I'm not the one who suggested taking a gerbil to bed. I merely offered some practical advice on making it mess-free. Jeesh. :roll:

:D

Is that the best you've got, harlot?

:doh:

That's not a bite... hell, that's not even a good gumming.

Typical Victorian, all words, no action.

:bicker: hip and shoulders at dawn! :twisted:

I've seen your hips and shoulders.... I'm opening a book on how far you will bounce. Somewhere near Perth, I reckon, on the rebound.

You didn't even shift me out of that supermarket. All talk!

Pah... as I recall, you bounced into the chip display. In fact, when I was down there last week, the owner wouldn't even let me in that aisle, on account of the damage your rebound wreaked. You old trout. :-P

Ladies! Please, don't bring your battles over the latest sanatogen savings down at Aldi online here :))

no, actually it was at this little half-a***d shop right near Lotus' home

Yeah, the owners had migrated from Victoria.

And look at what they brought with them.

:yawn:

And you are going to move where?
Ah yes! Queensland, where time runs steadily on backwards!
How appropriate!

Yeah, you should come and visit. It might help you remember your lost youth, through the fog of time.

Won't be bringing the rum and coke this time. You drink too much

For what? :|

A South Australian gerbil

What is this fascination you have with gerbils? Are you perhaps recognising a similar intellect to your own?

:retard: more intellect:??:

now the Dutchy buys into the argument, eh?

Just because you speak double Dutch....

:hic: Course you'd only understand Scotch, wouldn't you?

At least I can use a VCR

ouch