get wet twice or wait til I go for my drum lesson - when it will be very crowded & I'll hate it

A. wait until later.....one soaking is enough! especially as you have been unwell...


Q.where is everyone? where are you hiding haha?

i ate them all.... :bleh: :lol: :devil:

now what shall i have as a snack?

as long as its not me i don't mind :lol:

Q.should i keep postwhoring....or find a more constructive occupation?

Do both - postwhoring is fun - but there are lots of other interesting things to do too :wink:








As you know I am learning to play the drums. I only listen to a select few people or band. Can anyone recommend someone worth listening to from say ........................ Jazz or Country?? Or any other styles ............... except Hip Hot - Rap - House - Garage that sort of crap.

Sorry FA stumped on that one I'm afraid :?

Did anyone get any unusual Valentine Days' prezzies? :wink:

I got a christmas card from a guy that has a liking for wearing skirts.
go figure.


Anyone need a hug?

Christmas card? Is the guy in a Time Warp?? :D (sorry for the poor pun)

Hugs are always welcome Biter! However, I think I'd need one even more if I'd got the present you have for Valentine's Day :wink:

HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG

So do we really prefer George Michael's Careless Whisper to Robbie Williams' Angel?

Listen to the Beatles. It's better than anything else.

:roll: yeah yeah yeah

Were the sensational 70's better than 2day??

No comparison Gerry - the 70's well better than todays - crap - well most of it






How can I keep warm - heating on - jumper on but still cold

:heart: need I say any more :heart:

Projector screen or Plasma??

Gerry wrote:



No Gerry - you are all talk - that's the problem :whistle:


Whatever - not into such things - if it's cheap & works it's good enough for me :wink:








Got 3 hours left at work - but done everything - how shell I look busy :angst:

Paracetamol tennis....take two pill counters and some out of date paracetamol....instant fun.


Am I a weirdo for inventing paracetamol tennis?

Where do you want me to take it? I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

No Biter, probably just bored!

Why am I NOT bored after looking after my 3 little ones for 3 days now?

Because babies are mad and love to keep you running!

WHY ARE THERE NO DECENT CREAM CAKES IN CLACTON????????!!!!!!!????? :cry: :cry: :cry:

Clacton......is that in Thomas the Tank??

Is Clacton a real place or a place for imaginary people :?

No Clacton is very real as many as many childhood holidays were spent there. (although not quite as many as yarmouth!!!)


Were you and Pontins or Butlins camper?

Neither.


Where's your favourite holiday destination?

America!!! But I want to see Ireland, i've got a thing about the emerald isle.

Isn't love amazing?

No, not really.

Isn't hate amazing?

Only if it leads to passionate, rage fuelled sex Rob.


Im stuck here with airhead and i fear for my hair. Kinda. Any ideas on how to keep her from eating the budgie?

lips, needle, thread 8O ...sore but effective.

Anyone going to all Meats summer gigs??

I bet Eva is!

Are you Eva? :D

I am all being well - Chatsworth with Christabales :cheer: If tix are not too stupid price wish






What is the weather doing over there - coming home tomorro :wink:

http://www.clactonpier.co.uk/index.htm Does this answer your question, Gerry?

A. Snowy. Very, very snowy! :))

Q. Why when I made a snow angel today did my friend put horns on its head? Is she saying something? :)

Ha ha, yes I think so airhead! :twisted:

Did FA have a teeny bit too much to drink when she wrote that last post? :D

Quite possibly.

Anyone want to join my "People Who Hate Phil Collins" party?

Count me in, Rob.


Anyone like Nightwish?

Is that a band or hoping to get lucky after a few 8O

Is Clacton Pier where the neds hang about??

Whats a ned?

Why is clacton peir so chav infested?????