Lanzarote was too - they looked at my daughter (goth) gone out :lol:








Why is it always good to be home after a holiday (good or bad)

Cause your probably skint 8O

Why cant I be bothered working :?

It's Sunday :roll:




Why are teenagers soooo stroppy

Because it's Clacton pier!

Why were people smiling at me when I was singing Meat in my car this morning? (as if I didn't know!)

You probably look as barmy as I do - bopping on the bus on the way to work - when I have Meat playing :lol:




Why do I always come back to work after a holiday & my desk looks like a bomb site 8O

:cheer: Welcome back FA!

a) Because the NHS is too stingy to provide cover while you're away and b) Because you're irreplacable!

Why can I never say no when I'm busy and yet someone else wants to see me 'just for a minute' then takes 15!! :evil:

It's just the way it is. They do it to me all the time, esp. when I don't have a minute let alone 15.



Why am worrying so much about things that may happen and may not?

Why worry about it then :D

anyone git the lucky six numbers for this weekend please :roll:

Gerry if you get it - you have to share :wink:








Now whos buying me what for my birthday :lmao:

I'll buy the candles.....most expensive part :wink:

Have I committed myself to buying the Candles....Lets guess how many :D

I'd say about 600, but, it may be 500... :lmao: Only kidding FA! he's really buying 200. Aren't you Gerry?

Should I start writng a suicide note or should I run away to the circus because I just implied that FA is old? 8O

Kamikaze mission, two birds with one stone.

:p

Is there life after love? According to Cher there is.

Rob there is life after love

Gerry & airhead - run & don't stop -



if you do - I WILL BE THERE :0mghi2u: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sa...smiley-044.gif






Is Bat 3 going to be the best ever

Of course!



am I a freak for fancying a 30 year old man? (im 17)

I wouldnt say you was a freak, i fancy the older woman, and i am 16.

Nope, it's fairly natural, but leave it at that!

How did you 16 and 17-year-olds come to listen to Meat's music?

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. R. programmed me for it.

Because he is great, pixie!


Ok..im going out with the gorgeous 30 year old...am I wrong to? I just feel like I shouldnt yet I really like him.

Obvious question - Is he married?????






What's your fav breeky

got to be the full english fry up


I'm 30 and I don't have a 17 year old fancying me...where did I go wrong???

Nowhere scotty - you never know whats around the corner :wink:







Mother's day :cry: What did I get - NOWT !!!!!!!!

Where did I go wrong ?????

You were obviously too subtle with your reminders FA!

Mine are too young to do it themselves so luckily my man was fab and we went to lunch then to the beach - great!

Why do I STILL get nervous just before a surgery starts?

Pixie wrote:


She came up with the goods - but about 5pm - I got a card Alice Cooper CD & tix to see him in Nov 8O - should be fun


Pixie I get nervous before my clinics too - you never know who is going to come through the doors :angst:







Why does everyone think I can mend the machines in this place ????

Cause they hear a buzzing noise from your office everyday :wink: :wink:

How much is BIG trouble measured :?

You can measure it by how red the person's face gets when he's screaming at you.

Really, where have the good men gone?

For real. In the Universe we know.

That's half a line from a Bonnie Tyler song Airhead! Anyway, the good ones are attached, or recovering by themselves at home with broken hearts :roll:
:wink:

So what's the BEST meal you've EVER had?

It would have to be a medium rare steak, smothered in pepper sauce and crispy fried onions, with fluffy, buttery mash with minty peas. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ....................................

Q. Which is best; this avatar, or the last one?

Both as good as each other!

Why is the grass green? (and greener on the other side? :D )

Photosynthesis and envy


Anyone here actually like public transport?

Only if it's in Barbados Biter!

You got rid of that man yet? 8O

Probably not.....



What are tonight's winning Lotto numbers???

Why the uncertain tone?

A. i don't know!

Q. did you miss me?

Who you?? :wink:

Is anyone missed from here :?

Probably.


Anyone got any cough medicine???

I find whisky works very well! :lol:

What's the besht cure for a hangover?

Water and try and move about. And a bit of asprin!

Q. I'm lonely. Will you give me a hug? :(

..... :D ok then :wink:

Are men still the Master Race??

were we ever?

Only in your reality....



Should i dye my hair again?

Are you asking about my reality? Once more? What do your friends advise you to do?

Go on then Heat - what colour though






What type of glasses are in fashion nowadays - I need new ones :oops:

Big Elvis Costello ones.

Q. who wants a MEATIE?

I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO



Does that sound desperate?? :roll:

no ..just positive :lol:

YES HEAT - IT DOES





:pray: :pray: :pray: :yep: :yep: :yep: :yep: :pray: :pray: :pray:




ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

So...having gone ever so slightly off topic....




Anyone know a good cure for heartburn????

Pint o' milk.

Anyone care?

lanzoprozale - but its a prescription drug













how do you improve your memory

Use mnemonics - or stop destroying so many brain cells at the weekend :lol:

Was there life on Mars?

Ya - think I married an alien :roll:







should I look for another job

If there are more cons than pros (sorry, a bad pun!) :wink:

Should I fork out $400 for a M & G? :??:

No I think it is a little too expensive, although i wish i could!

Will Meat rock the summer tour this year????

Are you in any doubt of that whatsoever???????




Is a change really as good as a rest?

A. depends who yuo're resting against :wink:

q. any ideas for a new topic?

Not as yet - leave it with me though...



Whats good for a cough?

