Shame on you to make fun and josh old people...

FOR SHAME!!!

Since you're alive here - that's all that counts...

Shot? No chance, applauded perhaps!

You can. :sneaky:

:twisted: Why does everyone around me think that i have been put on this earth to do everything while they do absolutely f**k all :wall:

:twisted: Well, you those keyrings Barb, the ones that whistle back when you whistle at them?

Why don't you put one under Steve's seat on the couch, that when you whistle, it sends a 1000 volt electric shot directly into his ass :devil:

I did think that, just couldn't be bothered going to check at the time :eyebrows:

been promised an excellent farewell tomorrow, excellent

:yawn:Loads and loads of brandy ,great night last night and then i still cant sleep.............. :down:

Where did the brlliant weather go??
Stupid headache!
I won last night :mrgreen: and it was fun!
Don´t want to go shopping.
Why are all these people calling me?! Oh Vodafone that´ll be very very expensive for you!! But it´s your own fault :evil:

Well that took long enough! But all will be well that ends well.

bit late, ah well

:twisted:F**king neighbours,i am going to go and shove his drill where the sun dont shine if he dont pack up,considering he aint even meant to be there.... :arrr: ........he is really pushing his luck....:angry::bump:

lol they seemed to be quite now as we pissed them off with meat loaf's music i think life is a lemon done the trick :lol:

pmsl, suppose I'd better answer him

Silence is golden......lovely

even when pissed, still can do a top 10 sober santa score lol

and even when pissed I can whup Knobby @ mini put 1

the results are in and Jonty's crap at putting!!!!!!

well done kid... in my defence i was an idiot picking a game you were tops at
as defences go, that aint a good one

poor lol

sober santa then??

who??????

screw that for a game, you can't even use the mouse and I'd never heard of it!!!!!!!

and I've had more to drink than Santa lol