I dont understand?

But then again it is none of my business ;)

I have to admit I didn't understand either... but I thought it was because I'm foreigner... :roll:

Something wrong with that sentence, ain't it? :oops:


Patricia

THEY'RE BOTH GAY!!!!!!!!!!! (Well, my ex is bi because i'm a girl)

I'm not bothered about that but going out with a friends ex is one thing, then finding out after three weeks after he tells me they played a game with me about how long it would take me to found out, thats an insult and a betrayel. :cry:

Aahh now I understand (it was the wholde their/there thing that got me ;) )

Well, as you say the sexual orientation doesn't bother you, but I can understand how you would be upset with how they toyed with you.

To be honest, you have to wonder what kind of 'friend' would do that. I don't know them, so I cannot comment on how they are as people, but it sounds very mean.

But, like everyone always says, "when you really really need it the most, that's when rock and roll dreams" (and Meat Loaf fans ;) ) "come through"

Chin up, and give it some time, and you will be able to put it all behind you. It is always hard, but at the end of the day, why let someone else get you down?

Oh, okay. So sorry. :?

F***'em! Here, take a whiskey! Let's have a hangover! :wink:


Patricia

Hmmm. I am still angry more than upset. Why would they do that to me? And my ex DIDN'T EVEN SAY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bicker:

Yeah come on then, F**** them! *downs whiskey*

Come on everyone, This pub is TOOO QUIET!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE ME GETTING ABSOLUTELY SLOSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns jukebox on full blast Bat out of Hell*

It is awful that people can be like this. It is a shame more people don't think about the effect their actions will have on others before they do/say things.

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*gets entire bacardi bottle, drinks the lot in one go*
*gets the southern comfort, downs whole lot*
*Gets whole crate of bud, downs one after the other*

Who's more.... pished?

Anything to eat? 8O


Patricia

*stumbles in with indian in hands*

ANYONE LIKE MADRAS IN HERE??????

LOSTSOUL, I GOT YOU THE STRONGEST MEATIEST CURRY THEY HAD...

MEATLOAF MADRAS!!!!

Bed and breakfast
 

Open bed and breakfast by manager Eddie. Garenteed no insects, bad food or lumpy beds. And right next to the Bat so you don't have to wobble far!

Just come round to inspect the premises.

*Has a good look round*

They're lovely Eddie. I'm sure I'll be staying here soon.

Are you both okay?

*finds Lost Soul and Airhead collapsed in a corner suurounded by bottles and empty takeaway containers.*

thanks black dog. It took me ages tidying up! I know it's hardly the hilton, but it's homely!

Tonights dinner menu.

Mushroom omelette and homemade chips.
Sausage and mash with bisto and fried onions.

(anyone want anything else, just ask me)

Heli and Rob, do you want me to book your honeymoon here? I've got a special suite here that is just overlooking the garden.

oooooh, that meatloaf madras is doing somersaults in my stomach...

My head has a heavy metal band of chickens in it......

my toungue tastes strangly of fur.......

I suppose 'd better clean up.

*awakens a sleeping Lost Soul by accident*

Get up, Lost soul, I've gotta clean up.... Go to the bed and breakfast next door if you wanna sleep. Thanks for the party hun! :wink: *hugs*

Do you need any help tidying up Airhead

*offers Airhead paracetamal for hangover*

Hey Guys I'm on now!! But not for long!!

So how is everyone!!

Popping by for a quickie 8O ...has a rough day....give me your strongest stuff please :D

So that will be Pure Alcahol then?? (Andy insists we have it stocked) :roll:

heehee

Andy sounds like a man who knows what he wants :up: ..

Your full strength refreshments over here please :wink:

Here you are *Passes Gerry a pint of Pure Alcohol*

Don't worry i have the paramedics on speed dial! :wink:

*THUD* :zzz:

Erm..................*pokes him with a stick*....................Gerry...........................I really hope Emily doesn't walk in and see him on the floor... :? 8O :? 8O

** FA walks in with a small case & laptop**

Service please - can I have a room with a view. (need peace & quiet for a few days - got college assignments to complete) Require TV, modem connection and unsuite.

This is very handy for the pub airhead

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(can I have Meat Sheets as well Please :wink: )

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is it OK to park my bike outside


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Ok, thats one room with a view....

modem connection....

bike shed outside...

and meat sheets i made specially for here!

*hands key*

Don't forget, i can't do room service until i get some staff! (hint hint)

er......... heli..... paramedics are on their way.

*hears ambulance pull up outside*

Lucky they wern't here while i was unconsious last night, eh? (I can't stand hospitals)

See ya Gerry, I'll bring you some grapes tomorrow!

thanks airhead

**FA takes keys and goes off to room**

Will consider job offer, but already work full time.