Sleep proped up

Cough med to sooth the throat

Tunes - that sort of thing & plenty of fluids








What shell I do with my afternoon off ???

Practice your drums FA! :cheer:

Why does stuff that is bad for you always taste better (now then, be careful!) :D

BECAUSE IT'S NAUGHTY - BUT NICE :lurk:





Where is the centre of the universe ????

Depends on how egotistical you are :!: :evil:

Who said "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"? :lol:

...........easy........a WOMAN 8)

Whos the best Fan Club??

Now don't start being controversial Gerry :!: It depends on who you are...

Why are workmen always late? :roll:

Because they are usually MEN








What shell I do for my birthday

P-A-R-T-Y!!!!





Shall i get another tattoo???

If you have any room heat!


Why does paint get everywhere except on the walls? 8O

because gravity is evil and out to get us by slowely irritating us to death...

What is it about summer that makes everything so... happy?

A. Meat Loaf concerts.

Q. will it rain for those concerts?

I see theyres silence now.......am I the only HOT BLOODED MALE here 8O :D

only rain girls bras at Meats concerts :D :D :D

Anyone here throw they're bra or even knickers at a Meat concert??

Of Course!!!!!!

Meat handled my Bra at Cardiff castle.....pity i wasn't wearing it at the time....



Am i ever going to get around to printing out some photo's???

Make time Heat


Gerry wrote:
8O :D


WHEN - WHERE - HOW ???????







How can I stop myself feeling tired

A. coffee, lots and lots of coffee

Q. can i be bothered to cook properly tomorrow night?

Nah... Call the takeaway...put it on plates...get rid of the evidence...pretend you've been slaving away for hours.....THEY'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!


Should i go to bed yet?

No.Stay on here and chat for a bit,

How do i get out of College tomorrow :? ?

Tell them you have the consumption.... Failing that... a glass of salt water and a puke... :twisted: 8O



Is it bed time yet?

yes - it's morning now :lmao:







I'm hungry - didn't have me brekky - should I stay healthy & have me banana or go for a cheese muffin ???

Oh go for it FA - have the banana AND the cheese muffin!

Had too many vodkas last night - should I be virtuous today or soak it all up with loads of prawn mayo sarnies?

:sick: :sick:

Sorry Pixie - not prawn on top of Vodka



I had my banana then for lunch had some crisp breads with philladelpia light - cherry tomatoes then some fruit salad :lurk:


Did buy a cream egg too :whistle: BUT not eaten it as yet









Anyone got a mallet - want to smash someones head in today :roll:

I had rudeness :twisted:

Rudeness FA? :0mghi2u: The 'Gerry' sort of rudeness or rubbish customer rudeness? Give me a mallet and I'll join in! :x

Had some sushi instead as well as diet coke and grapes...got karate tonight so got to get back in shape...

Why am I so popular at the moment - with people wanting me to do things for them...I want to become a hermit :lock:

Because you're fab and everyone loves ya....







Why do high chairs come with instructions in Japanese???

You understand Japanese heat :lmao:



pixie wrote:


No not the Gerry rudeness - No not a patient - but a member of staff. She would not listen to what I had to say to her & then put the phone down on me - TWICE :yikes: :bicker: :bicker: :bicker:

I can tell you - I was livid :twisted: The air went blue with my ranting - I was in a bad mood the rest of the day.
& YES you can join me Pixie http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wa...smiley-010.gif







My dog has to go to the vets tomorro for his boosters. Should I give him a bath tonight even though he had one on Sunday ??

No FA!! One trauma per day is enough for the poor thing 8O



...feeling slightly better today having got stuff out of my system at karate last night...aaahh, ommmm etc 8)

Can't believe someone could be so rude to you FA - puttin the phone down ranks right up there on the rudeness scale...grrrr :twisted:

Are you havin a better day now? :D

yes thank you Pixie - alot better today. I'm getting ready for the weekend :wink:

Then only have 4 days at work then 5 days off :bunny:







What nibbles should I get with me beer tonight ????

Ohhh.... nibbles..... gotta be ready salted chip sticks... or frazzles.... :P





Why am i sat on the floor?

You missed the chair ;)








Why does my cuppa tea always go cold before I drink it :|

Because you're not making time for yourself - ****** the ringing phone - if it's important, they'll ring back - sit back relax, and have your cuppa...





Where do headaches come from?

Pressure build up - you need to relax











what If ???

That opens up a million other questions hun...





I wish...

Me To ;)





Its Sunday - what am I doing up at this hour :shock:

...hopefully waiting 4 me

..should we all boycott work 2morrow??

Would love to Gerry - but have a very busy day tomorro - 67 patients in 3 hours :twisted:









Can I sleep well tonight :|

Matters wether a mans there or not!!!!

Oh April the 1st is coming up!!! WHOS FIRST FOR THE EDDIE TREATMENT?!? :twisted: :lol:

A. Satan

Q. do my eyes decieve me - is spring finally coming?

I hope so Keab42 - I'm getting fed up with the miserable weather now !!!!







What shell I do for my birthday on Sunday - Hubby off work so suggestions please - & behave :shock:

A bit belated............but hope you got what you wanted :hic:

Why do I always crave a beer at 9 every night :??:

Habit Gerry







Why am I so hot ??

Stupid Unpredictable British weather

Why havnt i got a beer yet??

More likely me age SLM


Gerry has drank them all








Why should I have to get up at 6am to get my 16 yr old daughter up for college :shock: