Okay, its that time again

*puts on ELTEE*

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

*sends pub a letter from jail*

Dear meaters...

I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!! :twisted:

love your nutty friend,

eddie

*rushes off to eddie's room ... grabs clothes that were lying on the floor, sends them to the cell .... gently tells eddie, you're in here for a while, coz nobody is putting anything in the tin ... last i saw all we had were four pound coins, two peanuts and a couple of bud lids* :lmao:

*looks out of door ... and she wondered why she got arrested* :lmao:

he he, if only you could hear how loud my music really was.

Wake-up call, up now!

*puts on ELTEE, really loud*

Have fun!

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

Thanks Caz!!!

Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button?

Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!!

Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT????

Oh great. No south park????? :cry: No simpsons???? :cry: Surely there must be Steptoe???? *sniffle*

oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!

dont suppose i can get a bud in this place?

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

Like it will get to Eddie, it will end up in his office. Oh well call me cynical but thats what I think, also do you think they will allow it to enter without them taking it to pieces.

That's true keb ... but hey ... she can't say i didn't try can she :lmao:

More to the point ... how has she got internet access?? Has she hijacked the Police Computer :evil:

lol, looks like it, what shall we do?

*searches round pockets*

Ok I'm wearing an army all in one so I have lots of pockets.

*finds a couple of quid in a hidden pocket*

You didn't see that? ok here you go £2 from my pockets and £10 from my lunch money.

Okay, that's £10, plus £2, plus the other £4 that makes £16 ... bail was set at £30 so we need another £14 :lol:

come on you lot ... surely we can raise £14 to get her out before she drives us insane :lmao:

Someone owes me some money I will get it off of them tomorrow, so she will just have to wait until tomorrow night.

cheers mate

Cool keb ... okay i've lobbed in a couple of quid ... so all we need now is £14 i think *maths not my strong point* :lmao:

*wanders upstairs goes straight to bed turns on music and puts it through some headphones*

*wanders aimlessly around*

jumps in bed and sticks head under pillow again

I was allowed a couple of hours "computer time"!!!!

Groan... I'm bored... I'm gonna pester the warden for a while you know... drive him mad... sneak bicarb of soda into his coffee again... watch him fizz.... did that last night!!! heeeeheeee!!!!

*takes a swig on her water and bites her bread, and foams to the mouth as a warden laughs his head off*

blaaaablaaaaahblaaahblaaaaah..... :shock:

Wake-up call, as no one complained yesterday I will do the same

*puts on ELTEE, as loud as it can go*

Hope you enjoy

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

*Opens eyes*

Wow ... what a way to wake up :lmao:

Funny, I ran out so quick I still had my slippers on, at least they were decent ones and not the half chewed by the dog (like most of my other slippers).

Caz, its a brilliant way to wake up, just don't thank me, it wasn't my idea.

can i geta bud please, ta

*gets out of police car*

Bye hunni's!

*kisses copper cheekily and the copper groans, and bangs his head against the steering wheel stressed out*

*s~~~~s up to bar*

Well... well... welll... just when I was planning my escape involving spoons I got a bail from my good friend Caz...

*police come back in stressed out again, and grab eddies arm*

Oh yeah... the cherry bomb in the toilet... classic... :lol:

*bundled back in police car*