Doesn't work on Commodore, buddy...

commodore 64, a classic

sober santa 2...FANTASTIC!

Thought you said 128...:lol:

he connected two of them

with a scarf lead (local joke)

why do women have small feet?
so they can get closer to the sink

when was the night of the proms concert when meat did no matter what?

I'm pretty sure it was November 2001..

cool thanks, sounds even better now than he did then. the mans a legend

must have eaten something wrong today....

ouch... stomachache :cry:

Now I am confused!

Have I met Emma? and if Emma isn´t Anji does that mean I haven´t met Anji and was it Feleena I met as well?

You'll have MORE days to get confused this time...

And, of course, there will be no confusion concerning moi...hard to miss...all 5 feet of me...hahahahahahahahahaha

Alright...so I get into the car to go home...stare at my dashboard and have NO clue what to do next...took me a good minute or two to figure out what to do in order to drive...:shock:

Senility...and they say old age has it's advantage...what? Where???

Also, watched this guy in rush hour on 4 lane busy highway going from left lane to right and back...just because...all the way....how bored or suicidal was he???

thats why women shouldn't be allowed on the roads

Although it's true in general...I happened to be an excellent driver...just a bit...ya know...long in the tooth and as senile as they come...

this will become an exhausting day .... phew

I forgot to share my surprising news from Sunday with you all - Robbie Coltrane (Cracker, Hagrid in harry potter) cooked breakfast for me on sunday and it was jolly nice.

And he laughed at my very funny adn slightly rude joke!

Coming soon, you can watch me and Robbie cooking breakfast together on ITV!

:shock:
How cool is that!?! :up:
Pics available?

is that guy really as big as he seems on the screen?

Chris? No, he's slightly shorter and thinner in real life.

oh god, didnt expect re-organizing/catalogizing (is that a word?)/burning on CD of all the important music I have on my HD to be THAT much work!

Did the important things now left are:

Burning of 8 CDs
Saving the music from 4 cds on HD
Extracting the sound of 5 DVDs
Extracting the sound of 5 vinyl records
and re-naming of about 300 files into artist - song.mp3 or Musical -Track_song.mp3 scheme

SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!!! :pray::panic:

F****** PEOPLE! :bicker:

And what have we done to upset you????? There we were just reading the threads and look at the abuse we get!!!!!! Never a mod around when you want one :wink:

Sorry, we were all in the bunker, how can I help? :))

You can do my ironing!!!!!

You do realise asking me to do that is an infractable offence don't you? :lmao:

In for a penny then, what you like at hoovering?

:lol: Better than Scrabble is the lazy sod.

I blame the owner

Me too

Say's the pet owner whose pet lives with someone else.

Yes but it's Scrabble you live with so that's ok ;) :p

No dead rats brought into my flat, no cat hairs, no feeding, no being woken up coz he's just got in and his paws are cold etc etc etc

There's probably a point to all this.........................you work it out lol

With behaviour like that from you, I can see why Marvin moved out :))

teardrops sleepy jean....oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?

and another B-day party tonight... :doh:
sadly this time at our place :angst:

Had enuf, I'm going home

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!

Andy's got his credit card bill lol

No, I'm just that good... :lmao:

And he can type at the same time?????????????????????

dont talk about credit card bills please...trying to forget that till end of the month...

The fact I was typing proves that your imagination is running away with you.

And I'd gladly trade my credit card bill arriving for what's happened tonight! :evil:

Dare we ask?

Hard drive failure ... you'd think working in IT that I'd know better than to put off doing a back up till later this week wouldn't you?

However, Mr K and Smoggy are replacing stuff as we speak so all will be good :up:

All other contributions will however be gratefully received!! :))

Back up????? You'd think I'd do it after losing two computers, one of those "it's on my to do list" things!!!

That includes cash.

Too right ... need to buy a new hard drive now as well as pay for May!

Thought you worked in IT, you not wear clothes to work with pockets in them??? :wink:

:lmao: can see that happening ... shortly before I get the knock on the door from special branch ... and a few men in black suits

Think I'll be nice and give Andyd about 50 pounds, when I see him :))

Aah, I'm such a good person

I'm sure AndyK would rather you gave it to him lol

:lol: Rainer ... think I'd rather have the 200TB netapp Raid filer we're getting delivered to the office next week.