**FA opens door to room & looks around**

Its clean & tidy - love the pix of Meat on the walls

**FA looks in the bathroom** Great - nice & fresh - oohhhhhhh - a shower

**FA kicks off biker boots & bounces on bed**

lovely **swiches on TV** ooooooowwwwwwwwww - cable - wheres the wrestling

**FA looks out of the window, which overlooks the pubs garden** nice to see the remaining rabbits behaving themselves

Right - off to the pub in an hour

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Tum tee tum....

*pastes wanted photo in window*

WANTED,

ONE MAID

ONE COOK

ONE CLEANER

(I ALREADY DO THE COOKING AND CLEANING BUT EVERYONE NEEDS HELP)

APPLY WITHIN

thanks!

Nice chilled cider & some change for the jukebox please

What happened here, saw the ambulance out my bedroom window - someone over done it again

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Any chance of a coffee or is it just pure alcohol we're selling tonight :??:

Could I have a vodka. How's Gerry? Heard the ambulance was called for him earlier.

Or a hot chocolate....I would quite like a large hot chocolate with loads of cream and marshmallows right now...can I get one here? :P

That sounds really nice. Could I change my mind and have a hot chocolate too.

cider, pak of crisps, jukebox on please

*just woke up*

Where am I? 8O
Who am I? 8O
I'm thirsty! 8O

Those first thoughts of the day are completelyin the wrong order......

they should be....

I'm thirsty?
Where am I?
Who am I?
and occasionally ollowed by...
who's this nxt to me? :lmao:

It's alright Lost Soul. Just sit down quietly and hopefully you'll remember who you are soon.

What would you like to drink?

can I have a strongbow, pak crisps & more change please

hear Heli part time now - she's been banned from coming out to play after 9pm - who's going to serve



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May I have a glass of water and something for my headache?

Where's the this supposed to be next to me would be more suitable to ask for!!!??? 8O

Here's a glass of water and a couple of paracetamol. Hope that helps

Thanx BD. :)

No problem Lost Soul.

I'm just going to help myself to a round of drinks for the chatroom.

*leaves money on bar*

a crate of cider please

A coke. . .

A Bacardi Breezer please

bud please :D

*puts down pay phone*

Everyone, Gerry's ok!

He's a little unconsious and the poor sod had to share his ambulance with a woman in labour but he is over the worst! he'll be back soon enough!

Yuppers heard about heli's ban...

Eddie!

Good news that Gerry's okay. Did he have to help with the birth?

What's this about Heli? I haven't heard anything about that.

Could we have a round of drinks in the chatroom please

Noooo!!!!! he was blooming unconsious! Still is!

Heli ain't aloud on the internet for after nine!

here ya go, a crate of bacardi!

...if it is not too much trouble, after this evening I could really do with a glas of nice Red wine 8O
8)

xxx

Mariella
...anyone still here - or can I just leave the money on the bar? :lol:

Me the cleaner can get your red wine!

*hands over glass of red wine*

Here hun!

**FA crawls out of the chatroom - staggers aross the pub**

grabs another cider or 3

goes back to B'B

Oh poor Heli. She's going to miss it.

Thanks for the Bacardi

Oh - thank you so much! I really needed that drink after having my son's 13th birthday-party - and I can throw a party, believe me ...tired now! ...but happy :bunny: (I clean in real-life hope, so I do hope you don't mind me Not doing it here - Will help out if you really need me :lol: )...Good at It...Among Other things 8)

...after finishing this I will have to go to sleep - work in the morning...

See some of you soon - some of you even sooner...
:lol:

xxx

Mariella

** FA staggers into B'B & trys every door - finds right one**

puts bottles of cider borrowed from pub on table

nips to bthroom

comes back - picks up 1st bottle - switches on tv - watches wrestling

See you soon Mariella. Glad your sons party went well

**FA wakes up, hears birds singing, got a bit of a head - rolls over and goes back to sleep**

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**FA wakes up - head cleared**

Goes and has a shower - makes a cuppa tea and sets laptop up for work

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Puts Meat CD on and gets to work

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Good morning hun! What do you want for breakfast? The full english or our vegetarian choice?

miss what? (sorry pretty clueless)

:twisted: Well i've decorated the pub with shamrocks and leprichans, added green food dye to all the drinks, and booked an Irish band for tonight.
Rock on Paddy's Day :mrgreen:

*Walks round whistling The Star Of The County Down*

I'll bring me mates then

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Re-read my answer which wasn't very clear. Meant the website

I'm wearing my green!

*Sings on microphone in best irish accent (which i've been told is pretty good!)*

Dublins a city
where the girs are so petty
I first set my eyes on
sweet molly malone
as she wheeled her wheelbarrow
through the streets
broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels
alive alive o

Alive alive o-o
alive alive o-o
crying cockles and mussels
alive alive o

Thank you thank you!

*Gobbles down a pint of guiness*

Keep them coming my good man!

