harald schmidt...best late night comedian ever

is cream crackered

Jacob's:-P

I am so incredibly tired right now !!!

Want to sleep but stuff to do !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Gran!

.net is a happer place again :)).

It's FRIDAY

thank god!!!!!!!!

Damn... that means I've got to get off here and get on with the housework...

What did you have to go and say that for??? :bicker:

Because it's true!! :cheer:

hooray away for the weekend cya

Yep!!
TGIF!!!!!
And I´m really knackered after this thing today... :yawn:

Geez...so much work put into one word...

In any event...TGIF!!!

If a job's worth doing it's worth doing properly :p

3 hours to go!!!!

Come on Michael, catch up I'm an hour into my weekend already :))

Thought I'd give you a head start old man lol

Is that an infraction I see before me?

Actually that was polite, I'm usually a lot ruder when I talk to him, though I did push my luck when I barred him from the Bat and Belfrey lol

No, that's an even older man you see living his final days out in one of this country's retirement capitals :lmao:

How disappointing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never again! I swear!!
Jeez... typical men!!!!! :evil:

Yippee that means i only have 25.5 hours of work left before monday! :(

[/sarcasm]

and soon it's

SATURDAY
:))

Some people have far too much time on their hands...

[quote=Betty;337647]How disappointing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never again! I swear!!
Jeez... typical men!!!!! :evil:[/quot

wasn't me........least I don't think so????

must stop buying stuff just cause its cheap

yesterday was the 300th aniversary of the great fire of lisburn

im really starting to like baab

No, you´re definitely not guilty !

Thought:
that was too much alcohol for someone who hadn´t eaten anything over the whole day....:roll:

now im bored:(

Should I wake her up?

Nah, gonna be good

you should have!

I was trying to be good!!!!!

I know! No need to defend yourself...

I thought you needed your sleep lol

Then again what the hell you doing waking up at this time....

Then again what the hell am I doing awake at this time?????

Well, I did. But remember what I´ve said about the permission...

Then again #1: if only I know.... :roll:
Then again #2: good question!!! Any idea for the answer now?

I'm a tad under the influence of alcohol, that's my excuse and your's doesn't come close to it

I´m a tad under the influence of a hangover... my excuse is really not that bad, I think:roll:

yesterday was the 119th anniversary of the birth of our former president Adolf H., but I dont post it :p

:shock: :shock: :shock: Can´t believe that my horoscope actually told me what I am going to do today anyway :shock: :shock: :shock:

i wonder how i hurt my arm

really not sure if I´m sober enough to drive again :roll:
At least my stomach tells me I´m not!!:| :?

hmmm....shall I watch a movie?

You beauty :yay: :cheer: :))

And thank you to the one who spotted it for me ;-)

Really trying to stay awake here :zzz:

:D :D :D
One happy bunny here

no top 10 arcade scores... poor

Soooo Quiet tonite......

ouch, that hurts :(

Don't do it then lol

I´m not.
It´s someone else who´s doing it.

Crappy day!

Working on a Sunday shouldn't be allowed!!!!

you had your chance to go in yesterday, but you decided not to...
so stop moaning and do some work :twisted: :p

spanking the monkey is sore on the arms, still into the top 50 so worth it

aah, school starts 11am tomorrow :D

ahh, work starts 7 am tomorrow, damn it (wheres the pissed off smilie)

Two exams on one day isn´t fair :bicker:

other thought:

I killed that moth all by myself, I´m sooooo proud of myself now :lol: :D
Ugly, unneeded thing *feels disgust*

but I wont do that.....

I think this is the last post for today :D
Wish me luck for tomorrow!
G´nite all :0mghi2u:

is it time for wembley yet?

bmw 330cd is just about the ultimate driving machine

tired :yawn: (<-- incase such a smiley doesnt exist: :zzz:)

Bristol show woohoo :P

oh god work today

Ah, another wonderful Monday morning, take a deep breath and rejoice in the working week ahead!!!!!!


Sod that, I want my duvet!!!!!

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.

....Boomtown Rats...

If only I would have known then what I know now!

Because it's the end of the weekend, and the beginning of another thrilling working week.

Well, for most of you, that is... me, I get to stay home, watch movies, cuddle my boy... the most challenging part of my day is wandering round the shop and trying to decide which chocolate bar to buy....
























































Jealous yet? :twisted:

The following are my thoughts for Monday:

:barf:

whatever happened to the chat? there were times 10-11 people were on every night...

there were times, but the times were so long ago

week has just started and I already hate it :roll:
Why is it that it´s everybodys birthday this week??
And why the hell do some people need to celebrate their birthday three times in five days?!?:? :roll:

How the hell did I catch pneumonia in this weather??????????????

I hate antibiotics as well.....

yet another skill, your very talented

Must be the age... older people fall ill easier :p

I bit my lip waaaaaaa :cry:

Why did you do that?
It hurts!! :mrgreen:

Ummm...hey, young one...WATCH IT!!! :twisted:

Bite the other one...it will be symmetrical and will hurt less.

oops :silence:

Of course I meant older MEN :mrgreen:

Anyone have any idea how to get the sound working on my PC?!

My monitor is a big old one that my Mum claimed from her school (shocking, I know) and it has a speaker down each side and a volume control wheel on the bottom but they don't seem to do anything...

Checked the Volume Control screen in Windows and that's all how it should be...

Do I need some stand-alone speakers to plug into the back of the hard drive?

You will find me running circles around you on a BAD day...trust me on that one...

I fixed it! I fixed a computer problem on my own! :cheer: :cheer:

PRAISE THE LORD!!

*makes a huge red cross on his calendar*

:pray::pray::pray:

:panic:

Seems like I am scaring all Germans...:oops:

Ask Mari when you see her...she knows just how scary I am...:lol:

Ahhh we're back then :))

Hey, Andy...become visible for a sec...I want to see if you're playing with all the marbles too...

No worries, it needs more than this to scare me... really :D
But btw, is there a pic you can show me, I just want to make sure that I´m able to recognise Mari? ;)

I'd rather you looked away :p

Nah, I think it's only admins went berserk...you seem to be ok...:D

Yeah, they're the mad couple.

Couple?

I thought Chris and Michael are couple?

Oh god...this is a soap opera...:roll:

Me adn michael?

Drat, our little secret is out!

We have been discussing your wedding outfits for pages some pages back...geez...get on with the program...

Whatever happened to the find a date for Chris thread?

Chris found the date...I guess?

michael?

Precisely correct!

windys xp isnt at its happiest with 128mb ram lol