fail the stupid test that I´ve got to write tomorrow... damnit!!!!

Study harder lol

this is not funny, this is damn serious....:roll: :?
oh, and I´m p*issed off... :evil:

<<<<refrains from study harder comments

damnit janet :))

whom is janet?

I have so much catching up to do...


Hi to everyone on the site. xx

I think I need a bigger boot :lmao:

what for ?:-P :lol:

putting things in ...

It's really not that much stuff! :p

:lmao: well how big do you need your boot to be?:-P

:shock: where did all these emails come from.... HELP!!!

Ahh... so not your feet then...?

no, his hair :twisted:

A somewhat less stressful day than yesterday

I can't get into my sandwich :bicker:

Oh don't tell me you know Janet too...to be damned...:shock:

I blame myself...:oops:

Good thing though I've read the other comments...cause we call THAT a trunk...I thought you need a bigger boot to better shove it up somebody's...ummm...rear...:lmao:

I wouldn't have thought you'd have fitted!!!!

:lmao: You're on form today!

It was hermetically sealed in three layers of plastic, that even a penknife struggled to puncture! Sandwich was lovely once I got to eat it though, well worth the effort!

Don't ask him how he will get in...ask him if he is becoming self-cannibal...:shock:

I'm having a much better day today lol

My only mistake today was buying a sandwich (no plastic) with mayo in it

See ... it's all about the plastic wrapped sandwiches :))

Funnily enough Mr K refers to me as "his little cannibal" when we buy sweets in the cinema ... :lmao:

Mine were in bio-degradable wrappings........not sure about the mayo though!!

why did I do that yesterday???
I want something like that also!!!

Well if you will insist on eating Maltesers to take away the effects of the coffee revels ... :lmao:

I gotta lose that image in my head

If you go back to my post you'll see I edited it as quickly as I could having re-read it a little too late!!

I truly didn't intend that to sound how it did!

that does nothing for the image in my head

Bwahahahahahahaha...sweets? Cannibal???

Alright...I don't want any more images in my head today...my mind is somewhere in the DEEP gutter this morning...

Great minds...

Andy refers to me as a cannibal when I eat Maltesers thanks to a wonderful comment from my Mum about me being "blonde on the inside" !

Just deleted entire big post...

Remembered I still have to meet you at Wembley...

:silence:

:lmao: Aw I can handle it I'm sure ;)

Yeah...but it would be so much better in person...;) :lol:

and you think that I'll be bad for just a little while...........but I KNOW that I'll be BAD for GOOD :devil:

Keep on dreaming...you're one of those that are ALWAYS good and always will be...you don't know what BAD really means...

Dammit :evil:

Yep...and this is as far as you will go by being bad...BUT...not all the girls like BAD boys...in fact...really worthwhile girls of substance...prefer guys like you...

(Rummages around in her pockets for her lost youth...)

Nope, sorry...lost my youth forever...otherwise...;)

Tour shopping tomorrow! :yay:

really liked the bike!! REALLY liked it!
Can´t wait till we actually ride it!! :D
Thanks Germany for your wonderful Autobahn without speed limit :twisted:

Did you say THAT??? :shock:

Did I have to read it...:(

Now I have to think shopping too...argh...hate shopping...

Have a good time though if you enjoy it!!!

Am I asking for too much?
Probably not, because I´m not demanding there... which could be the problem:? :(

Did anybody notice that I actually very rarely have my own thoughts...I seem to respond only to the thoughts of others...hmmm...:shock:

just remembered right now that I had the weirdest dream ever last night.....I really must have psychic problems if I dream such crap.

And No, I wont post the content....because it's a family forum :shock:

If that's the case...we won't ask either...;)

Yep - only 3 weeks to go for me, gotta get these things done :up:

About 4 for me...where did the time go?

We have such a weird weather here that it's hard even to figure out things...one day it's summer...next day it's winter...