:twisted: *Mouse sings to the tune of If Your Isish Come Into The Parlour*.

If your a Meat fan, come into The Bell - fry
There's a welcome here for you.
If your name is Dottie Chris or R.
As long as your a Meat head there a pint upon the bar.
There's a juke box.
With every al - bum.
And rare track Meat has made.
There's beer and spirits and assorted bar snacks.
You can dance on the tables or just relax.
If your a Meat fan this is the place to be.

Applause please? :mrgreen:

:lol: nice one Mousie

Bren

:twisted: *Mouse grins broadly :mrgreen: *
Thanks Bren.Here, have a pint of Guinness (dyed green of corse :wink: )

:D Why thankyou Mousie
......green guiness :roll: .....interesting :lol:

Bren

hmmmm..... mines just black, green and white...

I hope you all have a fun night!! Save me some green booze, because I've never really seen it before!! :cry:

It's ashame i can't stay to partay with you all!! :cry: :cry: but dont worry i'll be back behind then bar on friday!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Right everything is green i've just finished pinning up shamrocks etc so yay!

And green food on menu tonight!

Hi hun

I fancy a pizza with ham, pineapple & onion please

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not sure about it being green thou 8O

about 7.30pm would be great thanks

**FA sneaks heli some green booze ? what - it all looks the same**

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oooh i must be psycic!

Here hun! I promise that theres no green on it! *crosses fingers and prays that she won't notice the green cheese in the crust*

Oh yum have been *hic* drinking guiness all day. I won't get pissed today because of the last two days i have learnt my lesson...

Does this mean we can tell Irish Jokes (No Offence intended). e.g.

What you do if an Irishman throws as Granade at you????

Take the pin out and throw it back :D

as much bud as ya got please.

one of these please




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How about abit of dance

please clear the dance floor



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Wow...This seems like a Great Party to me - can I have a green-drink too, please?

too bad, I haven't got a clue What it is you are all celebrating - but I sure Love to Party :bunny:

xxx

Mariella
...good to see you all in such a good mood, specially on this day!

marielle

its st patricks day



everything irish

:twisted: *Mouse sings*
Her eyes they shon like diamonds.
You'd think she was queen of the land.
And her hair it hung over her shoulder.
Tied up with a black velvet band.

*Hic* :mrgreen:

Thank you for explaining *listening to The Dubliners (which I went to see many, many times here in Holland!!!) for a while - to Feel this :lol: *... after that Back to Testify, anyway - A Day Worth Celebrating...Yahoo! :bunny:

xxx

Mariella
...who would Want to be here All Night Long - but Cannot :?

Edit...just noticed i put a :? where I should have put a :bunny: ...HAD to fix THAT! :lol: 8)

:twisted: Someone mention the Dubliners? 8)
*Mouse jumps on stage and sings with the band*
Might have been the whiskey.
Might have been the gin.
Might have been the three or four six packs I don't know but look at the mess i'm in.
My head feels like a football.
I think i'm gonna die.
Tell me me oh me oh my.
Wasn't that a party :mrgreen:

By the way, is anyone waiting to be served?

...please just tell me What it is I am drinking, Neil...tastes Good though!

I think Meat would want us all to have this 'double-celebration' in here tonight!

xxx

Mariella

Wooowooowooowooo!! *Waving her green hankie* :))

Patricia-girl..you Sure Know How To Party :bunny:

xxx

Mariella

My first word was: party! 8)

Just got in from the St Patricks Night drinking fest!!

Managed to get the entire pub singing along to the karaoke, singing
"If this is the last kiss".

Come back here and just read all the NZ reviews etc.

So as the tour is now over, methinks a drunken final song is in order

Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
The battle's done,
And we kind of won
So we sound our victory cheer

Where do we go from here?
Why is the path unclear?
When we know home is near
Understand
We'll go hand in hand
But we'll walk alone in fear

Tell me
Where do we go from here?
When does the end appear?
When do the trumpets cheer?
The curtains close
On a kiss god knows
We can tell the end is near
Where do we go from here........

Good St Paddy's Day party in here last nite? 8)

*wakes up...*

How much guiness did i drink...

It's all coming back to me on what i did...

The sucking on the guiness tap...

The bad dancing...

The stupid singing...

The drunken snog... (Who it was i do not know)

The conga dance outside...

WHAT A PARTY!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, about the snog, if the person can remember come foreward please...?

I can't believe I missed such a fabulous party. Glad you all had such a great time but is there any guinness left?

:twisted: There's always Guinness :mrgreen:
By the way Mariella, the drink I was serving last night was a pint of Guinness (dyed green with food colouring) with a double Bushmills Irish Whiskey thrown in 8)

Hey Guys!!!!!

Woah what a blooming tip it is in here!!! I guess you all had a good time last night then?! :cry:

Well anyway, I'll start off by cleaning the kitchen!! Anyone want any food?