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Right everyone Cher has turned up - great bike - parked in the new car park


She makes a speech:

"I'm blown away" by this new B&B

"Don't make the same mistake" get fire/smoke alarms installed

Employ "The Gunman" for the yobs

This is the "shape of things to come"

I declare the new B&B open - and airhead - well done :wink:

**Chere walks inside and looks around **

:shock:

*stands there moving mouth but words don't come out... stands there like a frightened rabbit in headlights*

** Cher walks up to airhead and signs autograph - do you want a ride on my bike **

Yeah please!!!!

*hops on back of bike and they speed away*

Oo god! You two becarefull!

Oh Eddie your not even wearing a helmet!!! Oo don't go so fast!!


Tut :roll: Girls!!!

*comes back with huge smile and hugs cher before she rides away*

Wow... what an honour....

Oh yeah, everyone, go to your rooms, i've left a surprise in them for all of you!!!!

Heli they will be fine - how is your room

** FA runs to hers to check it out **

Huh :??:

*Crawls on hands and knees to find my room as feet are too sore after work. Can't find it so just collapses in a heap on the landing and falls fast asleep*

** FA wakes up to a lovely day & a great room **

Well must get up & out - loads to do

** FA tip toes past Caz - after throwing a blanket over her - must be cold if been there all nite **

*goes up to new room in the attick*

OMG!!!! WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! MY VERY OWN RECORD PLAYER!!!! WITH EVERY MEAT LP THERE IS!!!

Wow!! Eddie this is amazing!! Thank you!!!!!:bunny:

Right i better get my new stuff moved in!!

** FA staggers in - gets to room & crawls into big new bed **

** FA puts tv on & gets comfy - watches wrestling ** :oops:

*sits in room and lays guitar quietly*
Sorry I don't want to disturb anyone
*falls asleep playing guitar*

Keb

Don't worry about the noise - we had all the rooms soundproofed

** FA gets up & prepares for the day **

What shell I do?? I hate Sundays :evil:

airhead - still haven't found my prezzie - do I have to go hide & seek for it :lmao:

I'm not sure I normally sit and do nothing, and hope we skip to Friday, I'm going to try and write a song, I need to cover a book, its got Meat pics on and people looking at it are ruining the pics.

I hid it behind the bog!!!!!

airhead - luvly - hope it's not edible 8O

No luv... it's a surprise, i'm not saying what it is!!! ;)

sorry airhead - you will have to tell me first

i ain't fishing anything from behind the toilet - without knowing what it is first 8O

I don't blame you FA. You never know what you might find :lol:

New building or not - I ain't going there :twisted:

especially in this place.... :lol:

Ok its a special collection of cds with Popcorn Blizzard, Stoney and meat loaf, and all his cds!

Oi Black Dog, theres a surprise hidden for you, look in the shower, and above the shower head!

**FA runs to back of toilet & gets cds - plays straight away **
Thanks airhead

Don't Get used to it, These Lps, cds and *ahem* other presents are costing me a bomb!!!!!

By the way some post came for you!

** FA goes down to reception & gets mail **