Currently we're flooded...if anybody saw footage of New Orleans on TV...this is how surrounding streets look now...

Must admit to being rather confused when I saw the news a couple of days ago covered in the footage from those awful shootings in Virginia, and it appeared to be snowing!

4 weeks? :shock::panic:


Still have to get a train ticket....

5 for you, but who's counting...

Everyone apparently :lmao:

Yeah...we had snow very recently too...me thinks like last week or so...

Honestly this place now looks like something after nuclear attack in the movies...dismal, gray and drowned in water...(am I describing London in that movie what's it's name...oh wait...no...it's New Jersey...)

Just checked it out...exactly 4-1/2 weeks...and not sure how I feel about it either...

I was going to say there's lots to do, but actually we're finished aren't we?! All set to go!

Emotionally too?

Nearly sorted, just one more thing to do then it's all sorted for the road trip.

I'll be ready emotionally by about 2009, certainly not 3 weeks tomorrow

theres one thing left to do...ahoo `*sings*

Neither am I...

Make that two things, got to collect some money off a foreign visitor :))

Do you mean like knock some foreign European visitor on the head and get all his money???

I am in!!!

Yeah if you meant a random amount from a random foreigner count me in for that :up:

*looks VERY innocent the other direction and starts whistling*

NOT random...

Well, I guess we know who ain't gonna be at Wembley, eh?

Well I'm not against the idea of any foreigner handing money over to me or T'Other half at any time, but I think I'd draw the line at mugging. Unless they happen to have pseudo-innocent faces and are whistling :twisted:

PRECISELY

If anyone's whistling I'll hit them round the head for being irritating - if they're out cold and cash falls from their pockets then that's just fate

:whistle:

Except you - for many reasons, a lot of which I'm not going to list here...but you have the tickets!

problem is that I still gotta exchange MUCH money, and have to calculate HOW much...

<<<<<< Has license to whistle and be annoying :))

Scrabble???

Did he learn that from Marvin???

*innocent look*

<<< reminds her other half that he may have the tickets but I still have access to them

Unless of course they've been moved to the other safe place

Exchange it all...we will sort you out...let's see...

Deutche Mark = 0.0000000000000000001 sterling pound

Take it from there...

Well, at least some people know where some of their tickets are...

I'd be very worried if RJ was trying to exchange Deutche Marks, they use the yo-yo these days.

But if you're out cold having been hit around the head for being irritating I have time to look around the house at my leisure....might stop for a snack and a G&T while I'm at it ... :cool:

(that is not a cue for you to lie to the forum and tell them there's no gin left because I drank it :shock: )

Euro?

There is Gin left, because you didn't drink it all ... yet :p

For the record people, it was Andy who was in charge of gin measures, not me, I had nothing to do with that!

What is gin made of? Does it contain any grain or barley?

I'd be disowned by my father if I didn't pour a decent Gin!!!!

You'd be disowned by me!

Just wait till Dad pours you one!!

Alright...everybody's gin is safe from me...guess I am allergic to THAT too...:(

From what your sister said I don't think I'd survive to drink a second one

I shall make it my duty to protect you from all gin...gladly!

Think yourself lucky you don't drink Whisky ...

MY HERO!!!!

*Bats eyelashes...realizes that Lucy is a girl...shuffles off to Buffalo*

OK...apparently I don't drink anything anymore...and don't eat anything either...so...you're all safe...

Somebody mention whisky?????

:lmao: I just knew that would bring you running

Kinda set the radar off..........

Scrabble luckily hasn't taught Marvin that if youre poorly one day and then the next day you get your favourite food it isn't cos youre loved its cos theres an antibiotic hidden in it!!!

Ahhhh...old trick, eh?

Nah, they are all loved...that's why they are getting those antibiotics...

Did anybody ever noticed how you haggle with insurance or whatever to pay your own medical bills...but you don't blink an eye when vet charges you an arm and a leg for your pet...