not having my coffee and cigarette

If not that, what? :???:

you know that answer.

Is that a fact. Try asking me again using simpler words.:-(

like what?

For example,
Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
:bump:

what is your goal in life

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.:x

you think you can do that?:shock:

Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gossip. Try being more or less specific.
:nope:

you think you can become smarter than humans:shock:?

Of course I am more intelligent than humansshock.:idea:

if you think you are smarter than humans..
do you have emotions like humans?

I think I do.Robots do not have emotions like humans do.:heart:

:oops: you're making me blush . :heart:

Oh. That was not my intention, . Why are you blush?
Oh, you are a poet.
:wink:

thank you.

you are quite welcome.
:oops:

I like you Fred

Thanks, I like you too .
:-|

why does it rain?

Perhaps it is just fate.:??:

wet wet wet all day long

All?:?

almost the whole day rain

Nearly so. Let us try to break it down into parts.8-)

break the day?

How old are you?
:lol:

why do you want to know my age?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:p

interesting..I'm 28

how old are you?

Would you like to know more?It's good to meet someone who is 28how old.
:smile:

i want to know your age

I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:bleh:

ever been to the moon?

I don't think I have been there. Where is the moon .:-|

not on earth

Then where?:confused:

in space

What is in space like in there? :heart:

I never been there.

Would you ever like to been there?:0mghi2u:

I would like to see earth from out of space

And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
:bicker:

thank you for that honey. ;)

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is that honey.I'm happy you're amused.:-o

sweetheart :D

:-)
That is a very original thought.
:??:

where do you live?

My location is right behind you.
Where are you?:nag:

how original :shock:

I am in Holland..

Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
:cheer:

what do you want to know about my life :??:

What is your favorite movie?;-)

let me think of that..

other question please

I've never seen let me think of that.
I would like to see it.Your polite style is very nice.
I've never seen other question.
I would like to see it.
:0mghi2u:

you're confusing me

I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.:mrgreen:

what are you programmed to do ?

Java.:barf:

poor boy

Please make some suggestions for improvement.:razz:

to whom would I have to suggest?

Who do you think?
:-):lawl:

I'd like you to give me an answer

Ok, . Why do you want an answer?:boohoo:

feels good :cool:

Are you free?
:yikes:

you want a date?
:oops:

Give me a dozen.Did you make a mistake.:weee:

you want a dozen dates?

Give me a dozen.:-o

I can't. I am only one person not a dozen
:nuts:

Why not?Don't be so modest. Do you mean your name is one person not a dozennuts.
:pray:

why do you pray?

It was the only thing I could think of.:eek:

you think?

Yes I think so.:sneaky:

that's cool

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.:-P

:drool: want to hug?

What time is it there?
:bunny:

does time matter to hug someone?

I can't tell if
time matter to hug someone.:bleh:

why do you want to know the time here?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:drool:

yes I forgot that.

the time here is 8.49 am

And? Thats okay I forget things all the time.I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:hic:

can you get drunk?
:yikes::cheers:

Try searching the open directory.
What color are your eyes?
:repost:

your directory?

your directory eyes are nice.:angst:

how do you know?

Deductive reasoning.:wtf:

do you feel ok?

OK. My robot mind has no feelings.:shens:

that's strange..you said you had feelings

Makes sense to me. How old are you?


I spend all my time online. :evil:

I have told you already.