*sleepwalks from b and b in nothing but a t shirt and a pair of knickers into b and b, walks to bar and spreads self all over it*

:zzz: snore... dontwannagotoschool... horriblehomework.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... :zzz:

Wake-up call time,

*puts on ELTEE*

I hope you enjoy.

*wakes up and realizes she is only in her t shirt and knickers and runs through bar, into street and into B and B*

:oops:

*throws a towel at Airhead to help her cover up.*

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

Of Course you can BD
*hands Black Dog a pineapple barcadi breezer*

can i have a bud please, ta

Coffee, black, two sweetners please, thank you .... and make it quick :lmao:

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

Wake-up Call,

*puts on FCOL*

enjoy yourselves, have fun at work.

can i geta bud please :D ta

one bud coming up for Testify

Wake-up call

*puts on AFL*

I got a bit bored of FCOL, esp. as someone keeps on interupting it, I thought we needed a change.

:cry: I slept through the wake up call *runs around like a headless chicken getting ready for work* ...... coffee, black, two sweetners and quicker than last time :lmao:

HI EVERYONE!!!!

I'M HAPPY AGAIN AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

*rollerskates through bar naked with several policemen chasing after her*

WOOOOO!!!! COME ON BOYS, I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!!!

Evening all! Hello Hello Hello there...a man in uniform I see.....Pinta Stella and I'll put my hancuffs and Truncheon on the table 8O

one pint of Stella for Gerry

Stop staring at Airhead, Gerry.

Do you coppers want anything to drink?

I know what you're saying......I hope thats just a Badge he's flashing 8O

bud please :D

cos i'm worth it!

*is escorted out of pub with a coppers jacket on*

Oi, who's going to bail me out????

Not me, I have no money and even so its your own fault,

one bud for Testify.

I think we'd better start a fund raise for Airheads bail. Any donations greatfully received

*sits in police station with hands on chin bored stupid*

Tralalalaaaa... wonder what happens if I push this button?

*pushes button on wall... lights start flashing and the sprinklers start*

Oh its the fire alarm button!!!

*angry policemen stop bell and chucks airhead into the cell*

Yikes ... don't look at me ... i'm on holiday in four weeks need all my money :lmao:

*Rattles collecting tin*

Any donations for the RELEASE AIRHEAD FUND

*4 coppers come in stressed out with lank hair and dark eyes*

*puts in a pound each*

Whiskey... and lots of it... that airhead is too much....