*ambulance turns up outside, and carries eddie out*

She ain't dead, but she is pretty ill... what has she been drinking... PURE ACHOHOL??? Okaaay... how much... 20 PINTS?????

*ambulance speeds away*

Looks like not many people will be up early today after the party but its still time for the wake up call.

*puts on FCOL*

*eddie wakes up in hospital, reaches over and rings the bat*

Someone, they say i'm staying in for quite a while... bring some grapes and some decent food!

thanks!

*puts phone down and pinches docs bum*

I think that there's a drink problem in here.......CAN I HAVE A BEER 8O

Gerry - there is a drink problem in here - I AIN'T GETTING ENOUGH :hic:

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

Oh you poor thing!

Here, have thins fifty year old congac I've been saving!

*shoots up again like nothing wrong and takes congnac... then brain starts to spin inside head*

*Nurse runs up, and puts morphine in drip. eddie opens eyes again, puts on a smile and starts to ramble randomly*

sssshhhhrubber ducks... flying around the ceiling... ooooh!

I declare the b and b revamped, open, and no more sleeping on the bat's setees!

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is... :lol:

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!... :lol:

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

Setee means sofa in the pub :D

This "place" was here before and i found it a little lost so i bumped it and gave it a makeover. Are you living here? if so, it's fiftey pound a month (very cheap) :wink:

*Gives mariella keys to room*

...Thanks so much with that, Airhead! 8)

xxx
Mariella
...seems like you have opened yourself a great Inn... :D

**FA returns to her room - & starts clearing away the dust & cobwebs**

Looks like FA's found Hubby's Wallet 8O

Gerry - you got that spot on :lmao:

**FA limps in & curls up on the bed with a hot water bottle - in pain again**

It there a Neurologist in this place :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath 8O , or a couple of Asprin might do the trick (flushed with Aftershock :oops: ) :drool:

**FA feels better now - had a nap & few painkillers + have an appointment with the consultant next week**



Gerry wrote:



One of them will do - will take my mind off the pain (seeing what is causing the "flushed with Aftershock" effect) :lmao: :devil:

you called?

:hic:

a large on please - & can you get chris a bottle :cry:

...dry white wine for me please...with ice if it is not too much trouble...

Someone, visit me... it's lonely in this hospital bed all on my own...

*nurse comes up and puts a strange drug in the drip*

wow...

I know kung fu.

Airhead - think you need to detox



Can I have a round for chat please :hic:

**FA comes in & puts the tv on - slots in the video & watches wrestling***

Heads to the fridge for a beer or two - bliss :wink: