Groan........ NURSE!!!!!! Don't look at me like that i know you've got valium in that cabinet of yours!

**FA sends airhead some magazines to read**


Cuppa tea please

*looks at magazines, and sits down to read "Nuts" a mans magazine (I kid you not, its a real magazine in britain)*

**FA laughs @ airhead - I don't remember picking up that one :oops: **


Another cuppa tea please - before I set to work on the washing :(

Don't worry, it's better than a comedy!

*laughs at the mens problems pages*

Hi everyone. I'm a newbie so drinks are on me. Oh, and have one for yourself barman... :0mghi2u: :hic:

Thanks Biter - mine's several large Red Dogs please - had some disturbing news today 8O 8O 8O

let me guess... someones pregnant?

airhead wrote:


Don't be cheeky :twisted:

NO - one of my ladies lost her baby at 40 weeks (stillborn) Very upsetting :cry: :cry: :cry:

OMG... i'm so sorry, i shouldn't have said that... My cousin had that... it must be awful for her.

airhead - don't sweat it - have a coke on me :wink:

Got any absinthe, barman?
(and one for yourself...)
8)

:hic: Why in this bar isn´t a live music? :hic:

Well, I Could do my version of Testify...but I think the place would be empty Very Fast :lol:

* walks to the jukebox and puts on the cd instead *

xxx
Mariella
...can I please have a red red wine?...

:lol: :hic: :zzz:

:lmao:

:roll: Just kidding...

*slurred*
I don't care what becomsh of meee,
I don't care what they shay....
I dont care about the boysh in blue....
*collapses and starts to snore*

*Sits in hospital bed and sighs.*


WHERE ARE MY VISTORS????

'memba I luv u eddi an' yur my favrit girl. do y wanna nuvva drink? i luv you all peple, memba that!
*collapses again*

Righttttttttttttt a bottle, yes I said BOTTLE of Southern Comfort and Bottle of Diet Coke .... *looks for someone to serve me, sees nobody so grabs them from behind the bar n shuffles off to my comfy corner ... settles down to get roaring drunk*

Bud please - been working up a thirst - practicing my drum homework 8)

Visitors... dying of lonliness....

Visitor here..........is it self service :D :hic:

Yay! my favorite gerry! Yep, i begged the nice doctor ver there to slip some barcardi in my coke and some vodka in my lemonade.