For all you guys heres a few drinks on me, I'm having a good time over here.

*puts out some drinks on the bar*

Hopefully they will still be there when you wake up.

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me 8O 8O

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot 8) (only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

Hey, here's some dosh, buy Sharon what ever she wants when she gets in ;)


see y'all later

xxxxxxxxx

*Is wheeled in the bat in a wheelchair pushed by a doctor*

ahem... a glass of water please...

*scowls at doctor*

rubarhubub... grrrrrr.

ha ha at airhead


Heli - thanks hun - I need this **FA gets a bud and downs it in one** gets another & puts joke box on - just punches a few no.s & see what comes on 8)

*wheeled back o hospital, where doctor tripsover paving slab, eddie goes flying, and lands up breaking her leg*


YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


*shouts to people in the bat*

A LITTLE HELP PLEASE????

Don't worry Eddie, I'll look after you...
*starts laughing demonically and rubs hands*
I'd better get the rack..I mean bed ready for you
:twisted: :devil:

gulp............................................................... help.. me....

*FA steps over airhead & biter & heads for the bar - Bud please*

Looks around to see Biter laughing at airhead & a glint in the eye :twisted:

*biter carries eddie off to "A nice relaxing surgery"*

Nice relaxing surgery????? you mean that torture chamber under your house don't you????


WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Don't worry little girl, You'll like it...
*Woohaahaahaahaa*
:devil: :twisted: :devil:

Aaaw. Airhead... Why are you in the hospital?

I was at Heli's big do and I drunk pure alchohol... 12 pints. So after stomach pumps and tubes and "things" i was taken down here and then i went flying and doc frankenstein here is dong something strange...

*looks at biter looking at a tube*

Jenna... put that pipe down... it's my catheter...


*biter yanks it*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
........ow.

Hmmm. Dr Frankenstein... Interesting...

STOP SCREAMING!
If you're a good girl you can have a carrot later.
*Goes to kitchen and gets carving knife and apple corer*
Hmmm...what should I 'fix' first Eddie?
:devil: :twisted:

oh god...

SOMEONE HELP, THE MADWOMANS GONNA CASTRATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bud please barman - heavy day


**FA sits in corner & relaxes**

You think youve had a heavy day??? What about me???? I have doctor frankenfurters sister tying to tie up legs and tubes and... thing!!!!


*crawls across the floor being chased by Jenna*

IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL!
Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink? :0mghi2u: :hic:
*to eddie*
NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER :x
im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one?
*turns back to eddie*
OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!!
ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK. :mrgreen:
UNGRATEFUL MOO...
*goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....*

Groan....


*claws up to a stool, and falls asleep with her face in a bowl of peanuts*

Gerry is Scottish ..... ah well that explains it :hic: :hic: :hic: :0mghi2u:

*Hic*....and your point :hic: :wink:

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?
:hic:

Gerry wrote:


Nowt - Just u a scot - nuff said 8) :wink:

Keep missing you mate :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I thought it was the irish that drunk a lot


*drinks and places her two catheter bgs (have to have two now cos of the extra bladder) under the table*