Hi Gerry

Yes the drinks are on me

Join me - hangover may be on the cards 8O 8O 8O 8O

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL GOOD TONIGHT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hi all - Carlsberg Export please

**FA goes over to jukebox & puts Whitesnake (here I go again) on - followed by Richard Marx (Hazard) & Meat (A Kiss)

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Can I have an ice cold pineapple breezer, please

So what's in the Jukebox,

I'll have an alpine :wink:
and I'll pay for black dog's ice cold pineapple breezer. actually i'll skip the alpine, lets have 2 ice cold pineapple breezers :D

Beer.

And keep 'em coming - we is drowning sorrows!!!!

Darn penalty missing fool!!!! :evil:

Morning all
*puts on FCOL*

Rob its the morning wake up call, just I was in a rush and I couldn't type any more than I did.

:D :up:

I like the new barman :D




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Yes - A BUD pleez


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Oh...hello :D :D

You just started today??

(Wow nice job Mousie!!)

Yes, I'll have a pint of ice cold water please!

:mrgreen: Thanks!!

** FA puts BOOH on Jukebox**

gets the bar rocking


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Don't need music right now FA 8O ...........a wee beer would do better :D

Heres one of my own: Its called "Why me?"

(sings country and western song with guitar)

*Eddie walks in, sees a couple in the corner snogging, and turns her back to throw up violently*

Hope you had a great time! :D



*mops up Eddie's puke 8O :? 8O *

thanks heli... :oops:

*walks over to bar, gets a drink and starts chatting the bloke up behind the counter who turns out to be a girl when she turns around. Eddie runs away with red face*

:oops:

*Me walks in and sits down orders a coke and starts reading Oedipus the King*
How are you guys tonight?

testing out quick reply....

Think you might find the bar in the Bat and Belfry better than Postwhores!!!

Okay chris!

*walks up to a REAL guy this time and chats him up*

Buy me a drink please...

*turns around to find mum has posted photos of me on the walls.... the photos of when I had dressed up in nothing but a bin bag dress after watching "I eat cannibles" on top of the pops 2 last year*

oh dear god... Fortune, how you mock me....

*walks in the bar, turns around to get punched in the face by the local drunk*

You what??????

*jumps on drunk and starts fighting him*

hi all :wink: missed you all very much :cry: great to be back, :wink: malibu and coke for me a double :lol:

*walks up to bar with a black eye*

erm.... It ain't too big is it????????