Poor...no offence...

:lmao:

should be careful then....

nah, you'll be ok.... im just not used to be followed for an hour and a half

By a man or by a population in general?

Suppose a girl followed you for this long...would THAT be ok?

no, definitely not

depends on how she looks like :sneaky:

Why not...as I recall correctly you always wanted your own personal stalker?

never wanted a stalker.... should i buy a black car?

What for? We all know you're a witch anyway...that's why you're oh so private...

Need motivation!!!

What for...relax and enjoy the show...

And who´s going to pack my things then? :roll:

Are you going to Wembley ALREADY??? :shock:

:lol:
No!
I´m just moving out of here for a few weeks;)

Ahhhh...I see...

Do you have garbage bags?

Put them over the hangers and you've got clothes on hangers packed...

Then throw the rest into garbage bags and you're all packed...

How am I doing so far??? :mrgreen:

:lmao:
You´re doing great!

And that´s actually what I´m doing here... but didn´t expect needing so many garbage bags... phew...(and they already are the big ones!!)

Alright...then you're in danger of breaking them...time to switch to a few boxes!!!

Erm...
http://media.mlxxfc.net/box.JPG

any other good tips?

Good time to clear out shite...throw out anything you haven't seen or worn in 6 months...this way you will get rid of 3/4 of your possessions...

I've got one... If you haven't touched it in the last 12 months, leave it there...

2,000th post Jonty - congratulations...

NOW you're making some sense finally...

And congrats on becoming true heir to the throne...

Jeez, guys you´re all pretty helpful!
But why did nobody say something like "Get your ass away from the damn computer and do something productive!!!!" ??

Hey...we're all your friends here, aren't we? *pout pout*

And exactly as being my friends here you should say something like suggested :D
Friends do that! lol

Ok...

Betty go and take out garbage!!!

It's garbage day today!!!

FINALLY!!!

Yes Miss!!
Will do!

but I´ll be back later

ta very much... did some deleting so as not to waste it, lol

You seriously have some deficiencies and flaws, mister...

joey dunlop.... a road racing legend, king of the road!!!

almost time to go

Steve Barton rocked :( big time....what a loss

I think it is time to dispose of my birkenstocks.

hey diddle diddle,
the cat did a piddle, all over the kitchen mat.
the little dog laughed to see such fun,
and piddled all over the cat. lmao

burn't my fingertips, must use oven gloves :doh:

That's not a Limerick :roll:

THIS is a Limerick ;)

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling!

I know what I absolutely didn´t miss!!!!!!

One month to go :shock: :panic:

I don't think I like limericks after all...

God I hope that wasn't a decision that I'm gonna regret making

Did you think any more about Thursday's conversation, Michael?! :))

If I saw a live person right now...ANY person...I could have easily MURDERED them...lucky I am not seeing anybody live...

God, I don't remember being THIS FURIOUS in AGES!!!

Yes I did

Not going to elaborate are ya lol

No I'm not lol

thank goodness i'll not run in to you today:-)

Oh yeah...thank your lucky stars...I am breezing fire today...

come with me and we'll know love, we'll show you and we will teach you, take my hand and learn from us, we'll touch you and we will reach you, come with me and we'll know love, we'll show you and we will teach you, take my hand and learn from us, we'll touch you and we will reach you, and you'll know love forever, you will live forever more, for ever mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore

was it something you ate?? lmao

*Runs up and kicks Jonty into the sheen*...

Care to say one more word to me??? :wtf:

:panic:

Leaving the Church is really expensive :shock:
Muppets!!!!
I left anyway...

Were you a nun before??? :shock:

Me??
Yeah!! Sure!! :lmao:
Didn´t you see my halo?
If not, it´s too late now... I had to give it back to them today ;)

Well, you did say you've left the church...unless you were...were you a POPE????

Shhht... don´t tell my secret! :D

(left the church community or whatever it´s called ;) )

The muppets have started their British tour and they were all going my way on the A21, M25 & M4 this evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Why?

ok, youtube clip of itv chart show, 18th dec 93... anything for love, no.8... bat out of hell no.7!!!!!! was bat closer to being christmas no.1 than anything for love????????????

Really shouldn´t have drank the Sambuca :roll:

Really shouldnt have drank that water.

Now I have to go to the toilet, but I'm too lazy

I´d like to use the "punch" smilie we´re having at MSN :-P

CHSIB...:lmao:

:panic:

I'm hungry :(

Stop moaning!
Go to the toilet and take a stop at the refrigerator! :mrgreen:

If he is an example of German man...you should really move...ANYWHERE...

lol

Dont have anything eatable here :cry:

I know, I know...!!
Working on it!!

is anything for love about a prostitute?

ewwww ... fillings

there were endless nights, they just go on forever

Oh i just love dance of the vampires, gives me a tingling feeling:cool:

Ummmm......:silence:

Wishful thinking never pays off...

make the most of your grandparents, while u can

I want my mommie...

is it safe to ask how r u now??

Yeah...now it's safe...I am...nostalgic...thank you for asking...

should i do wembley? or not

I reckon u should, after all you said i should:-)

4 weeks and 1 day to go...so bloody much to do!

Got so many deadlines rushing up to meet me... why aren't I doing something about them?

Dam computer... had to come back down to library again to log onto site..... got to get new comp

The coffee machine is broken on our floor, I've got back ache, certain people in the office aren't pulling their weight, and I'm tired. Is it any wonder I'm grumpy?

Kettle's on, Grumpy ;) :up:

You'll need to deliver the brew though, got a meeting in a minute :twisted:

I'm sure Ralph wouldn't mind me delivering a cuppa!!

Been gardening the last 3 hours, now I know I HATE physical work! I'm just not made for it! :angry:

lol why do I think I do painting and textiles?! :lol:

I dont know why YOU think that. :p

Aww God...yeah that just about sums up my morning!! :p

You know what I meant :p

It's official, I am surrounded by clueless people.

For the record folks, he's at work now :p

I'll post from home later ;-)

these new headphones I just bought are KICKASS! :drool:

I distust a chiropodist called Miss Choppem.

1. What is distust?
2. What is chiropodist?

No no no no...

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

Nobody wants to meet you and see you and it is a HUGE waste of your time!

(Let's see if reverse thingie works)

Suffice it to say it is illegal (even between consenting adults in 47 US States.

It's a small furry mammal related to the mole.

What about the other few states besides 47?

I don't think any man should trust a woman who calls herself Miss especially if she is a small furry mammal...oh wait...is that something like a mouse??? :shock:

Oh wait...I am not a mouse anymore...I am...let me look into the dictionary real quick...oh yes...

I am DA COUNTESS!!!

Sounds good to me!!!

Now I can be as evil as I truly am without feeling bad about it...

Distust is a form of distRust formed by a lack of decent cups of tea

A Chiropodist is what you yanks would call a Podiatrist. The person who chops off corns and generally cures dodgy feet!

And she is a Miss as she isn't married.