RJ ... you might have to pay more via ebay ... at this rate I'll need to raise more than 50 quid :lmao:

why am i meant to train the person that got the job i didnt go for, but almost did???

Andy I believe i can help.

I have a spare hard drive free to a good home.

Just checked and it is still in the box with the Atari ST. Itś got 10 meg of space, independant power supply and barely makes more than a loud clunk when in use.

It'll make more than a loud clunk when it hits you on the back of the head as a present for being so helpful in my time of need :p

party has gotta continue without me.
Could someone please wake me at 0 o´clock (German time), much appreciated, thanks :D

Things aren't quite as ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH as I first thought ... phew

anyone else knackered and ready for bed?

hell yes!!
I´m still are... even after 5hrs of sleep :roll: :oops:

I so hate the library..... but at least i can still get on forum

whohooo
not allowed to go to work today after business school! great thing :D
Think I´ll take a sunbath now :weee:

Alright...read all 3 pages of nonsense posted while I was out...and have I learned anything new???

No!!!

Oh well...better luck next time...

Thought you knew this place better than that?

I am starting to think that I know this place all too well...:roll:

Here you got something new and important:

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR EVER :)) :cheer:

Congratulations!!!!

BUT...forever is a very long time...university is a school too...DUH!!!

Third B-day party in three days, two of them at our place, one left which will take place coming saturday... again at our place :shock:
Noooo!!! :doh:

OK...these are my thoughts for today...

~~~~ April showers that bring ~~~~ing April flowers...

... i need a vacation ...

Office full with kids... because of Girls Day in Germany (where kids get one day off at school for going to work with one of their parent)
Wonder why that boy is here at Girls Day :roll: :D
And why do all kids love me????!!!
I´m evil, ok?! BOOOH! :twisted:

we have those here in the States... i try to send our puppy along with her daddy but she never wants to gooo... ahahahahhaha.... hic...

Can I come too?

well, beginning today, I have actually 6 months of vacation :twisted::))

nobody LIKES a braggart... lol ... and 'Babe... if ya just wanna sit around me hut... sure... come on down... lol... cuz...that's allll i wanna do....

wahoo weekend here already or is it me thats off for 4 days

... oh well... OFF... i'm ALWAYS OFF... :nuts: ...it's just that i can't be off and stay home ... lol ...

Well, then consider coming to States soon...will treat you like a king!

We have a kids day I think here too today...somebody my boss was saying...geez...both of his kids are retarded in a different way...I hope he doesn't bring them after all...

Yeah look at the way you colonists treated your last king :p

Ummm...I ain't from around these parts...so no kings and no slaves...

On the other hand...certain king and his lovely other half are always welcome!!! ;)

as long as it's not certain king and his lovely 8 other halfs? Wait, that's gotta be 16 other halfs then.:lmao:

RJ...hit the history books...Blue Beard or certain Henry (whoever you mean) been dead for quite a while...

OK...I can't be bothered right now...but did Henry, in fact, had 8 wives??? I thought it was less??? Something to the tune of 4 or 5?

Henry the 8th had 6 wives!!

ah, damnit, whatever

Thanks...I was close enough...some of them were quite insignificant...hard to remember...

Henry VIII had six wives ... so that'd be 12 other halves, or 3 other halfs depending on where the other other half was.

My original comment was regarding George III ...

See that's History and Astro-physics :))

And my comment was entirely about some other King...Mr. King...and HIS lovely half...

and my comment was just the usual bollocks :))

That has to be a conadidate for post of the year RJ ... you should make that your signature :lmao:

Hey, Andy...whatever happened to MLFCUK annual awards??? :shock:

They haven't happened this year yet ... probably worth waiting till after may now. Give us something to do in the post-tour lull.

Do you want to tell me that you will have post-tour lull???

Are you kidding??? :shock:

It was fun though... please put it on your calendar...

Other than overtime to pay for it all!!!!