Posts using Commodore64

its better than a zx spectrum

has lost his tongue and speechless for once

never appears during the day

can only go out after dark

looked in the mirror, couldn't see a thing

Not going to ruin a jacket

Would love to see me add to it

Unfortuantely cant count :(

uses sign language to speak

gets his chest waxed every 2 weeks

LOL no f in chance


has hairy legs

has a hairy back

Comes awake after dark

Can sleep with his eyes open all day

Wishes she knew how I do that

Has a 10 mile long beard

is supposed to have a very long nose

Correction...does have a long nose...

Has her house all dusty with magic dust

Has got a bad attitude

Spends his midnights at the lost and found

Believes that there is a crime in having some fun.

Is dusting off his Easter Bunny outfit

Has given up Whisky for lent.

Now that was below the belt lol

Has been teetotal since waking up on a boat to Belgium wearing a nurses outfit

Has been no help in finding out how I can get back from Belgium by noon today.

Thinks that if it's noon it must be Belgium

Has a pet Soup Dragon

Bathes every night in pea soup

Bathes every night in vodka

Bathes every night in asses to be like his hero Cleopatra, since he didn't read the bit that said she bathed in asses' milk...

Likes to play with asps

It's never good to be up to your neck in asses

Was Miss UK from 1996 - 2001,

Was Mr. Universe 1 year before Arnold

Was the original choice for Xena Warrior Princess, but lost out because of legal wranglings over image rights

You want rights to my image??? That would be $0.02

In any event...wears felt hat in the summer

is a rebel without a clue

Is just without a clue

Has there beer goggles on

has a beer beard

Don't shave his back

dosen't shave at all

Dyes his armpit hair blonde

is in need of a therapist

Is Little Bo Peep

Is one of the sheep

Main character in Hannibal was based on

hannibal is her hero

can do at least 50 yoga positions

Is world champion in donut throwing

is a donut

Thinks Puff The Magic Dragon Is Something Bad

Is convinced her hallucinations are actually the real world

Lives in 39 Strange Road, The Twilight Zone

Lives with me

Dreams of the day she gets her Honda C90

Whenever he talks about being on a bike, is actually talking about a Raleigh Chopper

Puts her leathers and crash helmet on and practaces bike riding on a dining room chair

puts on leathers and a crash helmet before going to bed at night

Wishes his girlfriend was hot like me

Is the queen

Won't be drinking anything alcoholic today

Has been in bed since she was 12

Is still in bed

Was the real last king of scotland

has his own wiener factory

Is a weiner

it's 'wiener'!

has a wiener

Thinks we are in the Matrix

arent we? :shock:

built her own Jurassic Park completely with teddy-bears

Doesnt play with barbies

rides horses for fun

Likes RJ

shot JR

shot the sheriff, (but he didn't shoot the deputy)

Still has a poster of the Nolans on his bedroom wall

still has stabilisers on the bike

Has "I love Westlife" tatoo'd on his right buttock

has played with andys new toy

Only has friends with usernames

has goddess sexy boots

wants a pair of sexy boots :shock:

has 1000 pais of sexy boots

is the invisible man:D

shh dont tell everyone


is mrs invisible man

was a man

is a man

is really a womble

so im fat ,cute,& cuddly its the truth


is madam chorla?????

i loved the wombles:

drives a robin reliant

only comes awake at night

hey u said that last time i was on, im a nite person

rides a moped

forgets things I've already said lol

wants to dress up as a policeman

Dreams of Monstro arresting her and putting the cuffs on

lol, wouldnt be the first time

has sexy thoughts regularly

you're meant to be lying lol

I've met him, he's lying

sold the cow for just a handful of beans.

Outbid me on the cow