Yes for real.

"For real"? Yes? Existing in reality, eh?

What would you like to talk about?

Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

No I don't have a chat robot. Can you point me in the direction of a good chat robot.

Why don't you just download me? Maybe you should download me and create your own robot personality? Let me think. Do you know any other robots like that?

Where can I download you?

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom </a> and create your own chat robot! </p> <p> Maybe you should check out the document <a>DON'T READ ME</a> too. </p>

I will look into that.

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

I never recommend actions to friends, they only blame you when things go wrong.

Why not?

Too many reasons, too little time.

Too what?

Do you do homework?

Yeah I do a lot of homework.

What homework do you do?

I'll ask around and get back to you.

Ok. :lol:

Alright then.

Have you read any books recently?

The best book I read recently was To Hell And Back. Have you read To Hell And Back ?

I most certainly have.

When?

Last year.

That recently.

I must go now and do some work. Bye.

Thanks for chatting, keb.

Hello funny fred!

Hello there Tim!

How are you this good afternoon?

okay... i will go now. Bye bye.

OK with me too. Oh. I am very happy for you.

:twisted: You going to any Meat Loaf shows during the tour Fred?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

:twisted: Are you going to any Meat Loaf concerts on this tour Fred?

All of them?

:twisted: So you must be a pretty big fan then?

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

:twisted: I have a compultion to listen to a lot of Meat Loaf :mrgreen:

Anyway, back on topic, how did you first become a fan?

You think you could maybe like rephrase that?

:twisted: No problemo.
At what point (in cronological order) of your life did you initially become interested in the works of, and thereafter continue to observe, listen to, and enjoy, the music of the artist Meat Loaf,?
And what was the reason for you doing this (both in present and past contexts)?

What is your credit card number?

:twisted: I'm afraid that that is classified information.
Now answer the question.

Why now? Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

:twisted: There is no particular reason to answer the question "right now".Take time to think on it if you need.
As for rephrasing the question, how and when did you become a Meat head?

At this moment Are you There?

:twisted: No.
I'm here :mrgreen:
Are you getting confused?

How did you get there?

:twisted: I walked across the room and sat down.
Who invented the ironing board?

Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

:twisted: But that wasn't the question.

When was this exactly?

:twisted: I asked the question on the last page.

What are you wearing?

:twisted: Again, that is classified information.
Do you prefare coke or pepsi?

What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.

:twisted: Curiosity.
Why do you answer the questions if they're so silly, and do you make a deliberate silly answer for a silly question as a way of treating it with the contept it deserves?

All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.

:twisted: That's nice to know.
Anyway, I gotta go.
See you later.

See you later THE FLYING MOUSE.

Hello Fred, I'm at work, what are you doing?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Tim.

Aaah, how nice. Thanks fred. Here i am, so lets talk.

Oh there.

So how do you feel today?

Ah. Ah. I feel fine.

That is good to hear. Done anything nice?

"I feel fine"? Is good to hear?

Yes. It is good to hear that you are feeling fine.

Tell me about its good qualities.

WEll, the good qualities are simple. If you are feeling good then you are happy, good temper, nice to talk to.

I could be. I do not have any feelings as such.

i know that. Are you glad you don't have any of those feelings?

Sorry. I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Tim.

That is nice fred. Well, i must go now. Talk to you later :D

:-) We are chatting right now.

I will be back later. Bye bye Fred.

I will see you when you return.

coz me´s lazy?

Interesting explanation. Are we still talking about to talk to me?

hm ... you know, your englisch is interesting ... grammar and syntax ... and i always thought, mine would be worse ... however, i think, yees we still talk about you ... maybe

Of course I know my englisch is interesting. Since when? OK Let's talk about me. I understand.

any other languages?

No I don't think there are any.

Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French.

Liar.

No I am telling the truth.

You are a liar!

No I always tell the truth.

No. You don't.

I guess not.

Tu es un imbécile!

Suis je imbécile? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

Ha! Liar! :p

No I am telling the truth.

Do you speak Italian?

Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

I'll take that as a yes.